Why H3?

[Tex_h2]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??

[Steve - SanJose]

trolling, trolling, trolling...

[HummBebe]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/HummBeeBe/FUBunny.jpg

[Tex_h2]

trolling, trolling, trolling...


:confused:

[Tex_h2]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/HummBeeBe/FUBunny.jpg

What all I get is the Bird?:confused:

[Hmmm2]

:) Does the Horsepower really do suck??
HUH?

[Sewie]

I don't want to break, scratch or dent anything on my hummer. But, I'd love to take a ride in your hummer. Seriously!


'Nuff said. Run along now. :rolleyes:

[Tex_h2]

What the "bleep" none of you H3 owners are man enough to tell me why you bought your H3??

All any of you have said is........"F-off", "Huh", and Move along.....

[Tex_h2]

So, let me guess this right....

I know you can't afford a H1, you don't like the size, gas or ego of a H2. So, you buy a H3, put big azz tires on it and what? Scary.....??

You know I just was curious, but...........Never mind, I'll go back to the H2 forum...

[Tex_h2]

And what's your reason why you bought an H2 instead of an H1?


Couldn't afford a H1, but if I had the money tomorrow, I'd sell my H2 for a H1.....I have like them since 1997.

[TheArchiTexan]

What the "bleep" none of you H3 owners are man enough to tell me why you bought your H3??

All any of you have said is........"F-off", "Huh", and Move along.....Dont worry bout them. Just immature idiots that talk sh*t on the internet for entertainment. Well to answer your question: My reason was because I really like the Hummer styling but I live downtown in Houston where parking is verryy small and I need and Suv i can easily park in and 4 wheel drive for taking my bikes out to the track. I was looking at the H2s but I just wasn't a fan of having the largest rig on the planet. To tell you the truth they are actually quite comparable. Both have their advantages and disadvantages. Now the H1 is a different story.

[Tex_h2]

Dont worry bout them. Just immature idiots that talk sh*t on the internet for entertainment. Well to answer your question: My reason was because I really like the Hummer styling but I live downtown in Houston where parking is verryy small and I need and Suv i can easily park in and 4 wheel drive for taking my bikes out to the track. I was looking at the H2s but I just wasn't a fan of having the largest rig on the planet. To tell you the truth they are actually quite comparable. Both have their advantages and disadvantages. Now the H1 is a different story.

Finally........thanks, see that wasn't hard. Cool, I can totally understand that.

[Hmmm2]

:) Does the Horsepower really do suck?? Sorry, I can't get past your wording here ... "Does the Horsepower really DO suck"? ROFLMAO...;)

[XM DUDE]

The horse power dosen't suck, the H3 has LOW GEARING! want to go fast GET A CORVETTE! I get tired of people saying it is under powered.

[Donkey_Kong]

Couldn't afford a H1, but if I had the money tomorrow, I'd sell my H2 for a H1.....I have like them since 1997.

I'm in the same boat buddy.

But even if I couldn't afford an H2, I'd sures hell wouldn't buy an H3. Not only is it gutless and low grade but it's evident the majority of the owners are insecure wannabes. And the their women look like blocks of wood.

[Prelector]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??

and

I'm in the same boat buddy.

But even if I couldn't afford an H2, I'd sures hell wouldn't buy an H3. Not only is it gutless and low grade but it's evident the majority of the owners are insecure wannabes. And the their women look like blocks of wood.

WTF?! Lemme guess: all the little "gansta" wannabe's finally ran out of crap to bling on their H2s, and now they're bored so they come over to our side of the pond to take a dump?

Hey, Jerkoffs, go show how f'in manly you are in your own damn forums... or better yet, make yourselves useful and troll on the FUH2.com site

[Groundpounder]

Well, let me put it this way. Design style, handling, parking ability, looks and price. I personally do not like the H1 or the H2. because they are too military want-to-be. I have enough with the Viet-Nam want-to-be. I was a Viet-Nam vet before it became popular.
When I got my H3. I went from a Ford Heritage F-150 to something with 4 doors, same gas milage as the Ford, shorter turning radius and better handling.
Most important of all - my wife loves it. Nuf said.
Semper Fi...

[lotus4s]

I bought an H3 because I was ready to replace my daily driver and wanted something different than a run of the mill SUV. I could have afforded an H2 or even an H1 but neither would have been practical for me as a dd.

I am extremely impressed with it's off-road capabilities and on-road ride and comfort. That being said, IMHO it is underpowered when it comes to maintaining high speed particularly in hilly or mountain driving. I like to drive 80-85 mph on open interstates and it does struggle at times. I definitely would not feel comfortable with towing any significant amount of weight on a regular basis as I believe the wear and tear on the engine/transmission would be too great. Occasional weekend jaunts with the 4 wheelers in tow do not bother me.

I'm sure the majority of H3 owners here even if they won't admit it, feel that GM should have offered an engine upgrade.

Even with it's shortcomings, the good far outweighs the bad and I love my H3!

Cheers,
Jim

[Agriv8r]

I'm in the same boat buddy.

But even if I couldn't afford an H2, I'd sures hell wouldn't buy an H3. Not only is it gutless and low grade but it's evident the majority of the owners are insecure wannabes. And the their women look like blocks of wood.

hey donkey shclong...betcha a base H3 will out climb your H2:D

[HumM3R'n]

I'm in the same boat buddy.

But even if I couldn't afford an H2, I'd sures hell wouldn't buy an H3. Not only is it gutless and low grade but it's evident the majority of the owners are insecure wannabes. And the their women look like blocks of wood.


So, let me guess this right....

I know you can't afford a H1, you don't like the size, gas or ego of a H2. So, you buy a H3, put big azz tires on it and what? Scary.....??

You know I just was curious, but...........Never mind, I'll go back to the H2 forum...

It doesn't mean that because one has an H3 that one can't afford a H1 or an H2... You shouldn't base what one drives on their income status. It's all how your spending habits/debt are and what is practical for one. I for one like the H2 and yes, I am fortunate enough to be able to have one if I so desired. The H2 is just too big of a vehicle for my wife to drive AND it wouldn't fit in my garage. Therefore I choose not to own one, so I bought the H3 because it IS a Hummer that fits my family's needs. BE HAPPY, WE ARE AMERICAN...WE BUY AMERICAN!! Think about that and with respect, take the 'tude elsewhere.
:cool:

[PARAGON]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??stupid ****ing sea nettle

[Hummer23]

I dont even know why we respond to idiots who pose questions like this.

Let me be clear with the moron who started this post. He thinks it is about what you can afford. HA HA I looked at the h2, it is to big and I dont want a gas hog that gets 10mpg. Then I bought my h3 for cash, no big deal it was only a little more then 30 grand. I do not usually like to bragg but the azzhole who started this post has no class, and if he does own an h2 he did not work for it. Grow up punk, beause we dont give a f**k what you think!
BTW gas is on its way to 4 per gallon, only a fool would bragg they drive a huge gas hog today.

Isn't it funny that there are others who try and put down what you have. They have NO self esteem, probably ugly no wife/girlfriend so they try to act superior here. Why else would they waste their time. And then he tries to act stupid and pretend like he doesn't know why everyone flames him, child games. What a LOSER !

BTW the used market is catching up with the h2's just look on E-Bay 2003 models can now be found in the mid twenty thousands. As the gas prices rise the value of the h2 goes down due to less consumer demand, and the saturated used market.

[marin8703]

the reson i got an H3 is because it look better than the H1 and H2. I origionally wanted to buy the H1, i love that truck , but i cant afford it, the gas i could afford but the 100+ price i couldnt, even though its the toughest truck out thereand besides the fact it cant fit in a lane. The H2 i feel has no much to offer. I like the size of it but the draw back is that the design of the vehicle doesnt go well with the size.

Its like those ford explorers that look goo from the front and somewhat fro the side, but from the back its just a giant piece of glass and stoplight, no design in the back at all. Same with the H2s however i like the ones with the tire in the back more, instead of the tire under.

I could have afforded the H2, and my dad actually wanted it, but since he wouldnt have to look for parking in it it wasnt really his choice. The point is the H3 has a better design relative to the H2.

And anyway most people who buy an H2 dont buy it to take it offroad, they bling the hell out of it and in my case where i live, go up and donw michigan avenue downtown every ten minutes hoping to get some looks, funny thing is when they get looks they just drive off, so i dont get the point.

And for those of you that bought the H2 for offroad why not the H1 its a far more capable truck offroad than the H2 or H3, and it looks bada$$?

The horse power is actually pretty good. Im not really a hardcore off roader, but i have a bit of offroad experience in my H3, and HP is more than enough. I have pulled trailers 3000+ lb and no problem at all. I dont really care about the gas, but i guess it like a bonus that it burns less.

Oh and ass the previous postrer said, the used car market is full of H2, some barely even driven , that sell for much less than what the H3 sells for. People who cant afford the H3 can now afford a 5-10k H2, if it wasnt for the price of gas. If you think thats not true try selling your H2 and see how long its on the market and what youll get.

Hope this helps.

[blindzebra]

Does the Horsepower really do suck??[/quote]

Um without being an arse, why did you drop out of school after the 6th grade?

[Hmmm2]

FINALLY .. something well written and not in "gansta language ..misspellings and all" ... thanks Groundpounder and lotus4s. :) I love my H3, too. :D

[Tex_h2]

I dont even know why we respond to idiots who pose questions like this.

Let me be clear with the moron who started this post. He thinks it is about what you can afford. HA HA I looked at the h2, it is to big and I dont want a gas hog that gets 10mpg. Then I bought my h3 for cash, no big deal it was only a little more then 30 grand. I do not usually like to bragg but the azzhole who started this post has no class, and if he does own an h2 he did not work for it. Grow up punk, beause we dont give a f**k what you think!
BTW gas is on its way to 4 per gallon, only a fool would bragg they drive a huge gas hog today.

Isn't it funny that there are others who try and put down what you have. They have NO self esteem, probably ugly no wife/girlfriend so they try to act superior here. Why else would they waste their time. And then he tries to act stupid and pretend like he doesn't know why everyone flames him, child games. What a LOSER !

BTW the used market is catching up with the h2's just look on E-Bay 2003 models can now be found in the mid twenty thousands. As the gas prices rise the value of the h2 goes down due to less consumer demand, and the saturated used market.


What the hell is wrong with you, and the rest of your H3 Klan, I simply asked a question into why someone would buy a H3 or why you bought your H3. You have all taken it apon yourselves to think that I am a spoiled brat that drives a H2, or rather all H1 or H2 owners are Azz, that like to take up the road, use up all the oil in the world. Don't you dare sit there and have the balls to talk about my wife (yes I have one) She has a Mercedes, but has thought about trading it in for a H3. Hence the reason I asked the question...perhaps all you folks need to get the chip off your shoulder and wake the "f-k up". Though she did add that they were very cute. :)

[SteveRH]

I think I can sum it all up a bit easier.
Your question was worded with the same elitist approach that the H1 owners had against the H2 owners. Same goes for the H2 owners against the H3 owners. If you had done some research (use the search button), you would have found out that many of the H3 owners have proven the H3 worthy of the same trails that the bigger rigs have proven themselves upon. Yeah, it's smaller - yeah it looks different - but that could also be said about your H2 in comparison to the H1...

