View Full Version : What can be done to better the MPG for the H3?
jfontestad
07-30-2006, 07:53 PM
I've had my H3 for ~ a month now and as of now I have spent close to $400 this month on gas. I was wondering what can be done to better the MPG I get from the Hummer.
dеiтайожни
07-30-2006, 10:20 PM
Have a friend tow it everywhere you go. Its a Hummer, what did you expect?!
jfontestad
07-30-2006, 10:28 PM
Well at this rate I'm filling up ~ twice a week @ $65 per fillup... I'm not bitchin' I'm just looking for ways I may improve the MPG I get.
Ipedog
07-31-2006, 12:28 AM
Try a tune up of the flux capacitor? That might help. :p ;) :rolleyes:
Sorry, couldn't resist. :D
DarthKarl
07-31-2006, 01:04 AM
Try a tune up of the flux capacitor? That might help. :p ;) :rolleyes:
And don't forget the Mr. Fusion
http://www.outatime.it/public/40-mr_fusion.jpg
menuserve.com
07-31-2006, 01:08 AM
filling up twice a week... you must do a lot of miles!!!
in my H2 which is getting less MPG than you, I fill up once a week... about $80 and that gets me about 350 miles
HummBebe
07-31-2006, 01:27 AM
I can't even believe we are talking about this:rolleyes:
HummBebe
07-31-2006, 01:29 AM
I've had my H3 for ~ a month now and as of now I have spent close to $400 this month on gas. I was wondering what can be done to better the MPG I get from the Hummer.
Try getting a better job, then you'll be able to afford the f'n gas.
Sorry for the negative attitude everybody, but this is really stupid.
TA8088
07-31-2006, 01:32 AM
Trade it in on a Prius or other hybrid.
The Green Lantern
07-31-2006, 02:01 AM
I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay my tuition fees. :mad: My last fill up only got me 200 miles. I think I'm gonna go back to stock form, and remove all the doors, spare tire, hood, roof, skid plate .....etc. :D
Sewie
07-31-2006, 02:40 AM
I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay my tuition fees. :mad: My last fill up only got me 200 miles. I think I'm gonna go back to stock form, and remove all the doors, spare tire, hood, roof, skid plate .....etc. :D
Can I have your brushguard then? ;) :D
Steve - SanJose
07-31-2006, 07:15 AM
$400/month for gas? Just stop driving so much. And get a job closer to home or move closer to your job.
S.
TheTKDKid
07-31-2006, 10:06 AM
I also spend about $400 / month on gas. While it has less financial impact on me than the original poster, I would love to get better gas mileage if at all possible. I think you guys are being a little rough on him. Yes, we all knew (or should have known) that good gas mileage is not one of the selling points of our H3 (or any other real SUV), but that doesn't mean that if there was a way to get better MPGs, that I would not jump at the chance.
Typically, driving less is not an option, as most of us who use the H3 as a daily driver have no control over the distance to work or school. What could possible help this gentlemen is the following, if they are at all even applicable. These are just some thoughts off the top of my head while I am enjoying my morning coffee, and are no means a complete list, nor are they specific to the H3.
1. less aggressive driving. Keep speeds under 75 on the highway, avoid jack rabbit starts, etc.
2. avoid getting stuck in rush hour traffic. In my case, leaving the house at 06:30 means a half hour ride to my clients office, vs. leaving at 06:45, where it will take me 45 minutes. Same thing with going home in the afternoon. departing at 16:00 sharp means a 30 minute ride, where as 16:15 takes at least 45 minutes.
3. Keep tires properly inflated, and rotate and balance every 5K miles.
4. Keep all filters clean, and change as necessary.
Desert Dan
07-31-2006, 04:15 PM
Trade it in on a Prius or
put more air in your tires and slow down.
just remeber you are probably not going to get 19-20 around town only on the hwy
Steve - SanJose
07-31-2006, 06:28 PM
Right, it's a freeking Hummer, not a Prius/Corolla/Civic/Scion/Focus, etc.
S.
usetosellhummer
07-31-2006, 06:56 PM
boo hoo man what were you thinkin, ok here is the standard sales answer. Buy a free flow exhaust and air intake. better breathing means better MPG.
Synth oil on the next change.
Reality, not the right vehicle for that many miles and slow down.
I do $250 a month
Wisha Haddan H3
07-31-2006, 07:04 PM
So what's your MPG anyway?
