New here and need advice.

[The Juice]

Hi all.

I'm in the market for a white H3. My biggest concern is if it has adequate room in the back. Like if someone were to lie in the back in a fetal position. Is there alot of body rattle? Rattling makes me lose it. LOL! I admit I'm a whiner when it comes to detail.

Anyways thanks in advance and hope to meet some single Hummer women out there in the future............sqeeze.........

[HummBebe]

LMAO!!! How is it that all the H3 AE's want/or drive White H3's???

Hmmmm?

[The Green Lantern]

Hah!, I wonder who's AE is this??

[Chip]

Yeah the H3 is smaller inside than it looks. I wish they would find a way to make those rear seats fold flat.

[HummerNewbie]

LMAO!!! How is it that all the H3 AE's want/or drive White H3's???

Hmmmm?

LMAO, so true :D

[The Juice]

Hah!, I wonder who's AE is this??

What is an AE? Arts and Entertainment? I like the H3 because it's cheap and fits me like a glove. It's no H1 or H2 but it fits my budget......squeeze.....

Bronco for sale:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Very-clean-in-and-out_W0QQitemZ4650803392QQihZ002QQcategoryZ6222QQrd Z1QQcmdZViewItem

[HummBebe]

OMG, busted so fast he outs himself in about 10 minutes!!!

Classic:D :D :D :D :D

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

YES !

You can put 2 bodies in the back in fetal positions

RYD

[The Juice]

OMG, busted so fast he outs himself in about 10 minutes!!!

Classic:D :D :D :D :D

Dude! Relax. No clue what you're babbling about.

How does the H3 drive on the hwy?.......squeeze.......

[lance-n]

but i really have a white one!
i promise i will post some pics one of these days!
btw - my bronco is white, too but it is a '95 with only 52k miles on it
and i do not look anything like OJ!

[HummBebe]

Honey....not Dude.

My favorite......squeeze.....

Love et!!!:D :D :D :D :D

[HummBebe]

but i really have a white one!
i promise i will post some pics one of these days!
btw - my bronco is white, too but it is a '95 with only 52k miles on it
and i do not look anything like OJ!

No worries Lance, you already passed my test:D

[The Juice]

Honey....not Dude.

My favorite......squeeze.....

Love et!!!:D :D :D :D :D

That's great! Are you single? Maybe we can hang out? I have a problem with dining out but I'm an excellent cook. I noticed you like black Hummers..........squeeze...........

[HummBebe]

No....very married.

Keep your Coco Puffs away from me

[HummerNewbie]

Hey Bebe, they AEs sure seem to like you lately :p :D

[f5fstop]

Hi all.

I'm in the market for a white H3. My biggest concern is if it has adequate room in the back. Like if someone were to lie in the back in a fetal position. Is there alot of body rattle? Rattling makes me lose it. LOL! I admit I'm a whiner when it comes to detail.

Anyways thanks in advance and hope to meet some single Hummer women out there in the future............sqeeze.........

Ted Kennedy visits this site often (off-topic), go ask him for a ride in the back of his Hummer, just bring your bathing suit.:D

[The Green Lantern]

What is an AE? Arts and Entertainment? I like the H3 because it's cheap and fits me like a glove. It's no H1 or H2 but it fits my budget......squeeze.....

Bronco for sale:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Very-clean-in-and-out_W0QQitemZ4650803392QQihZ002QQcategoryZ6222QQrd Z1QQcmdZViewItem


Ok, now I know who you are?!!

[The Green Lantern]

Hey Bebe, they AEs sure seem to like you lately :p :D


duh!! :D

[The Green Lantern]

I bet "H3Ben" will be here in a bit!

[NEOCON1]

all the alter egos checking in today ?? LMAO :D :D

[H3Ben]

I bet "H3Ben" will be here in a bit!

OK what did I do now?:D I've been on the road all day so what ever it is count me out.

[H3Ben]

Just read through and I think I understand.

OJ, please don't buy white.:D

[NEOCON1]

Just read through and I think I understand.

OJ, please don't buy white.:D


LMAO Ben you sound a little worried :D :D :D

[HummBebe]

I bet "H3Ben" will be here in a bit!

Dood you called it!!!

Guess who's trolling tonight???

H3Ben!!

LMFAO....who is it??? Tell US!

[H3Ben]

Can you explain to me why I'm being targeted by you Humbebe?

Did I offend you in some way? How old are you?

[HummBebe]

Don't ask a woman how old she is, it's tacky.

Second, do we have to go over it again??

Simply, you are a putz. Look it up. It'll give you something to do.

Go away now troll....shoo!