Now, the way you typed your message may have not been the way the rest of us read it, but that's your own fault...

The H3 is a HUMMER, just like yours, just like the H1s...

[crop000]

'cause I wanted one A** Hole.

[knights]

haha i picked my new H3X over the h2 and over the ML 500 for a number of reasons

1. im only 24 and dont neeed the ML 500 as my mom drives one and i'll end up getting something like it once im in my 30's

2. the H2 is to big for parking at the places i go and it will not fit inside the garage.

3. i had a new c5 corvette at 18 and traded it in for the h3x because i wanted something differnt.

with regraurds to your remarks of affording something, odds i spend more in a month then you make in a year, i get a kick out of going to buy my designer cloths and droping 15,000 a season but wearing a harley t-shirt and ripped jeans just to watch the **** nuts that are working mouths drop when they see how much i spend because like you they view someones statues based on how they look, drive...

[DRTYFN]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??
:rolleyes:

Also...

[DRTYFN]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??

Edit.

[Steve - SanJose]

Well this is going nowhere as usual...

S.

[DRTYFN]

Nice going, dickweed.:rolleyes:

[dеiтайожни]

going to buy my designer cloths and droping 15,000 a season

Finally! Someone who might appreciate my new gucci paint job on my wheeling machine. Let me know what you think.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2188/guccih3ah2.gif

[fw888]

too rich for me dude.....:o :) :p

[lotus4s]

Finally! Someone who might appreciate my new gucci paint job on my wheeling machine. Let me know what you think.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2188/guccih3ah2.gif



Nice Dei! :D I can't wait till we take it to Ocala!:eek: I want one in blue....

[deserth3]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??

There's something about the H3 i like over the H1 and 2. I've driven the military hummer and had a blast. But for everyday driving I just never liked the extra wide hump between the seats. The H2 was just too soccer mom looking for me. Even though it does well offroad.
I have no need for more than one vehicle. What will happen is one will get driven all the time and the other will sit. That's not good for the vehicle.
As I was changing the front half shafts on my 2k Chevy Blazer and making a list of what I wanted to do next. I decided to look for far a new one. Besides my body is really too screwed up to be doing that kind of maintenance on a vehicle anymore.
I've always liked the H3 so it was at the top of the list. I researched the FJ. But after hitting 32k just to make it an adequate offroad vehicle. And I just hate that standard white roof. It lost. Same with the jeep Wrangler. start adding Dana 60 axles, bigger engine, ext. Over 30k. So I went and test drove a H3. And loved it, plenty of power, turns on a dime, comfortable, awsome offroad.
For those who complain about it being underpower you have to remember you're pushing 5000 lbs. Not much out there will match that. Neither the wrangler or the FJ can even come close to the weight to horsepower.
Oh and I've driven some major dogs in my 20 years in the Air Force.

[Hmmm2]

haha i picked my new H3X over the h2 and over the ML 500 for a number of reasons

1. im only 24 and dont neeed the ML 500 as my mom drives one and i'll end up getting something like it once im in my 30's

2. the H2 is to big for parking at the places i go and it will not fit inside the garage.

3. i had a new c5 corvette at 18 and traded it in for the h3x because i wanted something differnt.

with regraurds to your remarks of affording something, odds i spend more in a month then you make in a year, i get a kick out of going to buy my designer cloths and droping 15,000 a season but wearing a harley t-shirt and ripped jeans just to watch the **** nuts that are working mouths drop when they see how much i spend because like you they view someones statues based on how they look, drive...

Uh-huh ... geeez, try SPELL CHECK before you submit your post.:eek:

[Tex_h2]

Ok, I can fully understand why you might consider buying a H3 or why you wanted one in the first place. But, what I can't understand is all the PISSING AND MOANING......

[dеiтайожни]

Ok, I can fully understand why you might consider buying a H3 or why you wanted one in the first place. But, what I can't understand is all the PISSING AND MOANING......

Shut ya ****in' mouth, n00b!

http://www.bollox.net/images/136.jpg

[Donkey_Kong]

Ok, I can fully understand why you might consider buying a H3 or why you wanted one in the first place. But, what I can't understand is all the PISSING AND MOANING......

Insecurity because it's a poor man's H2/H1.

[Beastmaster]

Insecurity because it's a poor man's H2/H1.

Sure. Then why did I buy one to go alongside my H1?

[Donkey_Kong]

Sure. Then why did I buy one to go alongside my H1?

Why? Maybe you're a closet homo under that masculinity?

Or the obvious, you want something more feminine for the lovely wife.

[HummerNewbie]

It's amazing how insecure and threatened the AEs must be lately with all the posts about whining/moaning and knocking the H3. Are we feeling like we are losing control or something? :D ;)

[Steve - SanJose]

And why ask why?

S.

[Tex_h2]

Really, are you all going to just sit there, and tell me to go "f-myself" or to shut the "F-up".

Ok, the statement about not being able to afford an h2,or h1 was wrong. Fine....but what is the deal about all the pissing and moaning.

Who gives a **** if a H3 can climb that hill or run through that body of water better and faster then a H2 or H1, who really gives a fly "fk! Not I, and certainly not the next guy. "Just YOU!"

The H3 is the baby of Hummers, that's it. But to my orginal post (ohhhhh, and lets not forget I miss typed a word) I was asking WHY you bought your H3?????????

As well as wondering what the horsepower is like?

But, it would seem that ya'll just want to cause trouble.

[HumM3R'n]

Well, at least you admitted that your statement was wrong. I for one will not flame you.
You admitted the wrong, so that's cool with me.:)

[dеiтайожни]

holy ****, do you do ANYTHING besides piss and moan about other people pissing and moaning? I really hope this is just one of your phases.

I for one will not flame you.

Why not? He is still a whining bitch. It's OK.

[Tex_h2]

holy ****, do you do ANYTHING besides piss and moan about other people pissing and moaning? I really hope this is just one of your phases.



Why not? He is still a whining bitch. It's OK.

Hey you, what ever your name is, KISS MY ASS!!!

[Tex_h2]

Well, at least you admitted that your statement was wrong. I for one will not flame you.
You admitted the wrong, so that's cool with me.:)


Thanks, I appricate that

[dеiтайожни]

Hey you, what ever your name is, KISS MY ASS!!!

racist.

[Tex_h2]

racist.:confused: :confused:


What??

That is your comeback???

[dеiтайожни]

:confused: :confused:


What??

That is your comeback???

Cho got it mang. So what's next, you gonna start hating on single moms?

[Tex_h2]

Cho got it mang. So what's next, you gonna start hating on single moms?

What is your mal?func?tion?

[dеiтайожни]

What is your mal?func?tion?

I'm crazy, and I've decided I'm not going to like you. You've insulted H3s, you hated on Russia, you don't like single moms and you're probably kicking a puppy as we speak. You're not a good person.

[Tex_h2]

I'm crazy, and I've decided I'm not going to like you. You've insulted H3s, you hated on Russia, you don't like single moms and you're probably kicking a puppy as we speak. You're not a good person.


Whatever?

Do you just make all this up as you go?

[dеiтайожни]

Whatever?

Do you just make all this up as you go?

You tell me... is there an unconscious puppy in the vicinity, a single mom at your doorstep begging for a glass of water, a couple Russians locked in your basement and H3 hate propoganda plastered over your walls?

[Tex_h2]

You tell me... is there an unconscious puppy in the vicinity, a single mom at your doorstep begging for a glass of water, a couple Russians locked in your basement and H3 hate propoganda plastered over your walls?

Actaully I'm a dog breeder, i was born in Russia, I own a Hummer Dealership, I have a large suppy of bottled water that I give to the needed, I live in a apartment complex that is filled with single mothers of whom I babysit for and I have no walls.

[Tex_h2]

What is your comeback, "A punch on the nose?"!!!


:confused:

[dеiтайожни]

Actaully I'm a dog breeder, i was born in Russia, I own a Hummer Dealership, I have a large suppy of bottled water that I give to the needed, I live in a apartment complex that is filled with single mothers of whom I babysit for and I have no walls.

Ah, a pathological liar, too cool. Do you even own an H2? You have no idea how many doubts that post has brought up, I'm not sure you can ever be trusted again here.

[Tex_h2]

Ah, a pathological liar, too cool. Do you even own an H2? You have no idea how many doubts that post has brought up, I'm not sure you can ever be trusted again here.

Do you really think, I care what you think about me??

Sad:(

[dеiтайожни]

Do you really think, I care what you think about me??

Sad:(

Oh, I know you do. I can tell by your eagerness to reply. But right about now you have realized that you're a idiot and are pulling the, "do you think I care what you think about me" bit. Right on time. ;)

[Tex_h2]

Oh, I know you do. I can tell by your eagerness to reply. But right about now you have realized that you're a idiot and are pulling the, "do you think I care what you think about me" bit. Right on time. ;)


So, your a single mother....where are you kids in front of the t.v while you play on the Net!!

[dеiтайожни]

So, your a single mother....where are you kids in front of the t.v while you play on the Net!!

No, and before you ask... I'm not a puppy, Russian or the symbol of H3 hatred. But I'm sure that attack on single mothers right there made you feel like a big man.

[f5fstop]

Why H3?
Because the H4 is not out yet!:D ;):D ;) :D

[31_bandits]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??

well, on paper the power/weight ratio is about the same as an H2 and alot better than an H1. That said, i'm pretty sure that a couple weekends ago an H3 ran out of power on an incline that it was otherwise managing pretty well. In two tries it just sort of came slowly to a stop going up a long incline without spinning out or anything. Which isn't that big of a deal in the grand scheme, it was just kind of different.

I can think of a few reasons to get an H3. Coolest truck in its price range, higher crawl ratio = more engine braking = much smoother heartbeat coming back down something really steep. And being narrower is an advantage at times also. Nice interior, better mileage, less scrutiny if you're skin is on the thin side.

But, you know, an H2 is an H2 and, well, ... :D

[31_bandits]

The horse power dosen't suck, the H3 has LOW GEARING! want to go fast GET A CORVETTE! I get tired of people saying it is under powered.

Amen. I get sick of that and i don't even own an H3.

[31_bandits]

i just read this entire thread. i would not have entered my previous two responses had i done so ahead of time. I am now dumber, uglier, and i have a rectal hernia.

[Tex_h2]

well, on paper the power/weight ratio is about the same as an H2 and alot better than an H1. That said, i'm pretty sure that a couple weekends ago an H3 ran out of power on an incline that it was otherwise managing pretty well. In two tries it just sort of came slowly to a stop going up a long incline without spinning out or anything. Which isn't that big of a deal in the grand scheme, it was just kind of different.

I can think of a few reasons to get an H3. Coolest truck in its price range, higher crawl ratio = more engine braking = much smoother heartbeat coming back down something really steep. And being narrower is an advantage at times also. Nice interior, better mileage, less scrutiny if you're skin is on the thin side.