I don't believe in tricks, gizmos or gimmicks. IMHO, your best bet is a light foot, good tire pressure and regular maintenance (engine, tranny, xfer, diff oil changes).
I do believe in synthetic oil and lightening your load (don't carry gear you don't need). Don't buy gas with ethanol unless you have too (less energy per gallon). Turn the engine off when idling in parking lots or at train crossings. Get a 2nd set of wheels with good street tires. Some say a good cat-back exhaust helps.
Desert Dan
07-31-2006, 08:11 PM
Motorists turning to nitrogen to save gas
It?s not just for NASCAR as ordinary drivers fill tires for better mileage
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14121979/
evldave
07-31-2006, 08:27 PM
Try getting a better job, then you'll be able to afford the f'n gas.
Sorry for the negative attitude everybody, but this is really stupid.
x2. You own a hummer, shuthefukup! I'm moving, my commute is going from 9 miles to 30 miles (1 way). My gas bill will go up by $150-200 per month just for my commute (not to mention, the nearest grocery store will be 20 miles from my new house). Am I bitching? NO, because it's my choice and if I whine about it, I'm just whining about my own choices.
Here's what you should do to improve your gas mileage:
Bigger tires. By covering more distance with each revolution, you will go further for each rotation of the engine, thereby using less gas to go the same distance.
Use your headlights at all times. Studies show that, by using your headlights instead of your daytime running lights, you will actually lower your fuel consumption (because DRLs use so much energy).
Get a roof rack. The actually helps 'streamline' the boxy nature of the H3. A roof rack distills the air above the Hummer, creating a lower pressure above the vehicle (much like an airplane wing). This 'lift' generated by the effect of the roof rack reduces the rolling coefficient of friction of the tires, increasing gas mileage.
Use the 'Tornado' intake vortex thingymagger on your exhaust. A little known fact is that the exhaust flows too smoothly out of the engine. This lack of backpressure inhibits the ability of the engine to correctly generate compression. By creating a vortex in the exhaust gases, it increases backpressure, improving your gas mileage.
I hope these ideas help you improve your gas mileage. I'm sure other much more experienced people here can provide other ideas as well.:rolleyes:
lance-n
07-31-2006, 08:28 PM
how about this:
walk more, duh :confused:
HummBebe
07-31-2006, 08:30 PM
evldave......
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/HummBeeBe/Cutebutevil.jpg
BUwahahahaha!!!:D
wannabeH3
07-31-2006, 08:55 PM
i just filled up on saturday, got like 247 miles on the tank, figured out the mileage at 13.8mpg, however my fillup only cost 55 bucks. are you guys using 89 or 92? i just use the straight up **** gas from arco cuz its all the same :D
evldave
07-31-2006, 09:17 PM
i just filled up on saturday, got like 247 miles on the tank, figured out the mileage at 13.8mpg, however my fillup only cost 55 bucks. are you guys using 89 or 92? i just use the straight up **** gas from arco cuz its all the same :D
Last couple tanks have been 14.5 mpg (very good considering I've been too lazy to take my camping gear off the roof rack). Tanks before that were around 15-16 mpg. Not bad if you ask me.
I imagine once I black out the whole vehicle, I'll end up with a couple more mpg. One other gas-saving technique is to black out the whole vehicle. By having full dark colors (instead of chrome), the vehicle absorbs more heat. A hotter-running vehicle actually get better gas mileage because the fuel temperatures are higher, resulting in more combustion, which means more better gas mileage. All those blingers don't realize that studies show chrome causes worst gas mileage :rolleyes:
The Green Lantern
07-31-2006, 09:22 PM
One other gas-saving technique is to black out the whole vehicle. By having full dark colors (instead of chrome), the vehicle absorbs more heat. A hotter-running vehicle actually get better gas mileage because the fuel temperatures are higher, resulting in more combustion, which means more better gas mileage. All those blingers don't realize that studies show chrome causes worst gas mileage :rolleyes:
Yup, I agree!!!
Steve - SanJose
08-01-2006, 02:37 AM
Chrome increases freeway/high speed gas mileage due to improved aerodynamics (slick), right....:)
S.
NEOCON1
08-01-2006, 03:07 AM
park it ;) :p
westhillsat
08-01-2006, 06:06 AM
We get roughly the same "stated" gas mileage as a Durango or Trailblazer,
but we look much more cooler :cool:
evldave
08-01-2006, 06:27 AM
I was thinking about this today. At the bar. Drinking.
