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Captain of the Titanic
08-25-2006, 12:11 AM
Alas my friends, The Titanic is no longer. State Farm just called and totalled it (See "The sinking of the Titanic"). I was lucky enough to come out in decent financial shape since it was so new (6 weeks old). It was hard to pick up my stuff that was still in it knowing it was going to be salvaged.

My advice:

1. Do as I say, not as I do.

2. Stay away from water. If it's deeper than 20", don't put your beloved
Hummer through it.

3. Make sure you have good insurance.

4. Buy good off road tires (I suggest Pro Comp Xterrains). The stock tires
did not fare well in the mud next to the aforementioned pond of death.

Alas, I will be dealing with the blingers in the future. I ended up buying a used 2006 H2 for a good deal and went to the dark side. I must admit, I think the H3 group is much more off-road minded that the H2 set. I think if I read the word "bling" in a posting one more time, I'm gonna puke.

I will still pop in from time to time to get a breath of fresh (read: bling-free) air!

-The Captain.

fourfourto
08-25-2006, 12:25 AM
Now you can buy a 2007 :D

Steve - SanJose
08-25-2006, 12:41 AM
Or a submarine:) ...

S.

deserth3
08-25-2006, 01:07 AM
Or one of these.:D Sorry to hear about the H3. Enjoy the H2.

Agriv8r
08-25-2006, 01:47 AM
Or one of these.:D Sorry to hear about the H3. Enjoy the H2.

hahahaha

Captain of the Titanic
08-25-2006, 08:24 PM
Very Nice! I loved the submarine comment.

I have taken so much sh*t over this you all cannot imagine.

Of course I deserve it all!

If I was rich, I would lift the d@mn thing 10", put 40-20s on it, weld the doors shut, and put a quick release on the sunroof for emergencies...

Of course, as a buddy said, Maybe just pontoons instead of nerf bars would be better!

-Cappy

BABHUMV
08-26-2006, 02:38 AM
Can I get the UC shields off of it?????:D

Hmmm2
08-26-2006, 03:37 AM
Can I get the UC shields off of it?????:D

ROFLOL! I hope you find one, BABHUMV. ;)

blindzebra
08-26-2006, 06:12 AM
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????

blindzebra
08-26-2006, 06:13 AM
:iagree: :OWNED:

NEOCON1
08-26-2006, 06:25 AM
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????


LMAO :OWNED: :p wait till he tries it with the 2 and it sinks all the way :p

Hmmm2
08-26-2006, 07:34 AM
LMAO :OWNED: :p wait till he tries it with the 2 and it sinks all the way :p
I still don't think he gets it.:giggling:

Agriv8r
08-26-2006, 03:11 PM
so we have the sequel to look forward too?

wpage
08-26-2006, 03:41 PM
Achilli Lauro?

fourfourto
08-26-2006, 08:14 PM
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????


:giggling: Ah Oh! :shhh: Waiting for pics :D

HummBebe
08-26-2006, 08:17 PM
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????

Correct!

CrisB
08-27-2006, 12:58 AM
:giggling: PICTURES! Please!!!!
Love a good swampin' story, but it has to be accompanied by pics.

Tex_h2
08-27-2006, 07:29 PM
Isn't the H2 rated for 4 inches less water than the H3?????


This is the second time I've read this comment. Are you trying to say something?

HummBebe
08-27-2006, 08:00 PM
Don't be a hater Tex:rolleyes:

Sewie
08-28-2006, 12:53 AM
This is the second time I've read this comment. Are you trying to say something?

Probably that the H3 has a better fording depth than the H2. You stump easy don't you? :rolleyes: ;)