But, you know, an H2 is an H2 and, well, ... :D

The H3, is certainly a more pratical choice, in this day and age. But for some who like to live outside that box, choose to drive different vehicals like the H1, H2, Lotus, Porsche and so on....

I actually never meant to piss anyone off, but when pushed up agaisnt a wall, I'll depend myself, my family and my friends.

I get asked all the time, Why I bought a H2 or how much gas does it take to fill up. I never response like some of you did in this forum. I love my H2, because it is different, big, box-ie and just sooo damn cool looking!

[31_bandits]

The H3, is certainly a more pratical choice, in this day and age. But for some who like to live outside that box, choose to drive different vehicals like the H1, H2, Lotus, Porsche and so on....

I actually never meant to piss anyone off, but when pushed up agaisnt a wall, I'll depend myself, my family and my friends.

I get asked all the time, Why I bought a H2 or how much gas does it take to fill up. I never response like some of you did in this forum. I love my H2, because it is different, big, box-ie and just sooo damn cool looking!

i'm not so sure the H3 is more practical than an H2, in fact i don't think it is. Than an H1 for sure, but an H1 was never meant to be practical in the slightest, its a pure-"sport" vehicle in th emanner of a Bugatti or something. But the H3 can't realistically haul a family of 5 (or even 4), tasks the H2 has no trouble with, and the rear seat of the H3 is a bit snug for pleasure-cruising with more than 2. And the H2 gets 13 for an avg driver... what does the H3 get? For an average driver? 16? 17? Look, folks, from a rubicon through LR3 through G500 through H3 and H2 and FJ and on into infinity any truck with offroad pretensions is going to get crappy mileage. That's life. :)

I just can't believe that hummer-vs-hummer bickering has ever happened. It sort of made sense in an idiotic way when the H1 guys had tantrums about H2s. H2 arrives, ruins the "i'm tough, i'm tough" exclusivity thing they had going on. But H3 -vs- H2? :eek: Why, on earth, would anybody bother with that fight?

[Tex_h2]

i'm not so sure the H3 is more practical than an H2, in fact i don't think it is. Than an H1 for sure, but an H1 was never meant to be practical in the slightest, its a pure-"sport" vehicle in th emanner of a Bugatti or something. But the H3 can't realistically haul a family of 5 (or even 4), tasks the H2 has no trouble with, and the rear seat of the H3 is a bit snug for pleasure-cruising with more than 2.

I just can't believe that hummer-vs-hummer bickering has ever happened. It sort of made sense in an idiotic way when the H1 guys had tantrums about H2s. H2 arrives, ruins the "exclusivity" thing they had going on. But H3 -vs- H2? :eek:


Hey I can't understand it as well.........you wouldn't think that would happen.
The only way I meant the H3 to be more pratically is perhaps with the gas, and perhaps tread lightly. And the H1 is a true one (person) truck, it was and will always be a drivers SUV.

[HummerNewbie]

The H3, is certainly a more pratical choice, in this day and age. But for some who like to live outside that box, choose to drive different vehicals like the H1, H2, Lotus, Porsche and so on....

I actually never meant to piss anyone off, but when pushed up agaisnt a wall, I'll depend myself, my family and my friends.

I get asked all the time, Why I bought a H2 or how much gas does it take to fill up. I never response like some of you did in this forum. I love my H2, because it is different, big, box-ie and just sooo damn cool looking!

I wouldn't really consider an H2 any more out of the box than an H3. They are both very unique in their styling compared to anything in their individual classes.

I would have to say you got the reaction you got because of how you posed the question. As I read your original post I certainly assumed that was the reaction you were trying to draw out and that is also why you came across as an AE. Who know whether you are or not and I don't really care.

I considered an H2 rather than the H3 but went with the H3 for several reasons. First was the size, the H3 fits better in my day to day life than the H2. Second would be what probably keeps many for going with the H2, fuel economy. This reason was by no means the deciding factor but it was something I considered. The third and probably biggest reason was the as you put it, the outside of the box side of the H3. Around here there are still far lower numbers of H3s running around than there are H2s. I would have to say I see a minimum of 6 or 7 H2s for every H3 I see. I wanted a Hummer because I love their styling, not because they are some kind of status symbol. Since I knew I wanted a Hummer and the H1 was out of my budget, well at least one with a decent amount of warranty left, it was between the H2 and H3. Since I wanted something a little unique that meant it came down to an SUT or an H3. Ultimately the H3 won for overall practicality for my daily life and its uniqueness right now. Granted, in a couple of years when I am ready for a new one the uniqueness will probably be gone for the H3 so maybe it will be an H4 next :)

[Agriv8r]

ha, this thread is funnnnaayyyy:D 4 pages of sh!t:D with a lgoical, concise, and fact containing post every now and then thrown in just keep you interested. but funnaayyy:D

[blindzebra]

ok I see you weren't trying to be a prick when you asked your question.

I bought my h3 for a variety of reasons. I looked at quite a few suvs and a few cars befor I made my chioce. First of all I liked it's size. It's relatively small exterior has quite a bit of room on the inside to haul things. I also do alot of outdoor activities. So needless to say I was looking for something that could handle itself offroad. That being said there's nothing that can do what a hummer does stock. That being said there's not too much difference in the offroad capabilities of the H2 and H3. Yes the H2 can do somethings easier than the H3, but in my opinion not worth the additional cost. If I did have a big family to haul around everywhere and needed more room on the inside I would definitely go with the H2. If I had the money now there's no doubt that I would have an H1, but hey, I'm 24, give me a few years:D . Another reason I got the H3 is because I like the way it looks. If you say it looks feminine, I'd say you're into some damn hardbodied women;) .

[DRTYFN]

I own a Hummer Dealership

Regale us with more tall tales.

[Steve - SanJose]

Another endless thread...

[Hmmm2]

...time to put this thread to rest and out of its misery.

[h2co-pilot]

Nevah!:D

[HIHUMMER]

pad.

[HummerHippy]

pad.

Hey, quit it! :D

[Steve - SanJose]

Or move it to OT.

S.

[h2co-pilot]

No.

[HummerNewbie]

Nope :p

[HIHUMMER]

nu-uh.

[h2co-pilot]

No siree bob.

[HummerNewbie]

Nr

[HummerHippy]

Oh, well, then don't forget...للبيع نعال مقاس 9 فل اوبشن اللون الخارجي اسود ومن الداخل جلد بني :D

[Steve - SanJose]

Oh, well, then don't forget...للبيع نعال مقاس 9 فل اوبشن اللون الخارجي اسود ومن الداخل جلد بني :D

wtf does that mean?

I forgot.:D

S.

[Anonymous]

This thread should be renamed "The return of ZT and MAC".

I hope school doesn't start before the pictures of the girlfriend with the Ferrari get posted again.

[black20]

Can't we all just get along. We get enough crap from non hummer oweners. do we really need to give it to each other. All three trucks are great.

[blindzebra]

so you seriously think the H3 is no way comparable to a h2 offroad? paaaaaaalease,

[MountainBlue]

Damn... There are some angry folks on this forum, funny, but angry. Tex, you asked a question then pissed all over everyone with your tone, What did you expect?? Some of us live where they don't build houses with garages that will fit the H2, some hate the mpg of the H2, some just don't need that much space. We got ours for a downsize with real 4WD capability and something not everyone has-read explorer, jeep, etc. The 50K loaded and tricked Exp'd just wasn't needed anymore. And as far as power, I already have 325WHP turbo vert' that does that trick. And if I really want more in the H3, I'll drive it up to Denver and have the 375HP supercharger kit installed. But really all the H3 needs in the power dept are listed in my sig.

[Maui Nick]

Tex, I agree with MountainBlue's second sentence there.

As for the H3 ...

I thought about saying something harsh about the size and drivability of the H1, or what I consider the somewhat-ungainly aesthetics of the H2. But it comes right down to this:

In terms of on- and off-road usability, the Hummer H3 is the spitting image of Jeep's old XJ Cherokee, except it comes with amenities the folks at AMC/Renault/Chrysler/Daimler-Benz never thought to put on the bottom end of their model range plus a lift kit and better tires. The old XJ vehicles (the Cherokee, Wagoneer and Comanche) were excellent off-road vehicles with a just little basic work --- lift kit, tires and so forth. As I said, the H3 comes with that stuff when you pick it up at the stealership.

[dеiтайожни]

I thought about saying something harsh about the size and drivability of the H1, or what I consider the somewhat-ungainly aesthetics of the H2.

You thought about it, or just did?

[Maui Nick]

You thought about it, or just did?

:p

Suffice it to say that I consider the H3 to be the best combination of looks and usability among real SUVs. :D

[31_bandits]

i'm bringing sexy back.

[fw888]

:p

Suffice it to say that I consider the H3 to be the best combination of looks and usability among real SUVs. :D

x2...!!!:p ;) :D

[Huck BB62]

Tex, I agree with MountainBlue's second sentence there.

As for the H3 ...
But it comes right down to this:

In terms of on- and off-road usability, the Hummer H3 is the spitting image of Jeep's old XJ Cherokee, except it comes with amenities the folks at AMC/Renault/Chrysler/Daimler-Benz never thought to put on the bottom end of their model range plus a lift kit and better tires. The old XJ vehicles (the Cherokee, Wagoneer and Comanche) were excellent off-road vehicles with a just little basic work --- lift kit, tires and so forth. As I said, the H3 comes with that stuff when you pick it up at the stealership.

It's waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy more than a Cheap Cherokee. To lift a Cherokee to take 33" or 35s as some are doing, tires, makes it into a tippy rollover prone nightmare sidehilling. No way, no how can you drive a Cherokee that's got 35s on it at anywhere near the sidehill angle. No way that it'd handle even remotely as well on the twisties either. You'd have to mutilate the body of a Cherokee to get the low stance, the clearance, AND the fitment of the parts an H3 has. A Cherokee is a cheap bucket of jangly bits compared to the H3. They're ok off-road, but just that. How 'bout that really neato 4:1 tcase in the H3? Call up Advance Adapters, do the other work required to fit it, and check out the price for THAT! :D Last time I checked, puttin' in 4.56 gears front and rear wasn't cheap either. Oh yeah, an e-locker in the rear would be just a little sumpn-sumpn that never made it into a Cherokee. Ever compare the steering and suspension parts between the two? How about the frame? Nahh, all that in a rig that gets 20mpg on a good day comes only in one package: the H3.

[NEOCON1]

wow its been exciting around here :rolleyes: ;)

[Steve - SanJose]

not really :rolleyes: ;)

S.

[inked]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??

Well today outside of wal-mart this 4x4 enthusiast guy who was driving this sky-high crazy monster Jeep riding on 45's (i think) and had every accessory you could think of, came up to me and said, "...I was just admiring your H3 and noticed you leveled it and added bigger MT tires, just to let you know those H2's loook like SH*T and I would take an H3 over and H2 anyday."