Here's another idea to help imrpove the gsa milaege.
First, reroute your heating/AC ducts outside the cab. Then, run them to the air intake for the airbox.
When driving, turn the AC on high. It will act as a superduper cold air intake. Also, since you are using the fan from the HVAC, it will act as a RAM AIR INTAKE. This is like a cheap supercharger. The extra power from the super cold ram air intake will boost HP, reducing the amount of effort required to move the truck. As long as you are careful on the throttle, this extra power will result in more gas mileage (less power required to move as fast). Isn't math fun????:D
jfontestad
08-01-2006, 06:50 AM
wow... didn't realize an innocent question would turn into 'eff u dumb ass' thread. I know hummers aren't known for their gas mileage... i was just wondering if there were any mods (being minor such as an intake etc...) that would somewhat improve the mpg on the h3 ...
talk about jack-asses here... sorry that i'm not a know it all like the rest of you ...
then "keep your stupid questions to yourself then..." it seemed like a legitamate question to me...
rjmoose
08-01-2006, 06:54 AM
wow... didn't realize an innocent question would turn into 'eff u dumb ass' thread. I know hummers aren't known for their gas mileage... i was just wondering if there were any mods (being minor such as an intake etc...) that would somewhat improve the mpg on the h3 ...
talk about jack-asses here... sorry that i'm not a know it all like the rest of you ...
then "keep your stupid questions to yourself then..." it seemed like a legitamate question to me...
I agree...it was a reasonable question. I know I am new here, but I have been around other discussion boards for a long, long time. In fact, I moderate a cell phone users discussion board.
I may get flamed also, but to reiterate, I think it was a reasonable question/posting.
evldave
08-01-2006, 07:08 AM
wow... didn't realize an innocent question would turn into 'eff u dumb ass' thread. I know hummers aren't known for their gas mileage... i was just wondering if there were any mods (being minor such as an intake etc...) that would somewhat improve the mpg on the h3 ...
talk about jack-asses here... sorry that i'm not a know it all like the rest of you ...
then "keep your stupid questions to yourself then..." it seemed like a legitamate question to me...
don't be so sensitive:rolleyes:
Do you know what the search feature is for? It takes almost no time to search this forum, using basic search criteria. Realistically, I'm looking for ways to improve my gas mileage too (any bit helps), but I'm more likely to SEARCH then ask a dumbass question on a HUMMER forum about how to improve my gas mileage as my first post. What were you expecting, get a prius (and stop using your DRLs, they are ruining the environment!)...:D
evldave
08-01-2006, 07:09 AM
... I moderate a cell phone users discussion board.
feel free to ask your fellow cell phone forum people how to get better gas mileage out of a hummer...
Bully13
08-01-2006, 07:11 AM
eff u dumb ass :D
j/k
Here's one method...
The Green Lantern
08-01-2006, 07:13 AM
Here's one method...
Bwu ha ha ha ha ha!!!! :D :D
rjmoose
08-01-2006, 07:14 AM
feel free to ask your fellow cell phone forum people how to get better gas mileage out of a hummer...:confused:
I will do that. I am certain they will have better answers than were posted in THIS thread....On the flip side, maybe you can answer a cell phone question for me sometime....:rolleyes:
evldave
08-01-2006, 07:18 AM
:confused:
I will do that. I am certain they will have better answers than were posted in THIS thread....On the flip side, maybe you can answer a cell phone question for me sometime....:rolleyes:
sure, what's your question? I don't know squat about cell phone except they cause brain cancer:D ;)
evldave
08-01-2006, 07:18 AM
evldave......
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/HummBeeBe/Cutebutevil.jpg
BUwahahahaha!!!:D
ok, this is my official favorite bunny:D :D
The Green Lantern
08-01-2006, 07:20 AM
e-fight South vs. North :D
dеiтайожни
08-01-2006, 07:37 AM
talk about jack-asses here... sorry that i'm not a know it all like the rest of you
You call us jack-asses and you expect us to be friendly! ;) :D
Steve - SanJose
08-01-2006, 07:42 AM
And you were expecting something useful on this forum...????:)
S.
