How To Freak Out The Bank Teller At The Drive Up Window

[Viet Nam Vette]

Went to the bank to day to make a deposit. Since it was a business check I went to the far Left hand side along the wall that has the drawer the the teller shoots out.

I have not been there in my 3 as there other drive up sections are old and the air tube carrying system is ancient and low to the ground. I received a letter saying they had up graded to a new higher more SUV/Truck friendly system.

Since I had a Business check I went to the side mentioned above.
Now.....This is my first trip thru this tight maze with the 3. So.....
I pull in and started down the lane towards the teller. There is no left hand curb at the entrance....


However ...the curb comes around from the left the closer you get to the teller window. .....ahhh I didn't notice the 12" High left hand curb untill I smacked into it and shot the 3 up into the air.

Not wanting to look like a smacked ass and stop and back up...I continued down to the teller window and stopped as she pushed out the drawer. At this point I decided to act as if nothing were wrong. I smiled at her and said good morning and undid my seat belt and climbed part way out the window and drooped the check in the drawer.

She took the check and started to process it with a I want-a laugh my ass off but I Can't.... Look on her Face. I looked around to see if any one had noticed that the left side of the 3 was about 2 feet in the air on one side.

There were a few people staring ..but I acted as if nothing was wrong and turned up the monsoon system. the drawer opened and I climbed out and said thank you ...she smiled and pulled the drawer in as I drove down the remaining 15 feet of curb and bounced back to asphault...

That was cool...

:jump:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Went to the bank to day to make a deposit. Since it was a business check I went to the far Left hand side along the wall that has the drawer the the teller shoots out.

I have not been there in my 3 as there other drive up sections are old and the air tube carrying system is ancient and low to the ground. I received a letter saying they had up graded to a new higher more SUV/Truck friendly system.

Since I had a Business check I went to the side mentioned above.
Now.....This is my first trip thru this tight maze with the 3. So.....
I pull in and started down the lane towards the teller. There is no left hand curb at the entrance....


However ...the curb comes around from the left the closer you get to the teller window. .....ahhh I didn't notice the 12" High left hand curb untill I smacked into it and shot the 3 up into the air.

Not wanting to look like a smacked ass and stop and back up...I continued down to the teller window and stopped as she pushed out the drawer. At this point I decided to act as if nothing were wrong. I smiled at her and said good morning and undid my seat belt and climbed part way out the window and drooped the check in the drawer.

She took the check and started to process it with a I want-a laugh my ass off but I Can't.... Look on her Face. I looked around to see if any one had noticed that the left side of the 3 was about 2 feet in the air on one side.

There were a few people staring ..but I acted as if nothing was wrong and turned up the monsoon system. the drawer opened and I climbed out and said thank you ...she smiled and pulled the drawer in as I drove down the remaining 15 feet of curb and bounced back to asphault...

That was cool...

:jump:

You did the correct thing...

Proper Face Saving Technique :beerchug:

[ChiHummer3]

Very smooth, VNV! :giggling:

Never let 'em see you sweat! :beerchug:

[SnakeH2]

Did you break a tie rod?:p

[NEOCON1]

nice , a lil wheelin at the teller window :clapping:

[frenzy1]

drive through bank deposits ??? Only in America... :jump:

Frenzy
Belgium
(where we still walk sometimes...)

[lotus4s]

Did you break a tie rod?:p

No, just busted the front diff....:jump:

[fourfourto]

:clapping: Do it again and take a pic :clapping:

[Viet Nam Vette]

No, just busted the front diff....:jump:

Nah...me got's the ZM-6.. And it just floated down when I hit the asphalt. :dancingbanana:

[Viet Nam Vette]

nice , a lil wheelin at the teller window :clapping:

Next week maybe I'll wheel over the stone landscaping in front of the bank.

I'm starting a new trend..It's called "Urban Wheel-en" After the bank..I got my eye on the Gas company's front 50* sloping front Lawn...

:jump:

[Viet Nam Vette]

:clapping: Do it again and take a pic :clapping:

It's king of Hairy.... Not much clearence from the wall to the 3.. I was lucky I didn't road rash the side and trash the side Mirror.... It I tried to do it on purpose I'd propably take the drawer off the wall ..!!:D

[H3.007]

ROFLMAO

Oooooooooerrrrrr - the mental imagery of the possibilities..... Like high lifting #2's from Wendy's or making the beer distributor load a strategically parked H3 with a forklift......

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:jump::jump::jump:

[fourfourto]

:jump: "Urban Wheel-en":jump:

[Viet Nam Vette]

:jump: "Urban Wheel-en":jump:

Think About it Dude... Skate Boarders do it all the time down railings ...steps ..all natural Urban stuff. Pedal Cycle dudes ride all over that stuff.....Why not sneak your 3 out late at night and climb a few steps or drive up grass-y grades around town..