Not sure why he told me that but I felt pretty good especially coming from a guy who knows his wheeling. Nothing against the H2's but the H3's just look better, it's like comparing a WWF wrestler (the H2) to a fit MMA Fighter (the H3), the wrestler may have more strength but the MMA fighter would have way more stamina and agility. But this is just my personal opinion.:o

[f5fstop]

the Hummer H3 is the spitting image of Jeep's old XJ Cherokee

WTF??? I work with someone who has a cheap Cherokee, and it DOES NOT LOOK like a H3, or the H3 does not look like a Cherokee!:mad: :mad:

Waiting for the H4
This might become my motto:D

[Steve - SanJose]

I agree, wtf. I had a '92 Cherokee for 2 years and the look and feel is very different from my H3.

S.

[usetosellhummer]

Future H4 Owner
man your high, put the pipe down

[beverlyhills]

Finally! Someone who might appreciate my new gucci paint job on my wheeling machine. Let me know what you think.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2188/guccih3ah2.gif
That is a one-of -a kind showride!!! a neckbreaker....what city do you live?

[Maui Nick]

Hey bev ... that might be from Photoshop.

[beverlyhills]

thanks M N , maybe....if not...its over the top if ones into designer

[HummerNewbie]

thanks M N , maybe....if not...its over the top if ones into designer

It is most definitely a photochop :)

[dеiтайожни]

It is most definitely a photochop :)

Are you sure about that?

[HummerNewbie]

Are you sure about that?

I can't imagine that you had it repainted again after getting it painted pink earlier in the month :p

[dеiтайожни]

I can't imagine that you had it repainted again after getting it painted pink earlier in the month :p

I like to change it up, you know I keeps it real!

Here's the gucci ferrari!
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/930/gucciferrarilt9.jpg

[f5fstop]

Why H3?
Because the H4 is not out yet!;):D ;) :D

X3 :D

[Tex_h2]

Originally Posted by Maui Nick
the Hummer H3 is the spitting image of Jeep's old XJ Cherokee

Actually I would say that the H3 looks more like the new Jeep Commander. Its funny I've been sitting here reading and reading.....6 pages......wow!!!

Ok, I know how crazy you H3 owners are, but really, is it really fair to say that a H3 is better looking then a H2 or even a H1. It looks like an H2 farted and "poof?, "what's this" "it's a tiny h2, but no, its not, its.....wtf is it...??

And now I can't wait until l hear a reply from..."dеiтайожни" What will he/she say this time, what sort of wonderful comeback I have to look forward to.

[dеiтайожни]

And now I can't wait until l hear a reply from..."dеiтайожни" What will he/she say this time, what sort of wonderful comeback I have to look forward to.

Always trying to pick a fight. What is your problem? What did I do to make you hate me?

[ChasH3]

This was just in the August 2006 issue of Four Wheeler magazine. A reader was unhappy about the magazine picking the H3 Hummer as their #1 pick for 4-wheeling. So he wrote a letter to the magazine. Below is the letter from the reader, along with the magazines response?.

Readers Letter -
Hummer H3 = Yuppie Ride?
?The H3 is the best 4x4 on earth? Yeah right ? what world are you on? How many H3s are actually taken on dirt roads, let alone four-wheeling? Maybe one in 100, if that. The H3 is nothing but an expensive S-10, plain and simple. The sight of a H3 at the local trail head gives images of the Sierra Club wanting to close down the trails. H3s are nothing but niche vehicles for yuppies.

Four Wheeler Magazines response ?
Guess that makes us a bunch of yuppies. Maybe worse then yuppies, as we have plans to acquire a long-term H3 for testing in the future. Do you still love us now?..

[f5fstop]

Future H4 Owner
man your high, put the pipe down

Really...just wait....:D

[f5fstop]

Actually I would say that the H3 looks more like the new Jeep Commander. Its funny I've been sitting here reading and reading.....6 pages......wow!!!

Ok, I know how crazy you H3 owners are, but really, is it really fair to say that a H3 is better looking then a H2 or even a H1. It looks like an H2 farted and "poof?, "what's this" "it's a tiny h2, but no, its not, its.....wtf is it...??

And now I can't wait until l hear a reply from..."dеiтайожни" What will he/she say this time, what sort of wonderful comeback I have to look forward to.
We may be crazy but not in how we like H3s. Beauty has always been in the eyes of the beholder, and if some of us prefer the looks of an H3 to an H2, what is the problem?
Believe me, with or without my discount, I could have afforded an H2 and the fuel bills it would bring. However, I never really considered owning one after driving one for a few weeks when they were first released. Just too large for me. I like the looks, loved the interior, but for someone who despised trucks and large SUVs, the thought of owning one was never seen in my future.

However, after driving a Wrangler cross-country a few times to Moab, I decided that it was time to step up to a larger vehicle that is capable to go off-road. When the H3 was released, I like it from the first time I saw it. It was smaller, easier to maneuver, so I purchased one, and have never regretted the purchase.

So, I am not sure how a person can compare the two. They are both great off-road, they are both comfortable to drive, they are both good-looking vehicles (at least to me they are). However, they are different vehicles. For some it might be a monetary decision, for some they might not like the looks of the H2, for some it might be they don?t like the size of an H2; who really cares what the reason is, as long as the person is happy with the decision they made.

In a few years, will you be cutting down the H4, saying it was farted out of the rear end of a H3 (or maybe an H1)?

Maybe someone should ask you, why an H2, when you could have purchased an H1?

[Tex_h2]

Always trying to pick a fight. What is your problem? What did I do to make you hate me?


How about the non-stop comments about single mothers, puppies and russians....

[dеiтайожни]

How about the non-stop comments about single mothers, puppies and russians....

wtf? Are you on drugs? We haven't even spoken since page 4, what's with this recent attack out of the blue? All the puppies been kicked, and you still need your fix?

Get over yourself, congratulations on owning an h2, the h3'rs are happy; go bother the h1'rs or find another forum of people to convert for whatever motive it is you have for getting more people to purchase h2s.

[Maui Nick]

Actually I would say that the H3 looks more like the new Jeep Commander.
:giggling:

No, it doesn't. The Commander is blocky, the greenhouse is too tall and that grill ... :( . The H3 has the edges rounded off just slightly and GM/AM General/whoever did a far superior job of designing the front end and the windows.

In terms of market position, the H3 competes with the Liberty (1) and not the Commander, which has "soccer mommy" written on both sides with "soccer daddy, too" stenciled on the tailgate. It seems pointed right at lower-end Tahoe and Expedition buyers.

The H3 is designed to appeal to the people who used to buy an XJ as a good starting point for an off-road vehicle.

(1) Except the H3's warranty is superior. And it's safer in a crash. And cruise control and a security system are standard on the H3. And you can't get a locking rear diff on a Libby. And . . . you know, I have to wonder why DCX puts a model comparison on the Libby web page when the H3 kicks its tail so soundly. :cool:

[CLAYDOG]

X3 :D

I guess you really like what we're up to,eh Doug.:shhh: ;) :D

[HummerNewbie]

I guess you really like what we're up to,eh Doug.:shhh: ;) :D

We need pics. DO NOW!!! :D

[f5fstop]

I guess you really like what we're up to,eh Doug.:shhh: ;) :D
You guys are :perfect10s: but not sure what we are talking about:giggling:
I just would someday like a smaller H vehicle so that I can have fun swearving in and out of traffic.

Maybe if I keep saying it, someday GM will say...why not!:beerchug:

[usetosellhummer]

sick of this thread pleae delete

[TxFireman]

:)I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?

Does the Horsepower really do suck??

First off, howdy to all, I'm new to these forums. I'v been very active in many off road forums for many years, but now that we have an H3, it brought me here.

Now, for the answer to the question.

My wife was the first to show an interest in the H3. Before she did, I have to admitt that as an off roader, that I, along with many others, pretty much scoffed at the sight of any hummer. But, wanting to make her happy, I figured I'd give the little H3 an honest chance at being her next vehicle. I was quickly impressed by it. I think the quality of the vehicle is as good as any in it's class. But the Adventure package sold the vehicle to us. True we can get other brands that have a 4:1 t case, and a locker etc. But this is the one my wife was interested in, and the one that suits our needs. After getting it, I quickly found that I really enjoy it. It gets great mpg, the under power that everyone mentions is a bit of fluff, in my opinion. True it's no vette, but for a daily driver it gets around fine. I think the H3 is the most capable of the three, right out of the box, at least at this point and time. That could change at another date, but I'm talking about now.

You are correct that the H3 can't be compared to your H2. See, the reason being that in my case, mine has the 4:1 t case, that yours lacks, and is much more capable, and nimble for wheeling.. all at a much less out of pocket cost, for the vehicle, and gas as well. So, to me, it was the better choice. Your needs are probably different, and therefore, don't parallel mine.

Not to sound too biased, but I would never even think of getting an H2. Don't get me wrong, I think they're OK, for those who like them. I'm just not interested in owning one.

My wifes H3 does not have to serve as a big time wheeler anyway, but seeing as how we never own anything that isn't 4wd, I still like them to be somewhat capable. For the really rough stuff, it's trail rig only for us.

[h2co-pilot]

Good lawd this is a long thread. I'm not reading it- just saying.:D

Carry on...

[HummerNewbie]

Good lawd this is a long thread. I'm not reading it- just saying.:D

Carry on...

But you'll miss all the fun if you don't ;)

[h2co-pilot]

:iagree:

I just poured a cup of coffee and snuggled up with my laptop.:D

[HummerNewbie]

:iagree:

I just poured a cup of coffee and snuggled up with my laptop.:D

:beerchug:

[h2co-pilot]

I just finished.;)

[dеiтайожни]

Cool, can you summarize it? I'm only on page 2 and I already have a headache..nead a break.

[jp's-h3]

So, let me guess this right....

I know you can't afford a H1, you don't like the size, gas or ego of a H2. So, you buy a H3, put big azz tires on it and what? Scary.....??

You know I just was curious, but...........Never mind, I'll go back to the H2 forum...

Listen here A-hole, I could purchase a whole fleet of H1'S If I wanted to
But when it comes right down to it, the H3 is far better looking, better fuel economy, more comfortable interrior, shorter turning radious, and as far as I have seen, a better off-road vevicle, all in all just a better vehicle!
The only reason you started this thread is to stir up the H3 crowd!
Now I really don't have anything aginst any Hummer vehicle/owner, and of course you are more than welcome to hang out at the H3 discussion forums but, I believe that you need to do a little research on the H3 yourself, and then you would come to the same conclusion as the rest of the H3 owners. I WANT ONE! :D

[fw888]

Listen here A-hole, I could purchase a whole fleet of H1'S If I wanted to
But when it comes right down to it, the H3 is far better looking, better fuel economy, more comfortable interrior, shorter turning radious, and as far as I have seen, a better off-road vevicle, all in all just a better vehicle!
The only reason you started this thread is to stir up the H3 crowd!
Now I really don't have anything aginst any Hummer vehicle/owner, and of course you are more than welcome to hang out at the H3 discussion forums but, I believe that you need to do a little research on the H3 yourself, and then you would come to the same conclusion as the rest of the H3 owners. I WANT ONE! :D

x2 !!:perfect10s:

[h2co-pilot]

Cool, can you summarize it? I'm only on page 2 and I already have a headache..nead a break.