HummBebe
08-01-2006, 07:47 AM
wow... didn't realize an innocent question would turn into 'eff u dumb ass' thread. I know hummers aren't known for their gas mileage... i was just wondering if there were any mods (being minor such as an intake etc...) that would somewhat improve the mpg on the h3 ...
talk about jack-asses here... sorry that i'm not a know it all like the rest of you ...
then "keep your stupid questions to yourself then..." it seemed like a legitamate question to me...
Buh bye:p
Bully13
08-01-2006, 07:53 AM
rjmoose is a very interesting individual. Here he is on the Cell phone forum
http://discussion.treocentral.com/showpost.php?p=993128&postcount=17
http://www.sacbulldogs.com/space/elcova/hilljpg1.jpg
rjmoose
08-01-2006, 07:57 AM
Well done Bully13, but that is not even close to my best work....you found the wrong forum.....
HummBebe
08-01-2006, 07:58 AM
PFFFFFT!!!
http://markjberry.blogs.com/way_out_west/flame.jpg
The Green Lantern
08-01-2006, 07:59 AM
You guys are mean!!! :(
h2co-pilot
08-01-2006, 11:53 AM
Originally Posted by rjmoose
... I moderate a cell phone users discussion board.
omfg
h2co-pilot
08-01-2006, 11:56 AM
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rjmoose
08-01-2006, 04:08 PM
Found your phone Bully13:
Bully13
08-01-2006, 10:13 PM
:rolleyes:
The Green Lantern
08-01-2006, 10:37 PM
Found your phone Bully13:
Nice, I haven't seen one like that!
rjmoose
08-02-2006, 02:29 AM
You can choose a matching case from the following:
You can choose a matching case from the following:
yeah AUBS has one of those.:cool:
evldave
08-02-2006, 04:36 AM
Found your phone Bully13:
I'll never use my phone on vibrate again. Thanks.:p
Michael1
08-02-2006, 06:58 AM
I've had my H3 for ~ a month now and as of now I have spent close to $400 this month on gas. I was wondering what can be done to better the MPG I get from the Hummer.
Do you have an automatic or manual trans?
Michael
HIHUMMER
08-02-2006, 01:53 PM
Wow!!! How did I miss this thread! Are you guys arguing without me!! :p
Okay there sunshine(s). It's simple math. Let me break it down for you...
1) when you purchsed the H3 you should have seen this nice big fat sticker on the window that showed what your gas mileage would be Hwy and City
2) Assuming you're no stranger to driving, one would think you would have a pretty good idea about how much you drive around. Home to work, work to home, home to the support group meeting, etc...
and Lastly...
3) Also I assume that you've kept your eye on the rising gas prices for the last 2 years or so, (this one really should a no brainer)
So...my point....It seems pretty clear that you didn't do your math before you decided to purchase your H3. Had you done that and still wanted the H3, you could have found an answer to your question prior to buying. So...really....you have no one to blame but yourself.
Oh...if you do find a real answer...be a dear and let us know. :D
Kthanksbuhbye
HummerNewbie
08-02-2006, 01:56 PM
Oh...if you do find a real answer...be a dear and let us know. :D
Kthanksbuhbye
LMAO :D :D
Ipedog
08-02-2006, 02:06 PM
Wow... This gives new meaning to the term "Phone Sex" :rolleyes:
http://webb.informatik.gu.se/%7Es01dano/nokia6969.jpg
Ipedog
08-02-2006, 02:07 PM
Wow!!! How did I miss this thread! Are you guys arguing without me!! :p
Okay there sunshine(s). It's simple math. Let me break it down for you...
1) when you purchsed the H3 you should have seen this nice big fat sticker on the window that showed what your gas mileage would be Hwy and City
2) Assuming you're no stranger to driving, one would think you would have a pretty good idea about how much you drive around. Home to work, work to home, home to the support group meeting, etc...
and Lastly...
3) Also I assume that you've kept your eye on the rising gas prices for the last 2 years or so, (this one really should a no brainer)
So...my point....It seems pretty clear that you didn't do your math before you decided to purchase your H3. Had you done that and still wanted the H3, you could have found an answer to your question prior to buying. So...really....you have no one to blame but yourself.