[dеiтайожни]

Don't ask a woman how old she is, it's tacky.

You couldn't be more wrong Bebe. People goto jail for not asking how old women are. You all lie to us about your age anyhow, so pointless maybe, but tacky, never!

[HummBebe]

You couldn't be more wrong Bebe. People goto jail for not asking how old women are. You all lie to us about your age anyhow, so pointless maybe, but tacky, never!

People...ie MEN, go to jail for not asking GIRLS how old they are.


Asking a Woman how old she is shows bad manners, and breeding:D

[dеiтайожни]

Is it classy to try to determine age by historical events? ie: Hi Bebe, remember the women's rights protests and bra burnings? Good times, yeah?

Or I suppose you could always just Google them while they are in the bathroom or something. What would you suggest? I'm terrible at guessing ages.

[westhillsat]

Settle down Dei, now your going to get all excited cause Bebe said breeding :D

[HummBebe]

Is it classy to try to determine age by historical events? ie: Hi Bebe, remember the women's rights protests and bra burnings? Good times, yeah?

Or I suppose you could always just Google them while they are in the bathroom or something. What would you suggest? I'm terrible at guessing ages.

Why does age matter so much?

Unless you are under 21, or over 55, there is no real benefit.;)

[westhillsat]

Hey Dei,

Bebe is between that age range :D ;)

[dеiтайожни]

Well Bebe, it's time for me to find a wife. I need one in a very specific age range. If you aren't busy on Tuesday, I can have my assistant arrange an interview.

[HummBebe]

Thanks D. Have your people call my people:D

[NEOCON1]

DEI , man she will tear you apart :p :D be careful what you wish for ;)

[HummBebe]

Gee thanks Neo:rolleyes:

[The ArchiTexan]

Dood you called it!!!

Guess who's trolling tonight???

H3Ben!!

LMFAO....who is it??? Tell US!



hmmm, where's OJ now?

[HummBebe]

Sitting on the toilet, getting into character:D

[blindzebra]

First of all, Age is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Second of all, what is an AE?

Third of all, I own a white h3 and I'm not sure whether I should be offended.

Fourth of all, Fill me in I'm clueless:rolleyes: :D

[Sewie]

First of all, Age is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Second of all, what is an AE? - Do you think Connie Chung and OJ Simpson really post here?

Third of all, I own a white h3 and I'm not sure whether I should be offended. - only by your lack of taste ;) Boulder Gray is obviously the best color choice

Fourth of all, Fill me in I'm clueless:rolleyes: :D - no, that would take all the fun out of it. :p

First, learn how to pad. Then you can work on the AE's. :D

[CO Hummer]

You couldn't be more wrong Bebe. People goto jail for not asking how old women are.

Dei, I'm sure your line is "you're at least 13, right?"

[CO Hummer]

Sitting on the toilet, getting into character:D

Dude, relax.

[Bully13]

Sitting on the toilet, getting into character:D

damn.... OJ's been on the toilet for a while now...:(

[HummBebe]

Dude, relax.
K:D

I just thought that's where he could get some good quality quiet time. That's all.

[HIHUMMER]

Hey Ben! See..I told you your buddy would come to help you!;)

[HummerHippy]

Is it classy to try to determine age by historical events? ie: Hi Bebe, remember the women's rights protests and bra burnings? Good times, yeah?

Or I suppose you could always just Google them while they are in the bathroom or something. What would you suggest? I'm terrible at guessing ages.

If you have to ask a woman her age, then don't date her. Either you dig her as you see her or not. Pinning a number on it shouldn't change a thing. :D

[HummerNewbie]

Well Bebe, it's time for me to find a wife. I need one in a very specific age range.

Why don't you ask your buddy the runs the Russian mail order bride service you were going to hook Shaggy up with for help :D

[lance-n]

Glad I already passed "the test"

Here is a pic of my white one!!!

[HummerNewbie]

Glad I already passed "the test"

Here is a pic of my white one!!!

Now you don't live in that trailer do you :confused: ;) :p

You H3 looks great BTW :)

[lance-n]

That is the CFE. The electric company!!!
This is the little view from the terraza. Don't laugh, I just took this pic right now on my camera phone.

[dеiтайожни]

Dei, I'm sure your line is "you're at least 13, right?"

Only when I'm in South America.

Why don't you ask your buddy the runs the Russian mail order bride service you were going to hook Shaggy up with for help

I already have 2, plus Shaggy's, since he lied on his application. Said he owned a Hummer.

If you have to ask a woman her age, then don't date her. Either you dig her as you see her or not. Pinning a number on it shouldn't change a thing.