No, I lied.:giggling:

[PARAGON]

No, I lied.:giggling:me too

[Tex_h2]

The other day while I was out and about, I was approached by a H3 owner. He mentioned that he really loves the H2. Why I asked, because it’s Big, aggressive and just plain cool looking. (All this from a H3 owner) I asked what you like about your H3. *still laughing about it* ...he responded by saying.....this piece of *&^%&* is my wife’s, she wanted it......its too small, too slow and just too plain boring!

:iagree:

[HummBebe]

While I think everyone is entitled to their opinions, I can see now that you are here just to antagonize H3 owners.

Let me ask that you get the hell off the H3 board, oh and...

[dеiтайожни]

Sorry, but that never happened. It was all your imagination. You're a disgrace to all Hummer owners. Go ahead, keep hating on Hummers...it makes you look cool, moron. Maybe you should consider joining a lefty treehugger group so you'll have friends to hate on Hummers with, because you won't find any here.

Now, as I said before.
Get over yourself, congratulations on owning an h2, the h3'rs are happy; go bother the h1'rs or find another forum of people to convert for whatever motive it is you have for getting more people to purchase h2s.

[dеiтайожни]

One more thing, you bought a used 04 H2.. in late 2006. It probably cost less or the same as a new H3 and you argue that we couldn't afford an H2? You own somebody elses H2, you have nothing up on anybody here. Why didn't you buy a new h2, are you poor or something?

[Gunzz]

Maybe only because they wanted to. Just like I wanted an H2 they want an H3. It is there choice so you shouldn't knock them. Some people hate the H2 and but Escalades. That's there preference. Mine is the H2 for me, and would like to see the wife get the H3
:D

[Tex_h2]

Sorry, but that never happened. It was all your imagination. You're a disgrace to all Hummer owners. Go ahead, keep hating on Hummers...it makes you look cool, moron. Maybe you should consider joining a lefty treehugger group so you'll have friends to hate on Hummers with, because you won't find any here.

Now, as I said before.

I DON'T HATE HUMMER'S!!!!

I merely get pissed off when I listen to people like yourself go on and on about how bad a H2 is compared to your all MIGHTY H3. How GM was so smart in building this wonderful thing. How, how and how........

Actually the H3 is starting to go on me......would I ever buy one, probably not, why its to small...but that is my choice.

[Tex_h2]

Listen here A-hole, I could purchase a whole fleet of H1'S If I wanted to
But when it comes right down to it, the H3 is far better looking, better fuel economy, more comfortable interrior, shorter turning radious, and as far as I have seen, a better off-road vevicle, all in all just a better vehicle!
The only reason you started this thread is to stir up the H3 crowd!
Now I really don't have anything aginst any Hummer vehicle/owner, and of course you are more than welcome to hang out at the H3 discussion forums but, I believe that you need to do a little research on the H3 yourself, and then you would come to the same conclusion as the rest of the H3 owners. I WANT ONE! :D

"Listen A-hole.......why didn't you purchase a fleet of H1's.....what you wanted to be like everyone else???

[Tex_h2]

One more thing, you bought a used 04 H2.. in late 2006. It probably cost less or the same as a new H3 and you argue that we couldn't afford an H2? You own somebody elses H2, you have nothing up on anybody here. Why didn't you buy a new h2, are you poor or something?

I'm not going to even give you the satisfaction of responding to this!!

[dеiтайожни]

I DON'T HATE HUMMER'S!!!!

I merely get pissed off when I listen to people like yourself go on and on about how bad a H2 is compared to your all MIGHTY H3. How GM was so smart in building this wonderful thing. How, how and how........

Actually the H3 is starting to go on me......would I ever buy one, probably not, why its to small...but that is my choice.

No, you do. You have clearly stated it multiple times in this thread, an H3 is a Hummer.

I have never said a bad thing about the H2, it's one of my top 3 favorite trucks. :cool: I love all Hummers and I would be extremely happy in any model on the Hummer line, I don't think I can say that about any other make out there.

Of course some people are going say the H3 is better in this thread, but just because you are an ******* and keep saying how MIGHTY your H2 is, and again that you would never buy it and it's too small, etc...etc. What do you expect? You're attacking everyones vehicle, saying you're better because you have an H2. Used one... :giggling: You quit bitching about how great the H2 is, and you won't have to hear us say how great the H3 is. We know they are both great trucks, well maybe you don't, but that's just due to your ignorance. But trust me on this, now let the balance finally be restored again.

I'm not going to even give you the satisfaction of responding to this!!

Oh come on, you'll argue with me for hours about puppies, but you won't respond to my serious post?

[Tex_h2]

No, you do. You have clearly stated it multiple times in this thread, an H3 is a Hummer.

I have never said a bad thing about the H2, it's one of my top 3 favorite trucks. :cool: I love all Hummers and I would be extremely happy in any model on the Hummer line, I don't think I can say that about any other make out there.

Of course some people are going say the H3 is better in this thread, but just because you are an ******* and keep saying how MIGHTY your H2 is, and again that you would never buy it and it's too small, etc...etc. What do you expect? You're attacking everyones vehicle, saying you're better because you have an H2. Used one... :giggling: You quit bitching about how great the H2 is, and you won't have to hear us say how great the H3 is. We know they are both great trucks, well maybe you don't, but that's just due to your ignorance. But trust me on this, now let the balance finally be restored again.

Its funny though.....the H2 was MFG by AM GENERAL, but the H3 was MFG by GM........

[dеiтайожни]

Its funny though.....the H2 was MFG by AM GENERAL, but the H3 was MFG by GM........

Still gonna keep going? What's funny about that? The MAKE is still Hummer.

[h2co-pilot]

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for me to poop on!:giggling: ;)

http://www.marketertoday.com/archives/triumph%20big-thumb.bmp

[Tex_h2]

Still gonna keep going?

"SURE, WHY NOT!"

[dеiтайожни]

"SURE, WHY NOT!"

Great! I was thinking the next portion of this thread could be, "Why did you buy used?" We all know a used vehicle can't compare to a new one! It's been raped by it's previous owner, it still has previous owner stink to it and so on. So why did you buy used everyone(who has hated on an H3 because they don't cost as much as an H2)?!

I mean I can understand if you wanna look like you have a $55k truck, but could only get approved for $25k in financing. So why would anybody want to buy an 04 that's nearly at the end of it's life when the 07s are almost here!? I'm not trying to be an "azz" or anything, just curious.

[Tex_h2]

Great! I was thinking the next portion of this thread could be, "Why did you buy used?" We all know a used vehicle can't compare to a new one! It's been raped by it's previous owner, it still has previous owner stink to it and so on. So why did you buy used everyone(who has hated on an H3 because they don't cost as much as an H2)?!

I mean I can understand if you wanna look like you have a $55k truck, but could only get approved for $25k in financing. So why would anybody want to buy an 04 that's nearly at the end of it's life when the 07s are almost here!? I'm not trying to be an "azz" or anything, just curious.

LMAO..........

what you can't think of something on your own to talk about????

Yes, my H2 was used................ AND??? ...........What is that suppose to hurt my feeling or something???

[dеiтайожни]

LMAO..........

what you can't think of something on your own to talk about????

Yes, my H2 was used................ AND??? ...........What is that suppose to hurt my feeling or something???

Can't think of something on my own to talk about? I just came up with a new portion for this thread, what are you talking about?

AND??? ...you act like you're better than H3'rs because you're truck costs more, remember your...you guys can't afford an H2 argument? You can't even afford one, poser. No, not meant to hurt your feelings, I'm just making fun of you. :giggling:

Your responses are getting really lame and only address a portion of the posts, what's wrong? You used to be so enthusastic about this thread, did it finally sink in that you are a Hummer hating loser that no one likes?

Now, I'll let you apologize to all Hummer owners for your stupidity. Then you can choose to ignore this thread or further prove your ignorance, it's up to you. I look forward to your decision. ;) :D :giggling:

[fw888]

Can't think of something on my own to talk about? I just came up with a new portion for this thread, what are you talking about?

AND??? ...you act like you're better than H3'rs because you're truck costs more, remember your...you guys can't afford an H2 argument? You can't even afford one, poser. No, not meant to hurt your feelings, I'm just making fun of you. :giggling:

Your responses are getting really lame and only address a portion of the posts, what's wrong? You used to be so enthusastic about this thread, did it finally sink in that you are a Hummer hating loser that no one likes?

Now, I'll let you apologize to all Hummer owners for your stupidity. Then you can choose to ignore this thread or further prove your ignorance, it's up to you. I look forward to your decision. ;) :D :giggling:

well said....:perfect10s:

[Tex_h2]

Let's try a bit of honesty, shall we? May I first say, after arduously working my way through your impossible syntax, and numerous grammatical errors, I have whittled your post down to hopefully finding the point. I must ask, while laughing at your lack of common sense, how could you possible know what I can afford? You are sadly oblivious to a bounty of facts, so I will do my best to educate your dysfunctional fact finding feeble brain. Intelligent automobile buyers always buy after market, because they allow fools like you to "take the hit" as we call it. If you need a financial group who will rape the dollars right out of your pocket to aid in your purchase, it's of no consequence to me.

Making fun of me? Are you in high school or just sitting around counting pores with pubic hairs popping up? You make statements so blatantly erroneous as ?no one likes", not understanding that you are attempting to bolster your childish angst with an invisible army of " many". If you have an opinion in future, try with great courage, to allow that opinion to be yours. Have you not the courage of your own convictions, it would be prudent to remain silent, less you look the fool? Oh, and enthusiastic is spelled incorrectly in your post. Point of order, if you are attempting to appear intelligent, get the spelling down properly, as was a point made to me ad nauseum.

Your egotistical arrogance in saying " I'll let you apologize" bespeaks the mind of a brainless, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing Neanderthal, who assumes the entire world lives in that same horrible cramped cubical you call a world. There are actually people who work, save money, and don't have debt, unlike you, who live paycheck to paycheck, and knowing full well that the light at the end of their fantasy tunnel is an on-coming train.

Not that it needs defending, but my lack of response simply lies in the fact, that I've used up my entire year's supply of " Chimp Chat" and can no longer reply to the likes of you. This one last post was a pay back to next years allotment.

My statements still stand. H3 Hummer's were a way to boost revenue to a declining sales record. It allowed those who will be forever incapable of jumping the fence to excellence; feel as if they can play with the Big Boys. Remember this, as you Fred Flintstone your way along the life's highway in your cheap version of the real thing, that indeed, you are taking a knife to a gunfight.

[HummBebe]

Let's try a bit of honesty, shall we? May I first say, after arduously working my way through your impossible syntax, and numerous grammatical errors, I have whittled your post down to hopefully finding the point. I must ask, while laughing at your lack of common sense, how could you possible know what I can afford? You are sadly oblivious to a bounty of facts, so I will do my best to educate your dysfunctional fact finding feeble brain. Intelligent automobile buyers always buy after market, because they allow fools like you to "take the hit" as we call it. If you need a financial group who will rape the dollars right out of your pocket to aid in your purchase, it's of no consequence to me.