Oh...if you do find a real answer...be a dear and let us know. :D
Kthanksbuhbye
PWN3D! :eek: :D :D
usetosellhummer
08-02-2006, 02:28 PM
Don't you know all Hummer owners are *******s? You don't even own one bish. Oh well i think I get about 15-17 but i am too lazy to check because I Don't give a FOOk, I bought the truck becasue I like it! I like it alot...
rjmoose
08-02-2006, 04:24 PM
Wow!!! How did I miss this thread! Are you guys arguing without me!! :p
Okay there sunshine(s). It's simple math. Let me break it down for you...
1) when you purchsed the H3 you should have seen this nice big fat sticker on the window that showed what your gas mileage would be Hwy and City
2) Assuming you're no stranger to driving, one would think you would have a pretty good idea about how much you drive around. Home to work, work to home, home to the support group meeting, etc...
and Lastly...
3) Also I assume that you've kept your eye on the rising gas prices for the last 2 years or so, (this one really should a no brainer)
So...my point....It seems pretty clear that you didn't do your math before you decided to purchase your H3. Had you done that and still wanted the H3, you could have found an answer to your question prior to buying. So...really....you have no one to blame but yourself.
Oh...if you do find a real answer...be a dear and let us know. :D
Kthanksbuhbye
Tough Crowd, Tough Crowd :eek:
Try getting a better job, then you'll be able to afford the f'n gas.
Sorry for the negative attitude everybody, but this is really stupid.That time of the month, huh?
Or
Tell us how you feel
Or
Wow, woman
Or
Tell it like it, Chica
Or
.....
Steve - SanJose
08-02-2006, 07:39 PM
And how does that NOKIA blue device increase gas mileage?
The Green Lantern
08-02-2006, 07:43 PM
Wow!!! How did I miss this thread! Are you guys arguing without me!! :p
I guess, It's a CALIFORNIA thaaannnngg!!!!! :D :D :D
rjmoose
08-02-2006, 07:45 PM
And how does that NOKIA blue device increase gas mileage?
None at all, but I am sure it makes the ride a lot more "pleasurable", especially for the the female H3 owners (in vibrate mode) :D
The Green Lantern
08-02-2006, 07:55 PM
I guess, It's a CALIFORNIA thaaannnngg!!!!! :D :D :D
Com'on people be nice to him, he could be our new wheeling buddy!!
- HummBebe
- Steve-SanJose
- Bully13
- Sewie
- DDWH
- Desert Dan
- The Green Lantern
- Michael1
how funny all of us are from Cali. :D :D
Com'on people be nice to him, he could be our new wheeling buddy!!
- HummBebe
- Steve-SanJose
- Bully13
- Sewie
- DDWH
- Desert Dan
- The Green Lantern
- Michael1
how funny all of us are from Cali. :D :DIt's because of the schools out there. They leave you all a few cells short of a brain.:eek: ;)
evldave
08-02-2006, 08:48 PM
It's because of the schools out there. They leave you all a few cells short of a brain.:eek: ;)
One beer short of a 6-pack!
rjmoose
08-02-2006, 09:08 PM
It's because of the schools out there. They leave you all a few cells short of a brain.:eek: ;)
I am from SoCal and I resemble that remark....:confused:
HummBebe
08-02-2006, 10:20 PM
That time of the month, huh?
Or
Tell us how you feel
Or
Wow, woman
Or
Tell it like it, Chica
Or
.....
I'm better now, that was three pages ago:D
Sewie
08-02-2006, 10:51 PM
I'm better now, that was three pages ago:D
:D
HummBebe
08-02-2006, 11:06 PM
:D
:D
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2005/04/25/inside2-ad-track-degree.jpg
Michael1
08-03-2006, 03:28 AM
Why does every new person have to go through this hazing process?:confused:
All we need now are the troll dolls and "FU" bunny to be trotted out for jfontesdad to complete his initiation.
Michael
dеiтайожни
08-03-2006, 03:31 AM
shut it newb.
LittleBear
08-03-2006, 03:52 AM
The new thing now to get better MPG is to fill you tires with nitrogen. But I think helium would work better.:D
Com'on people be nice to him, he could be our new wheeling buddy!!
- HummBebe
- Steve-SanJose
- Bully13
- Sewie
- DDWH
- Desert Dan
- The Green Lantern
- Michael1
how funny all of us are from Cali. :D :D
TGL....You forgot Neo and Racer....I am sure there are a few more aswell, aswell as some formers that only lurk now.
Why does every new person have to go through this hazing process?:confused:
All we need now are the troll dolls and "FU" bunny to be trotted out for jfontesdad to complete his initiation.