Even if it's for medical experiments? Btw - I never said anything about dating. ;)

[Connie_Chung]

Juice,
PM me. Maybe we could hook up sometime. ;)

[HummerNewbie]

That is the CFE. The electric company!!!
This is the little view from the terraza.

I was kidding but nice view you have there :)

[HummerNewbie]

I already have 2, plus Shaggy's, since he lied on his application. Said he owned a Hummer.

Excuse me, I don't recall you offering any of the extras to those who also live near the mouse house :confused: :mad: ;)

[lance-n]

Come to Cabo, there are more EXTRAS here than *almost* anywhere else I have ever been. Tough place to be married!!!! Glad I am hopelessly in love with my wife!!! :)

[HummerNewbie]

Come to Cabo, there are more EXTRAS here than *almost* anywhere else I have ever been. Tough place to be married!!!! Glad I am hopelessly in love with my wife!!! :)

Let me guess, the wife reads the forum :p ;)

Never been down there but would love to. My grandfather used to spend a lot of time down there before it got so touristy. Loved the fishing so much down there he ended up buying several chart boats.

[usetosellhummer]

Nice thread, LOL I'm too late for the creative input it looks like.
Oh and on women, older is better, and it's only skin no mater how you label it. (dude who served in the fed pen gets gredit for the skin line)

[The Juice]

Juice,
PM me. Maybe we could hook up sometime. ;)

Sure thing princess. We can have a threesome with Maury........squeeze........

[usetosellhummer]

ahhhh so connie and the juice are the same, Been using that Heissman for some extra credit with the ladies in FL? hows your swing ?

[lance-n]

Let me guess, the wife reads the forum :p ;)

Never been down there but would love to. My grandfather used to spend a lot of time down there before it got so touristy. Loved the fishing so much down there he ended up buying several chart boats.

she has seen me on the forum and i have shared some of the posts with her, but i don't think she really cares about a vehicle forum. she did laugh her ass off at that hornblasters video. we both dont really care for cats and that catspasm was one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time.

which charter boats? are they still here? i was a boat captain while studying to be an accountant (far more exciting career!) :eek: (that is the closest icon for a yawn)

[HummerNewbie]

we both dont really care for cats and that catspasm was one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time....

which charter boats? are they still here?...

I was LMAO at the shot with the cat :D

Nope, the boats are long gone. As I recall, two of them got stolen one night and he sold the others.

[The Juice]

Can we get back on topic? Can someone give me some good answers to my query?.................squeeze..................

[dеiтайожни]

Can we get back on topic? Can someone give me some good answers to my query?.................squeeze..................

Yes, a person can easily be in the back of the H3 in the fetal position. In addition, there is plently of room for other positions, such as missionary, wrap around, bridge & wheelbarrow to name a few. One of the best features is the door opens to the side, instead of up, so no more hitting your head! Good Luck.

[HIHUMMER]

Yes, a person can easily be in the back of the H3 in the fetal position. In addition, there is plently of room for other positions, such as missionary, wrap around, bridge & wheelbarrow to name a few. One of the best features is the door opens to the side, instead of up, so no more hitting your head! Good Luck.

But to make it more comfortable, you should look into installing a mattress in the back. :rolleyes: ;)

[dеiтайожни]

I usually just keep a comforter in the back, but I do have an air matress for those non-spontaneous times. You should check it out, neat set up.

[f5fstop]

Ever try the roof rack, or standing up with your heads poking through the sunroof?:D

[dеiтайожни]

Ever try the roof rack, or standing up with your heads poking through the sunroof?:D

Nope, no roof rack or sunroof on mine. :( But I'd love to try, mind if I borrow your H3 for a weekend?

[HummBebe]

Ever try the roof rack, or standing up with your heads poking through the sunroof?:D

:eek: :eek: F5!!!:eek: :eek:

[Sewie]

One of the best features is the door opens to the side, instead of up, so no more hitting your head! Good Luck.

Don't forget about the tie-downs. :D

[westhillsat]

Ever try the roof rack, or standing up with your heads poking through the sunroof?:D

I'll never think of my sunroof or roof rack in the same way again ;) :D

[lance-n]

Don't forget the "COWGIRL" position!
The only problem are the dirty hand prints left on the headliner!!! :D

[evldave]

Ever try the roof rack, or standing up with your heads poking through the sunroof?:D

You know, I thought this picture from moab looked funny. Brings new definition to the words 'pucker factor';)

[f5fstop]

:eek: :eek: F5!!!:eek: :eek:

I was young once:D

[usetosellhummer]

hay now