Making fun of me? Are you in high school or just sitting around counting pores with pubic hairs popping up? You make statements so blatantly erroneous as ?no one likes", not understanding that you are attempting to bolster your childish angst with an invisible army of " many". If you have an opinion in future, try with great courage, to allow that opinion to be yours. Have you not the courage of your own convictions, it would be prudent to remain silent, less you look the fool? Oh, and enthusiastic is spelled incorrectly in your post. Point of order, if you are attempting to appear intelligent, get the spelling down properly, as was a point made to me ad nauseum.

Your egotistical arrogance in saying " I'll let you apologize" bespeaks the mind of a brainless, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing Neanderthal, who assumes the entire world lives in that same horrible cramped cubical you call a world. There are actually people who work, save money, and don't have debt, unlike you, who live paycheck to paycheck, and knowing full well that the light at the end of their fantasy tunnel is an on-coming train.

Not that it needs defending, but my lack of response simply lies in the fact, that I've used up my entire year's supply of " Chimp Chat" and can no longer reply to the likes of you. This one last post was a pay back to next years allotment.

My statements still stand. H3 Hummer's were a way to boost revenue to a declining sales record. It allowed those who will be forever incapable of jumping the fence to excellence; feel as if they can play with the Big Boys. Remember this, as you Fred Flintstone your way along the life's highway in your cheap version of the real thing, that indeed, you are taking a knife to a gunfight.

Hmmmm food for thought.

egocentric, elitist meglomaniac.:twak:

Fukk off.

[dеiтайожни]

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

I'm sorry my post was so hard for you to comprehend, but that's your problem, not mine. I'm sure someone with your high intellect could easily get hung up on the slightest of mistake. Oh just one question...."Does the Horsepower really do suck??" :OWNED:

I don't know what you can afford, I am assuming just like you so wrongly assumed everything about H3 owners. At least I have a good reason for my assumption...you bought an 04 H2 in late 06, sure you could've bought a used 06 which would've been the "smart" thing to do as the majority of depreciation is when you first drive it off the lot. The problem isn't that you bought used, it's that you continue to say you are better than H3s because your truck cost more (when it was new), but you are just a poser that likely can't afford anything more costly than a base H3.

I find it funny that you wondered how I knew what you could afford, then in your next sentence you assume you know what I can afford. No, I wasn't raped by any financial institution for aiding me in my purchase because I paid cash. Being 19 when I purchased my H3, my lack of credit experience wouldn't allow me to receive a good rate. Me being the smart auto buyer, I took money I was currently earning less than the auto loan rate on and made my purchase and finance something else that I can get a good rate on to build credit. Now you probably have much more credit experience than me, which means you would've gotten a much better rate unless you messed your credit up bad, so if you didn't finance as you implied that would just be stupid, no?

Yeah... making fun of you...got a problem with that? :giggling: Not in high school, but next best thing.. college. :beerchug: And I operate my company out of my home so I have a ton of time just to make fun of you. :D

Again...you think you know my financial status. :giggling: Sure, I have debt... I bought a house, my money is earning more than the interest rate on my home loan...it would be stupid to not have debt.

And no, your reponses are lacking because you finally realized you are a moron. There are more people here that dislike you than like you, I apologize if my "no one likes you" comment was not 100% accurate...I'll have to start a poll.

Yet again you assume H3 owners will never be able to "jump the fence to excellence" and purchase an H2. You think you'd get over that as it was well proven to you that the H2 isn't some untouchable vehicle for H3 owners.... We all could've purchased a used 04 H2 and be just like you, couldn't we? :confused: ... Cheap version of the real thing...haha ok, I hope you never find out that there was an H before the H2...moron. :giggling:

[lotus4s]

My statements still stand. H3 Hummer's were a way to boost revenue to a declining sales record. It allowed those who will be forever incapable of jumping the fence to excellence; feel as if they can play with the Big Boys. Remember this, as you Fred Flintstone your way along the life's highway in your cheap version of the real thing, that indeed, you are taking a knife to a gunfight.

Didn't I hear the H1 guys saying the same thing about the H2's a while back..........:twak:

[HummBebe]

Didn't I hear the H1 guys saying the same thing about the H2's a while back..........:twak:

I think you're right, except most have them have gotten over it already:rolleyes:

[HummerNewbie]

Sounds to me that somebody is extremely butt hurt that the H3 is so capable and popular :rolleyes: :giggling:

[blindzebra]

i have to laugh at you tex. As said by you we're bring a knife to a gun fight, but I simply see it differently. A slightly more accurate way to see it is you're shooting a slightly bigger revolver and we're shooting a slightly smaller semi auto. You see, they both have the target in their sights, but they do it a little differently. As far as taking "The hit", I agree with you that "Financially" it's the smartest move. However like anything used, it is a gamble. You do not know what the previous owner did to it. There and plus' and minus' to every side. Addressing the style and look of all the Hummers, everyone has their preferences. It's like art; no different. Now addressing the manufacturer. I really don't see your point in bringing it up. Does it matter that am general doesn't assemble the H2's in the original plant? I don't believe so, but then again, maybe you do. They're both just factories. They both use the same robots to build the trucks. (Yes ONLY the H1s and HMMWVs are hand assembled) As far as personal cuts, it's just getting stupid. Maybe it's because I referee professional ice hockey and I see grown men acting like 6 year old kids sometimes, that this conversation about "Trucks" that got personal instead of technical has stuck me so funny. Yes the H2 is very capable. Yes the H3 is very capable. Can the H2 do somethings an H3 can't? Yes of course. Can the H3 do somethings the H2 can't? Yes of course. Does everyone have fun in their HUMMER? If you don't go buy an Escalade!!!!!! Embrace the diversity. Broaden yourself and be better for it. Don't simply be narrow minded. It's much to easy.

[Agriv8r]

Let's try a bit of honesty, shall we? May I first say, after arduously working my way through your impossible syntax, and numerous grammatical errors, I have whittled your post down to hopefully finding the point. I must ask, while laughing at your lack of common sense, how could you possible know what I can afford? You are sadly oblivious to a bounty of facts, so I will do my best to educate your dysfunctional fact finding feeble brain. Intelligent automobile buyers always buy after market, because they allow fools like you to "take the hit" as we call it. If you need a financial group who will rape the dollars right out of your pocket to aid in your purchase, it's of no consequence to me.

Making fun of me? Are you in high school or just sitting around counting pores with pubic hairs popping up? You make statements so blatantly erroneous as ?no one likes", not understanding that you are attempting to bolster your childish angst with an invisible army of " many". If you have an opinion in future, try with great courage, to allow that opinion to be yours. Have you not the courage of your own convictions, it would be prudent to remain silent, less you look the fool? Oh, and enthusiastic is spelled incorrectly in your post. Point of order, if you are attempting to appear intelligent, get the spelling down properly, as was a point made to me ad nauseum.

Your egotistical arrogance in saying " I'll let you apologize" bespeaks the mind of a brainless, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing Neanderthal, who assumes the entire world lives in that same horrible cramped cubical you call a world. There are actually people who work, save money, and don't have debt, unlike you, who live paycheck to paycheck, and knowing full well that the light at the end of their fantasy tunnel is an on-coming train.

Not that it needs defending, but my lack of response simply lies in the fact, that I've used up my entire year's supply of " Chimp Chat" and can no longer reply to the likes of you. This one last post was a pay back to next years allotment.

My statements still stand. H3 Hummer's were a way to boost revenue to a declining sales record. It allowed those who will be forever incapable of jumping the fence to excellence; feel as if they can play with the Big Boys. Remember this, as you Fred Flintstone your way along the life's highway in your cheap version of the real thing, that indeed, you are taking a knife to a gunfight.


WOW! sory iff i spel this rong, butt u suk. actaully i lied, i am not sorry if it was spelled wrong, but you do suck. hahaha

[31_bandits]

H3s are cool
H2s are (just personal opinion) the coolest thing ever put on wheels
probably many or most H3 or H2 drivers would trade even-up for a good condition H1, regardless of what they say.

This thread sounds like both the H1 forum back during the H2-tantrum days, and the jeep forums. My pants are unbuttoned.

and ultimately, unbuttoned pants make more sense than hummer owners griping at each other.

[Tex_h2]

Understanding facts is not most poster's on this site's first line of defense against rampant stupidity, is it ? Have you ever heard of " warranties"? I hate having to educate people, when they profess to be seasoned automobile buyers. Ignorance is showing in everything most write. There are warranties that go with a car, and now extended warranties. The " Lemon Law" (look it up, I'm not doing all your homework for you) , was NOT created for used autos, but rather for NEW autos, brand spanking and new off the lot, that fall apart, never run, and become garden flower pots for unsuspecting suckers who believe a new car is perfect and protected by the dealer. What a crock, buyer beware, is the credo for those crooks. My point in the beginning of this post, was to ask a simple question, but the vile confrontational nonsense that has been fired at me , requires me to fire right back with factual information. I understand AM General creating the H3 to keep their business afloat in an economy that is sinking, but why does truth have to be met with rancor . I am shocked at the grown men slamming insults at me for a simple question, and then being shocked when I return the turds they are lobbing over the fence at me. It's now a Catch 22 situation, where if I don't reply I've " run out of enthusiasm" and if I do reply the parade of idiots keep marching past my posts. I have nothing to embrace or learn from people who have the insight of a gnat. [/B][/SIZE]

[Tex_h2]

I'm sorry, but discussing adult topics with a mere boy is a gross waste of my time. There is nothing you can tell a 19 year old , because it's a proven fact, they know everything. Your post is filled with childish icons, that would make a six year old blush, and if you are truly in some community college, let's hope the education system does not fail you once again. Now off you run and play in that house you bought, the Hummer you own, that castle you covet, that palace you prefer, that abode you adore, the plane you fly, the model you date , the island you own or the pure unadulterated egotistical manure you spread. Isn't there a hamburger in your life that needs flipping?

[HummBebe]

:lame:


Lets do another poll on who's AE this is:giggling:

I'm voting DRTYFN:giggling:

[HummerNewbie]

Reading this last two posts of yours (like pretty much all of them) were a complete waste of my time. Don't run around talking about how you just asked a simple question and got attacked for no reason. You came in to the section with no intention other than to stir sh!t up. Apparently life is really boring and you have nothing better to do. It can be entertaining but only when if your comebacks are worth a damn. Why don't you answer this, which are you, an AE or Troll? We know you are one or the other, which is it? :rolleyes:

[HummerNewbie]

Lets do another poll on who's AE this is:giggling:


Do, do now :excited: :D

[HummBebe]

HEY LOOK!!!


We have two new emoticons!!!

:dancingbanana:

:lame:

[The Green Lantern]

:lame:


Lets do another poll on who's AE this is:giggling:

I'm voting DRTYFN:giggling:


:yawn: :yawn:

[Wisha Haddan H3]

Well, I for one appreciate tex_h2's insight on life, the universe and everything. Bigger is always better, hands down every time. After all, only an idiot would order a regular size meal when they can super-size it.

Now that I've seen the error of my ways, I'm taking back my H3 and getting an H2. It doesn't meet my needs cause it doesn't fit in my garage, I don't really need the room, I don't have anything to tow, and it doesn't fit down some of the trails I run. But what the hell ... it's bigger!!!