Michael
true, but its a piece of cake compared to the frat days!:D ;)
rjmoose
08-03-2006, 04:10 AM
Why does every new person have to go through this hazing process?
Freudian Answer:
Penis Envy :(
westhillsat
08-03-2006, 04:11 AM
:p
26260
The Green Lantern
08-03-2006, 04:40 AM
TGL....You forgot Neo and Racer....I am sure there are a few more aswell, aswell as some formers that only lurk now.
Oopsie my bad!!, I didn't see them on page 1-3. :D
evldave
08-03-2006, 04:49 AM
Why does every new person have to go through this hazing process?:confused:
Studies show that the ritualistic 'hazing' that new forum members go through is really a social phenomenon that goes back millenia. Originally, aboriginie's used to use bamboo sticks and whale blubber to beat visitors as part of the process to join their tribe. Typically these ritualistic beatings would happen near sunset, when a haze would form due to the heat of the Australian outback. Hence the origination of the term 'hazing'
In the dark ages, traveling Scotsmen would try and join the various tribes. They would go through a competition to show strength (you see these in highland festivals nowadays).
All these are precursors to the new fad of iniation on the forums here at elcova. They are simply initiation rites of passage new members must go through. This is especially true of (wannabe) dominate males who come into the forums spouting rhetoric and stupidity. They deserve a smackdown unless they show appropriate submission to the clan chiefs.
(note: my role in this Steve Irwin adventure? Drunken stupidity - I'm the comic relief:D )
NEOCON1
08-03-2006, 04:51 AM
WTF is going on in here ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) :p :D
LMAO
NEOCON1
08-03-2006, 04:53 AM
The new thing now to get better MPG is to fill you tires with nitrogen. But I think helium would work better.:D
LMAO ;)
NEOCON1
08-03-2006, 04:57 AM
Chrome increases freeway/high speed gas mileage due to improved aerodynamics (slick), right....:)
S.
true that :D bling-mobiles get on average 1.5 mpg better ;) its them lil tires :p :p
Steve - SanJose
08-03-2006, 05:29 AM
I knew it. Too bad my worst/best mileage of 14/18 (and average 15 mpg) doesn't reflect the benefit of bling.
S.
NEOCON1
08-03-2006, 05:32 AM
I knew it. Too bad my worst/best mileage of 14/18 (and average 15 mpg) doesn't reflect the benefit of bling.
S.
its because your a HOAB at heart :p :p :D :D
Steve - SanJose
08-03-2006, 05:52 AM
Maybe somewhat, my Porsche has no bling.:eek:
S.
2006 H3
2004 986 S
NEOCON1
08-03-2006, 05:56 AM
Maybe somewhat, my Porsche has no bling.:eek:
S.
2006 H3
2004 986 S
SWEEEEEEETTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) as long as one vehicle is hoabed your in man :D :cool: :D
XM DUDE
08-03-2006, 06:50 AM
I think any 4X4 will suck gas no matter what you do to it as you have alot more weight and drag through the drive train.
Michael1
08-03-2006, 07:15 AM
(note: my role in this Steve Irwin adventure? Drunken stupidity - I'm the comic relief:D )
You're the only one I know who has ever found a bar with Wi-Fi.
:D
Michael
Sewie
08-03-2006, 07:25 AM
Why does every new person have to go through this hazing process?:confused:
All we need now are the troll dolls and "FU" bunny to be trotted out for jfontesdad to complete his initiation.
Michael
Studies show that the ritualistic 'hazing' that new forum members go through is really a social phenomenon that goes back millenia. Originally, aboriginie's used to use bamboo sticks and whale blubber to beat visitors as part of the process to join their tribe. Typically these ritualistic beatings would happen near sunset, when a haze would form due to the heat of the Australian outback. Hence the origination of the term 'hazing'
In the dark ages, traveling Scotsmen would try and join the various tribes. They would go through a competition to show strength (you see these in highland festivals nowadays).
All these are precursors to the new fad of iniation on the forums here at elcova. They are simply initiation rites of passage new members must go through. This is especially true of (wannabe) dominate males who come into the forums spouting rhetoric and stupidity. They deserve a smackdown unless they show appropriate submission to the clan chiefs.