Fargen -A....:jump:

[wannabeH3]

i actually got out of mine once and then stepped to her window to put my check in there... she stepped away from the window :P

[Steve - SanJose]

somebody had to do it.

[blindzebra]

Right before I left I would have told her that someone might want to come out and help the wiseazz honda driver you just parked on.

[Viet Nam Vette]

I THINK U SHOULD CALL IT..............:lame:


OK LAME..

[Interleukin]

I did the same thing trying to turn into a parking lot when some a-hole was blocking the entrace (as a result of red-light).

However, a cop just happened to be watching me from the parking lot and very quickly administered me a $200 "overtaking on the right" ticket. :lame:

[Viet Nam Vette]

I did the same thing trying to turn into a parking lot when some a-hole was blocking the entrace (as a result of red-light).

However, a cop just happened to be watching me from the parking lot and very quickly administered me a $200 "overtaking on the right" ticket. :lame:

Now that is .:lame:

[stagger_lee]

I got my eye on the Gas company's front 50* sloping front Lawn...


Thats some funny ass stuff. I haven't done anyhting destructive like this since high school, but I think its hillarious and I do find myself constantly looking for obstacles to hit when Im in the H3. We should start posting pics of our endeavors. :giggling:

[Viet Nam Vette]

Thats some funny ass stuff. I haven't done anyhting destructive like this since high school, but I think its hillarious and I do find myself constantly looking for obstacles to hit when Im in the H3. We should start posting pics of our endeavors. :giggling:

I'm Game... I'll start carrying my camera with me...:D

[Steve - SanJose]

Havn't seen a drive up teller since childhood.

[Viet Nam Vette]

Havn't seen a drive up teller since childhood.


You gotta go to the bank... That's where there at ...:jump:

[Steve - SanJose]

You gotta go to the bank... That's where there at ...:jump:

I thnk they all converted to ATMS :D

[3Hummer]

i do this when i pull out of school quite often i hit the curb tying to make the tight turns and go like all on it. I just play it off as if i ment to. Once or twice people have said "dude you hit the curb" im like ya i know i ment to its a Hummer i actually use mine unlike most people that drive them down here.

[Agriv8r]

still need pics for this post...

[phantom2]

I don't get it...what the heck is so funny about someone that can't keep their vehicle on the road.Every time I see someone driving over a curb,I always wonder where they ever got their license.Here in Florida these old people do this all the time.What's next,confusing the brake with the gas and driving through someone's front door.That would really be hilarious,I guess.

[Steve - SanJose]

OT

[Viet Nam Vette]

I don't get it...what the heck is so funny about someone that can't keep their vehicle on the road.Every time I see someone driving over a curb,I always wonder where they ever got their license.Here in Florida these old people do this all the time.What's next,confusing the brake with the gas and driving through someone's front door.That would really be hilarious,I guess.

Have you ever Accidently Bumped a curb or hit one a sharp angle or had a traffic accident..or done something with your car that was due to your driving..??

If there is no one here who has... then I'm the only one plus the poster's who have also admitted to Screwing up.

Judging by your sig.. "We Were Soliders Once" you have to be over 50... you must be one hell of a good driver.:fdance:

[Viet Nam Vette]

OT


Yeah... Fargen "A"

[phantom2]

Have you ever Accidently Bumped a curb or hit one a sharp angle or had a traffic accident..or done something with your car that was due to your driving..??
I've done all those, but I just never thought they were funny at the time. Anyway,anyone who's been to Nam and back has my respect, and if you think it's comical,then so do I.I guess I'm just getting grumpy in my old age.Thanks for your service to our country and "Welcome Home"

[GaryW]

I did the same thing trying to turn into a parking lot when some a-hole was blocking the entrace (as a result of red-light).

However, a cop just happened to be watching me from the parking lot and very quickly administered me a $200 "overtaking on the right" ticket. :lame:

Cops suck... always trying to steal someones fun.

[Steve - SanJose]

yell stickup, expect a trip to jail soon after.

[Viet Nam Vette]

I've done all those, but I just never thought they were funny at the time. Anyway,anyone who's been to Nam and back has my respect, and if you think it's comical,then so do I.I guess I'm just getting grumpy in my old age.Thanks for your service to our country and "Welcome Home"


And Welcome Home to you..:beerchug:

[Agriv8r]

:beerchug:

[Viet Nam Vette]

:beerchug:

Going to the bank today... I'll see if I can get some pic's if the traffic isn't to bad in the bank..

[Viet Nam Vette]

Here yah go Agriv8r ....

Pic's of entrance to the drive up teller.

I pulled in further to the right on an angle.... not as shown and wasn't watching for the curb..

http://www.geocities.com/daulquad/h31a.jpg
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