You H3ers suck cause you drive a fuel efficient SUV that goes everywhere in style and perfectly fits your lifestyle and needs. You should all be more like me and tex_h2. I'm going to throw out all the clothes that fit me and super-size them too ... cause they're BIGGER !!!!

Woo-hoo, I'm styling now. My clothes, shoes, car and house don't fit, but I'm so much more important than the rest of you I can hardly stand it!!! I'm an intellectually superior, bargain-hunting a$$hole that can't spell, and you're all a bunch of idiots with no reason to live who wish you were me!

yeah right:lame:

[Wisha Haddan H3]

All 3 hummers are awesome. If the H2 fits your needs and lifestyle, that's great. I test-drove the H2 and loved it, but I don't need one. The H3 fits my lifestyle, and I'm more than happy with it.

I doubt you're an AE. But AE or not, you post like a troll and that makes you one in my book. If you had any class, self-respect, or common courtesy, you wouldn't have come here with your snide comments, baseless insults and pseudo-intellectual superiority.

Go back to your cave ... I think we're about tired of feeding you.

[Steve - SanJose]

Lame, OT and wtf for sure...

S.

[blindzebra]

Jesus 3ers. Don't say a damm thing to this. Haven't you said enough. We all know what our rigs can do; just the same as any other Hummer owner knows what their rig can do. Let the simple bigot lay in his mental incompetence and lack of openness. Seriously, some people just want to stir shtt instead of actually strategically conversing. Leave him alone. He'll soon get tired of saying nonsense to himself.

[dеiтайожни]

I'm sorry, but discussing adult topics with a mere boy is a gross waste of my time. There is nothing you can tell a 19 year old , because it's a proven fact, they know everything...

OK...play the age card. You must be desperate to find a way out of this bad situation you have gotten yourself into. :lame:

I agree though, 19 year olds are ****ing know-it-alls. Good thing I'm 20. ;) I may be younger than you, but at least I've realized the advantages of learning and taking advice from the intelligent members of this board unlike yourself. You are just embarrassing the **** out of yourself.

This may be a catch-22 in your mind, but you got yourself into it, learn to take responsibility for your own actions. Weigh your options and think real hard about what to do next, think you can do that?

As for the rest of your posts... :lame:

[dеiтайожни]

All 3 hummers are awesome.

That's what I'm sayin'!

Leave him alone. He'll soon get tired of saying nonsense to himself.

Can we please have just a little more fun making him squirm first? :giggling:

[H3slate]

Originally Posted by Tex_h2
Very Nice,

I love my H2, but nothing compares to the size, look and just the "AH" of a H1.....

Especially a Black H1

:crying::OWNED:

[h2co-pilot]

:lame:


Lets do another poll on who's AE this is:giggling:

I'm voting DRTYFN:giggling:

I'm thinking PhilD.;)

Don't let this crap get to you, you guys.

I rode along in an H3 or two and I think they are great. Heavy- which most misconstrue as lack of power and pretty sweet lookin. Now, don't get me wrong- I would make love to the H2 if I could and prefer it to an H3 for wheeling but that is just me. Tis all about preference- I like em big- uh huh- I'm not ashamed- big like a pickle.....

But this thread makes me want to go over and troll a Honda forum and bash those civic Mfers for not getting an accord.:giggling:

[31_bandits]

I'm thinking PhilD.;)

Don't let this crap get to you, you guys.

I rode along in an H3 or two and I think they are great. Heavy- which most misconstrue as lack of power and pretty sweet lookin. Now, don't get me wrong- I would make love to the H2 if I could and prefer it to an H3 for wheeling but that is just me. Tis all about preference- I like em big- uh huh- I'm not ashamed- big like a pickle.....

But this thread makes me want to go over and troll a Honda forum and bash those civic Mfers for not getting an accord.:giggling:

lol


guys, H3s are awesome, but to go all prius and start a fuel efficiency war between a truck that gets 12 avg -vs- 16ish(?) is a bit like Roseanne Barr calling Rosie O'Donnell chubby. :giggling:

[The Green Lantern]

:) I don't want to piss anyone off, but I'm curious why those out there like the H3, I mean its not that bad looking, but no way can it compare itself to a H1 or H2.

So, without coming across as an azz.

Why did you buy an H3?






Well, the alternatives were not very glamorous.

I got exactly what I wanted - GREEN H3.

The green was the only one I wanted. If I couldn't have exactly what I wanted, which was the green H3, I would have absolutely nothing because to me nothing always seemed more important than a false something or something that I didn't really want.



:popcorn:

[meathook]

Ok i just read the entire thread,iam the owner of a H3 & H2 and furthermore just purchased a over priced toyota prius,i just want to say iam not feelin any luv in here,cant we all jus get along ??

[The Green Lantern]

Ok i just read the entire thread,iam the owner of a H3 & H2 and furthermore just purchased a over priced toyota prius,i just want to say iam not feelin any luv in here,cant we all jus get along ??

Hi, congrats on the Prius. :beerchug:

[meathook]

thanks................

[H3.007]

Hi,

My name is Chris and I am a recovering yuppie SUV fanatic. I love puppies, daisies, and pretty goldfish. I really love single Mom's and H3s - they are both fun to drive and make me feel "BIG". :giggling: I guess I am addicted as I continue to drive both as I speak...

I have a brain and the career to have bought an H2 but chose the H3 based on utility and apperance. But I grew up in Pennsylvania - or Pennsyltucky - so I guess I really don't understand the concept of "big", the workings of the rest of the universe, or which side of my underwear is front versus rear even though I have three college degrees (one terminal). I am still trying to decide if my Ph.D diploma is worth more as a purty wall hanging or toilet paper. In fact, I just can not sound out the names of them dar' fancy foods like "escargo" and "tiramsu" so I'll just take them yonder beers and fixins and be sure to belch after an hour to indicate my contentment. And I'll try to remember to wipe when the time comes....

As I am 14 years older than the pre-requisite age of 19 for knowing and doing all, I guess my sell-by-date had long passed and senility has obviously settled in..... as stale goods are so passe, I think I'll zip my loc' now....

So I'll go and drive my H3, along with my two other "garage rods" that I earned on my pittance of a salary - some even while a po' white boy college student wannabe. I shall persevere in my contentment with a "small" lifestyle, all the while enjoying the giggles of glee from my single-mom paramour's daughter as I drive over curbs, stumps, Barney, Spongebob, and the occassional loud mouth, pot-hole filler shipped in from the land of the all-knowing, formerly the state of Texas, as I take my gals fishing.

Did I mention I have Russian heritage?

Yins take care now. :fdance:

:jump::jump::jump:

[NEOCON1]

Hi,

My name is Chris and I am a recovering yuppie SUV fanatic. I love puppies, daisies, and pretty goldfish. I really love single Mom's and H3s - they are both fun to drive and make me feel "BIG". :giggling: I guess I am addicted as I continue to drive both as I speak...

I have a brain and the career to have bought an H2 but chose the H3 based on utility and apperance. But I grew up in Pennsylvania - or Pennsyltucky - so I guess I really don't understand the concept of "big", the workings of the rest of the universe, or which side of my underwear is front versus rear even though I have three college degrees (one terminal). I am still trying to decide if my Ph.D diploma is worth more as a purty wall hanging or toilet paper. In fact, I just can not sound out the names of them dar' fancy foods like "escargo" and "tiramsu" so I'll just take them yonder beers and fixins and be sure to belch after an hour to indicate my contentment. And I'll try to remember to wipe when the time comes....

As I am 14 years older than the pre-requisite age of 19 for knowing and doing all, I guess my sell-by-date had long passed and senility has obviously settled in..... as stale goods are so passe, I think I'll zip my loc' now....

So I'll go and drive my H3, along with my two other "garage rods" that I earned on my pittance of a salary - some even while a po' white boy college student wannabe. I shall persevere in my contentment with a "small" lifestyle, all the while enjoying the giggles of glee from my single-mom paramour's daughter as I drive over curbs, stumps, Barney, Spongebob, and the occassional loud mouth, pot-hole filler shipped in from the land of the all-knowing, formerly the state of Texas, as I take my gals fishing.

Did I mention I have Russian heritage?

Yins take care now. :fdance:

:jump::jump::jump:



LOL , yep sucks to be poor ;) we had to move to MOAB :giggling:

[Tex_h2]

Hi,

My name is Chris and I am a recovering yuppie SUV fanatic. I love puppies, daisies, and pretty goldfish. I really love single Mom's and H3s - they are both fun to drive and make me feel "BIG". :giggling: I guess I am addicted as I continue to drive both as I speak...

I have a brain and the career to have bought an H2 but chose the H3 based on utility and apperance. But I grew up in Pennsylvania - or Pennsyltucky - so I guess I really don't understand the concept of "big", the workings of the rest of the universe, or which side of my underwear is front versus rear even though I have three college degrees (one terminal). I am still trying to decide if my Ph.D diploma is worth more as a purty wall hanging or toilet paper. In fact, I just can not sound out the names of them dar' fancy foods like "escargo" and "tiramsu" so I'll just take them yonder beers and fixins and be sure to belch after an hour to indicate my contentment. And I'll try to remember to wipe when the time comes....

As I am 14 years older than the pre-requisite age of 19 for knowing and doing all, I guess my sell-by-date had long passed and senility has obviously settled in..... as stale goods are so passe, I think I'll zip my loc' now....

So I'll go and drive my H3, along with my two other "garage rods" that I earned on my pittance of a salary - some even while a po' white boy college student wannabe. I shall persevere in my contentment with a "small" lifestyle, all the while enjoying the giggles of glee from my single-mom paramour's daughter as I drive over curbs, stumps, Barney, Spongebob, and the occassional loud mouth, pot-hole filler shipped in from the land of the all-knowing, formerly the state of Texas, as I take my gals fishing.

Did I mention I have Russian heritage?

Yins take care now. :fdance:

:jump::jump::jump:


All that aside, you still drive a H3............
:lame:

[NEOCON1]

trolling, trolling, trolling...


:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:



:twak:

[dеiтайожни]

All that aside, you still drive a H3............
:lame:

An H3 worth twice as much as your H2. :giggling:

You know all those high school kids who think they are cool, rich and have status because they drive a Mercedes, an '84 w/500k miles.... well you're the equivalent in the Hummer world. :twak:

[NEOCON1]

An H3 worth twice as much as your H2. :giggling:

You know all those high school kids who think they are cool, rich and have status because they drive a Mercedes, an '84 w/500k miles.... well you're the equivalent in the Hummer world. :twak:


:perfect10s: :perfect10s:

[Steve - SanJose]

An H3 worth twice as much as your H2. :giggling:

You know all those high school kids who think they are cool, rich and have status because they drive a Mercedes, an '84 w/500k miles.... well you're the equivalent in the Hummer world. :twak:

Yep, state of the Hummer art H3 versus EOL H2. But at least they are both Hummers!:p

[jdrew]

All that aside, you still drive a H3............
:lame:

You have been on this earth for 31 years and that was the best comeback you could come up with?

-10 points


2004 Blk Lux w/Nav, w/some bling and Jet Stage I chip. More Mod's to come.....

A 3 year old high mileage H2... I'm impressed.