(note: my role in this Steve Irwin adventure? Drunken stupidity - I'm the comic relief:D )
Yeah, that, and because they always ask stupid questions. :p ;)
evldave
08-03-2006, 07:31 AM
You're the only one I know who has ever found a bar with Wi-Fi.
:D
Michael
I thought all bars had wifi. hmmm, go figure :rolleyes:
evldave
08-03-2006, 07:32 AM
Yeah, that, and because they always ask stupid questions. :p ;)
LOL!!!
Maybe part of the registration process should be a test on using the SEARCH feature :D
dеiтайожни
08-03-2006, 08:24 AM
**** the search feature, they should just get rid of it.
What the registration should include is a series of statements, images and questions meant to break you down mentally and desensitize you. If you can make it through, you can join but have to wait 15 minutes to post to give you time to stop hysterically crying. ;)
Steve - SanJose
08-04-2006, 06:40 AM
And the best search feature is the human brain...
S.
Ipedog
08-04-2006, 12:14 PM
And the best search feature is the human brain...
S.
Too bad so many people don't make use of it in their day to day living. :eek: :rolleyes: :p ;) :D
h2co-pilot
08-04-2006, 12:26 PM
Can you imagine a Hummer forum without a Hazing process, a bunch of megalomanic turds spouting off and talking out thier azz?
(wait- I have seen one like that sumwhar.:X:D)
Here it induces humility and kinship-then a big family. That is all.
Steve - SanJose
08-04-2006, 05:10 PM
okay
S.
h2co-pilot
08-04-2006, 05:52 PM
okay
S.
You're the f-ed up distant cousin.;)
Steve - SanJose
08-05-2006, 12:52 AM
OT, save it for your AE ;) .
S.
h2co-pilot
08-05-2006, 03:25 AM
OT, save it for your AE ;) .
S.
gfy and save up for a full sentence or two.;)
H3 Alaska
08-05-2006, 05:06 AM
Why do they always make Alaska so small on the maps anyway? Does it save bandwidth/paper/ink or something? :p :rolleyes: :D
http://www.handhcomputer.com/hummer/red.jpg
Steve - SanJose
08-05-2006, 05:32 AM
gfy and save up for a full sentence or two.;)
fuverymuch;) Good evening too.
S.
GLBLWARMR
08-05-2006, 04:52 PM
Back to the topic. Next time you fill up just put the fuel nozzle in the window, put 30 gallons inside your truck. Then get back in and strike a match.
BlueHUMMERH2
12-14-2006, 02:50 PM
yeah AUBS has one of those.:cool:
My case busted. :crying:
This has nothing to do with this thread.
I get 13MPG in the H2. I don't think I'll be switching to the H3 for better mileage anytime soon.
K9sH3
12-14-2006, 05:43 PM
Back to the original thread... I was getting 330 per tank at a cost of $44.00 to fill up... I was happy with that. Now with the 33" MT's I am getting 260 miles per tank and still think that is good. As for the original poster of this thread, I consider myself lucky not to have fianacial concerns and gas MPG does not worry me, if it had I would have bought some generic SUV with better MPG.
Lex_Ordo
12-14-2006, 11:49 PM
I have the Factory 33's, and I get about 260 with around town driving. I figure that I am anywhere from 11 to 12 gallons a mile.
Hwy best was 18.6 gallons per mile.
Lex_Ordo
12-14-2006, 11:51 PM
I also heard that if you reprogram the Internal computer, you can get better fuel mileage. I have no idea if this is true, so if someine know's this for fact, and has done it, maybe they can be some help. Or at least explain how this can be true.
Steve - SanJose
12-15-2006, 12:43 AM
Or leave it in the garage...
nychot
12-15-2006, 01:13 AM
Tough Crowd, Tough Crowd :eek:
hey, do what i do....i keep it in the garage and just go out there everyday and admire it. it costs me just my monthly lease payment, and gives me the right to be a member of this very exclusive, esteemed and gentlemanly club.
Steve - SanJose
12-15-2006, 01:52 AM
hey, do what i do....i keep it in the garage and just go out there everyday and admire it. it costs me just my monthly lease payment, and gives me the right to be a member of this very exclusive, esteemed and gentlemanly club.
Wow I think we need a smoking jacket with a big H on the pocket.:clapping:
nychot
12-15-2006, 02:13 AM
Wow I think we need a smoking jacket with a big H on the pocket.:clapping:
H=HUMILIATION
-=Mac=-
12-15-2006, 03:35 AM
Brutal... just brutal!! Can't we all just get along? :grouphug:
-Mac
H3PAC
12-15-2006, 05:31 AM
Brutal... just brutal!! Can't we all just get along? :grouphug:
-Mac
Heard that before.
34083
-=Mac=-
12-15-2006, 05:56 AM
Heard that before.
34083
As a peace officer, I watched that video and I was queasy.
Their training method (typical of the time) was to strike and not physically engage (ie: wrestle) with suspects. My training included ground fighting techniques. Although you can get hurt more easily while ground fighting, there was enough guys there to pile on and subdue him. Damn. Sorry for the hijack.
-Mac
lennyrebel
12-15-2006, 06:21 AM
AM I missing something ,why on earth did you buy a Hummer for mileage? The Rebel
-=Mac=-
12-15-2006, 06:42 AM
AM I missing something ,why on earth did you buy a Hummer for mileage? The Rebel
I don't think you missed anything. He was just hoping someone could tell him, in a time when Corvettes with twice the horsepower get twice the MPG of a Hummer, if there was a way to squeak a couple extra MPG out of the inline 5.
From the looks of the response here, I'd say the answer is no.:twak:
I wonder how all these upstanding citizens would react if he found a low-cost way to get 10 MPG better than factory without affecting driveability? Just saying...
-Mac
RuggedH2
12-15-2006, 07:58 AM
He won't.
Wisha Haddan H3
12-15-2006, 06:54 PM
It is what it is ... you're not going to squeeze any more mileage out of it. About the best thing you can do is routine maintenance, so you don't LOSE any mileage. Maybe switch to synthetic oil if you live in a cold climate?
The rest is academic ... a light foot, light load, proper tire pressure and no exterior accessories (roof rack, grille guard, mud tires, etc.)
-=Mac=-
12-15-2006, 08:13 PM
It is what it is ... you're not going to squeeze any more mileage out of it. About the best thing you can do is routine maintenance, so you don't LOSE any mileage. Maybe switch to synthetic oil if you live in a cold climate?
The rest is academic ... a light foot, light load, proper tire pressure and no exterior accessories (roof rack, grille guard, mud tires, etc.)
It's a bit of a losing cause, isn't it? :(
If someone figures out how to overcome physics, gas mileage won't be an issue anymore... but weight and lack of aerodynamics are formidable opponants.
-Mac
Desert Dan
12-15-2006, 08:32 PM
The new Vettes have 400-500hp, high street gearing, 6-speed trans, and almost no wind resistance
so figure at 60 mph in 5th gear the engine is harding working at all.
-=Mac=-
12-15-2006, 08:43 PM
The new Vettes have 400-500hp, high street gearing, 6-speed trans, and almost no wind resistance
so figure at 60 mph in 5th gear the engine is harding working at all.
I get about the same gas mileage in my 1973 Corvette coupe (L82 4 speed) as I do in my H3 so perhaps there's hope for the H3 in 30 years or so...:giggling:
-Mac
H3PAC
12-16-2006, 04:55 AM
As a peace officer, I watched that video and I was queasy.
Their training method (typical of the time) was to strike and not physically engage (ie: wrestle) with suspects. My training included ground fighting techniques. Although you can get hurt more easily while ground fighting, there was enough guys there to pile on and subdue him. Damn. Sorry for the hijack.
-Mac
Like I said before, the RCMP is awesome.:beerchug:
H3PAC
12-16-2006, 04:58 AM
...even though you can't spell.:giggling:
Lex_Ordo
12-16-2006, 05:36 AM
I thought there was mention of a smoking jacket with the H3?
I want to thave one too. This way I can sit out in the garage and look at my truck with everyone else.
:OWNED:
lennyrebel
12-16-2006, 06:03 AM
Back to the topic. Next time you fill up just put the fuel nozzle in the window, put 30 gallons inside your truck. Then get back in and strike a match.
GLBLWARMR: I think your mileage tip was by far the best one and I believe jfontestad owes you a years supply of gasoline for being the winner. Mac you are also a rookie and not a peace officer here so maybe you should lighten up. The Rebel:iagree: :perfect10s:
Steve - SanJose
12-16-2006, 07:07 PM
The flaming Hummer idea sure makes for a spectacular scene! I'd be willing to watch.
S.
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