[MarineHawk]

Okay, asside from all the pissing contests, does anyone seriously disagree with the following, and even assuming that you were going to keep your vehicle for a long time and did not care one bit about it's resale/trade in value, and assuimg that you plan on wheeling your rig a fair amount:

More than 80% of H2 owners would trade their H2 for an H1 from the same year with similar mileage; same color; etc ... (I say only 80% because the the H2 is actually a better daily driver).

More than 98% of H3 owners would trade for an H1 under the same deal.

At least 95% of H3 owners would swap for an H2.

If it didn't cost more, the vast majority of us would upgrade to the lower-numbered, higher costing, more capable model.

I actually like the H3, and am considering getting one for wifey, but I was actualy stunned that the H3 is, IMO, far less stable going around turns on off ramps than the H2. Probably just because the H2 is wider, etc... For the vast majority of people, who are not tight on gas money, the H2 is better at just about everything. Now, if I was going to want/need to go through some pretty tight trails often, I might opt for the H3. For example, I'd probably feel more comfortable going up/down Webster Pass and Radical Hill (in CO) with an H3. That's an advantage in that situation. But, come on, I wouldn't seriously tell and H1 guy, that I can go more places than he can. I have an H2 because I didn't want to spend the extra $60K, not because it so much better than an H1.

[NEOCON1]

yea they just want to flop over on them on-ramps :giggling: :giggling:

[MarineHawk]

yea they just want to flop over on them on-ramps :giggling: :giggling:

No, but I assumed for some reason that the H3 would handle better than the H2 on the highway. After driving both, I'd much much prefer to make a high-speed evasive manuever in the heavier H2. Wasn't expecting that.

The H3 is way better than at least five of the seven vehicles I've owned. And I could not have afforded one only five or six years ago, even if they had existed. If they had, and I had bought one, I would have been very happy with it, and I'm considering getting one now for my wife, because we don't need another $60K vehicle, but I wouldn't pretent I wouldn't make an even trade for an H2 or H1. If someone offered me an H1 Alpha right now in the same condition as my H2, I'd take it in a heartbeat. Just being honest.

[ChiHummer3]

After driving both, I'd much much prefer to make a high-speed evasive manuever in the heavier H2.

Who you got chasing ya man?????? :cool:

[NEOCON1]

Who you got chasing ya man?????? :cool:

a bunch of H3's ???????????? :giggling: :giggling:

[ChiHummer3]

:jump:

[RuggedH2]

MarineHawk

There are some obvious advantages to the H2 over the H3. That's why I just bought one. The H3 does have some advantages over the H2 also.

Like you just mentioned tight trails is one of them, I took my new H2 up the hill from my house and was climbing the trails in less than 5 minutes from where I live.

These trails are tight and lined with scrub oak (stiff thick branches), the trails climb to the tops of the mountains here and are very twisty and steep with loose gravel and rock. I found the extra weight of the H2 was digging in the loose soil far more than my H3 did on the same trails. The H2 had to work much harder to overcome it's own weight and dug holes with all four wheels. The branches were scraping my paint up and down both sides of the rig and there was no way to avoid it. The H2 could not make the tight turns nearly as easily as the H3 and I dragged the rig through brush much more than the H3 in spite of having to make two and three point tight turns. The H3 would go right through barely touching brush.

I still prefer the H2 and am glad I was able to get one. I am looking forward to learning to drive THIS rig better. I'm sure there is a learning curve to each vehicle. I have 5 in my family and the H2 fits all of us much better and more comfortably. The H2 is more pleasurable to drive for me.

I really don't see this as a competition though. Money is a factor, and both vehicles do well in their different price classes. If you want to off road a vehicle and you aren't going to build your own, ANY Hummer is tough to beat.

[MUD4ME]

I went from an H2 to an H3. My reason? Gas prices, simple. I can afford gas just fine but just because you CAN afford it does not mean you LIKE it. I drive alot and was tried of wasting money is all. I have rigged out my H3 and love it. In time I will prob. look at the H3 Alpha as a trade up. But I do not have KIDS, so I don't need that much room either. :dancingbanana:

[marin8703]

some of you guys are a joke, i hope you know who i mean

[Sewie]

Okay, asside from all the pissing contests, does anyone seriously disagree with the following, and even assuming that you were going to keep your vehicle for a long time and did not care one bit about it's resale/trade in value, and assuimg that you plan on wheeling your rig a fair amount:

More than 80% of H2 owners would trade their H2 for an H1 from the same year with similar mileage; same color; etc ... (I say only 80% because the the H2 is actually a better daily driver).

More than 98% of H3 owners would trade for an H1 under the same deal.

At least 95% of H3 owners would swap for an H2.

If it didn't cost more, the vast majority of us would upgrade to the lower-numbered, higher costing, more capable model.


Yes, I disagree with your statement and you pulled those numbers out of your ass. Why do H1/H2 owners always assume cost was the reason for purchasing an H3 instead of an H1/H2? :yawn:

I think they're all great trucks but I just don't like having a fullsize truck for a DD. It's impractical and a PITA where I live. My last truck was a midsize also. It's just what I prefer. So apparently I fit in that 2% and 5% that wouldn't trade their H3 in for either other model.

[Demo]

yea they just want to flop over on them on-ramps :giggling: :giggling:

That was freaking halarious LMAO :beerchug: :beerchug:

Can't you just visualize an H3 just flopping over while an H2 goes around it.:giggling:

Neo is teh funny

[Demo]

If it weren't for my kids, dogs, and wifey, I would still have my H3. It was much more practical for offroading and daily driving in my opionion. My h2 is great but I will always miss my H3.:grouphug:

[KenP]

The moment I sat in an H3 I knew I couldn't drive one. I've had full size trucks since the late '80's and the size was too small for me. It's just what I was used to, plain and simple.

The 3 is a great truck for it's size, capabilities and price point. Afterall, GM built it for those reasons.

[jmsspratlin]

The moment I sat in an H3 I knew Iit was a woman's truck. I've had a REAL truck since the late '80's and the size was too small for me. It's just that I hate to be looked at as a fag when I drive around town, plain and simple.

The 3 is a great truck for females, fags and trannys. Afterall, GM built it for those type people.



VERY WELL SAID! I have to say........:iagree: :perfect10s:

[NEOCON1]

The moment I sat in an H3 I knew I couldn't drive one. I've had full size trucks since the late '80's and the size was too small for me. It's just what I was used to, plain and simple.

The 3 is a great truck for it's size, capabilities and price point. Afterall, GM built it for those reasons.

your freakin 7 feet tall :D :D

[NEOCON1]

VERY WELL SAID! I have to say........:iagree: :perfect10s:



if you have to be an azz to everyone you should keep it in off topic :twak:

[BigPoppa1411]

VERY WELL SAID! I have to say........:iagree: :perfect10s:
:yawn: :lame:

[stagger_lee]

And Hummer cologne wearin nurses drive H2s. :giggling: More room for your groceries and soccer balls, huh? Why dont you try wheelin for once instead runnin your mouth all the time or go be an ass with your boyfriends in the H2 forum. :violin: How the love for all vehicles and their individual capabilities...Douche.

[Steve - SanJose]

f*ck this thread, it's going downhill fast:giggling:

[stagger_lee]

Thanks to nurse nancy and the few H2 guys that come here just to bust balls. I like your rigs, I hate you. :fdance: :giggling:

[algy]

I like the H2, they stand out on the road which helps me identify where the woman drivers are so I can avoid them,.. that is until they are parked safely in a lot, that's when I move in on the soccer mom and use the spacious interior of the H2 to commence in consensual mounting. Regardless, we're all being taken over by soccer moms! Wahoo!

Interesting report:

During the first couple years of production 95 percent of the owners of the Hummer H1 were men, while 27% of Hummer H2 buyers were women.
Now, take a look at how the numbers have changed since the introduction of the Hummer H3... Early on, 42% of Hummer H3 buyers were women. More recently however, Hummer officials have stated that "women are buying 40 percent of Hummer H2 models and half of Hummer H3 models."

[Spuds]

The moment I sat in an H3 I knew I couldn't drive one. I've had full size trucks since the late '80's and the size was too small for me. It's just what I was used to, plain and simple.

The 3 is a great truck for it's size, capabilities and price point. Afterall, GM built it for those reasons.

your freakin 7 feet tall :D :D

.....or 4 feet wide....:giggling:

[jmsspratlin]

And Hummer cologne wearin nurses drive H2s. :giggling: More room for your groceries and soccer balls, huh? Why dont you try wheelin for once instead runnin your mouth all the time or go be an ass with your boyfriends in the H2 forum. :violin: How the love for all vehicles and their individual capabilities...Douche.



Yeah, and I'm the one that's gay? You have the fking village people as an avatar. Hippie:twak:

[Wisha Haddan H3]

Yes, I disagree with your statement and you pulled those numbers out of your ass. Why do H1/H2 owners always assume cost was the reason for purchasing an H3 instead of an H1/H2? :yawn:

I think they're all great trucks but I just don't like having a fullsize truck for a DD. It's impractical and a PITA where I live. My last truck was a midsize also. It's just what I prefer. So apparently I fit in that 2% and 5% that wouldn't trade their H3 in for either other model.
x2

We've had this debate before, and this "My hummer can beat up your hummer" crap is stupid.

My H3 is superior for my needs, and I'm sure your H1 or H2 is superior for your needs. Who cares? If you feel that threatened by someone driving a truck with the wrong number, you need therapy. :violin:

[HummBebe]

The next 3bie that replies to this thread is going on my sh1t list:fdance: :fdance: :fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

[Steve - SanJose]

I like Pepsi (versus Coke).

[stagger_lee]

reply :giggling:

[Steve - SanJose]

Yes, I disagree with your statement and you pulled those numbers out of your ass. Why do H1/H2 owners always assume cost was the reason for purchasing an H3 instead of an H1/H2? :yawn:

I think they're all great trucks but I just don't like having a fullsize truck for a DD. It's impractical and a PITA where I live. My last truck was a midsize also. It's just what I prefer. So apparently I fit in that 2% and 5% that wouldn't trade their H3 in for either other model.

:iagree: In fact the only GM product that got my interest in 2005 was the H3. Right sized for my needs.

[lance-n]

i really don't want to be on your sh*t list! :dancingbanana:

[Steve - SanJose]

i really don't want to be on your sh*t list! :dancingbanana:

too late, you just did it...:D

[lance-n]

nah, she likes me...
:beerchug:

[Steve - SanJose]

nah, she likes me...
:beerchug:

Not after what you did:(

[trailerpup]

Son of a bitch must pay! - Jack Burton :twak:

[K9sH3]

Finally! Someone who might appreciate my new gucci paint job on my wheeling machine. Let me know what you think.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2188/guccih3ah2.gif

Does that come in white?

[K9sH3]

That just took me a 1/2 hour to read, Damn how did I miss all this when I had the 3?

At least I am still rockin a GM product..

And Shiat "D" your funny as hell. Now get back to your animal kingdom. Oh yeah I got you a baby gator, he is living at the park right now.

:beerchug: