Comical but messed up!!

[TootsSUT]

Okay America, we got some learning to do here!!

The story formally known as Twas The Night Before Christmas:

Twas the night before a non denominational winter holiday when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
(Don't you dare kill it!!)
The neutral gift sacks were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that a non-specific holiday figure would soon be there.
Children of every race, creed and nationality were resting all snug in their beds
while visions of sugar-free plums danced in their heads
when out on the lawn there rose such a clatter
I got up out of bed to see what was the matter
(and to see who was violating the neighborhood sound level ordinance).
But what to my wondering eyes did appear?
An emissions free vehicle and eight sized challenged reindeer.
'Holiday figure' was so lively and quick.
I knew in a moment it must be, well, holiday figure.
He had a broad but normal face and an advanced sized belly
and he laughed "lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening!!"
(we can't even say "Ho, Ho, Ho" anymore!!)

Heelloooo??? His name is Santie Claus and he cracks deer with a horse whip, breaks in to people's houses, drinks rum and eggnog and looks like Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazard!!! Get over it!!

[TootsSUT]

Okay America, we got some learning to do here!!

The story formally known as Twas The Night Before Christmas:

Twas the night before a non denominational winter holiday when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
(Don't you dare kill it!!)
The neutral gift sacks were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that a non-specific holiday figure would soon be there.
Children of every race, creed and nationality were resting all snug in their beds
while visions of sugar-free plums danced in their heads
when out on the lawn there rose such a clatter
I got up out of bed to see what was the matter
(and to see who was violating the neighborhood sound level ordinance).
But what to my wondering eyes did appear?
An emissions free vehicle and eight sized challenged reindeer.
'Holiday figure' was so lively and quick.
I knew in a moment it must be, well, holiday figure.
He had a broad but normal face and an advanced sized belly
and he laughed "lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening!!"
(we can't even say "Ho, Ho, Ho" anymore!!)

Heelloooo??? His name is Santie Claus and he cracks deer with a horse whip, breaks in to people's houses, drinks rum and eggnog and looks like Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazard!!! Get over it!!

[DennisAJC]

Apperantly you can get away with "Santa`s Booty Call" in some school libraries. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[MovinH2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">(we can't even say "Ho, Ho, Ho" anymore!!) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


So true, and yet so sad.

[h2co-pilot]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land
not a creature was stirring, just yer damn hand.
Jennifer was hung and she didn't care,
but hopes that no one would find it was there.



The members were nestled all snug at their desks,
and visions of good posts danced in their heads.
And Jen in her 'kerchief, with bawls in her lap,
had just settled down for a long forum's nap.



When out on the general section arose a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
Away from the screen I flew like a flash,
it was "Jennifer: the wang carrying troll" posting with panache.

[Dan]

Now that's some funny sh!t right there! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Actually I am totally for this change.

The name should also change to "Twas any Night Before the Holiday Season".

I also have a problem with holiday trees in public places.

If you want a dead tree with lights on it put it in your living room and close the damn drapes.


What right do people have to force thier holiday beliefs at me? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The funny thing is that the tradition of decorating a tree originaly started from pagans in forests running around naked, enjoying nature and once a year they would do this decorating thing (right around winter solstice time?) and than they would all have sex together after. Sort of ironic. It had nothing to do with being Christian. The christians back then decided that looked like fun (excluding the sex part after) and took on the tradition for their own holiday.

Santa Claus came from Germany and also has nothing to do with any specific sort of christian religion. He's just supposed to drop down a chimney somewhere and give goodies to kids for the fun of it. Strange but it puts a smile on kid's faces.

It's when you get in to putting crosses up on public or government land where it gets a little complicated. What private owners want to do with their own little piece of the world is one thing. When a government building pushes a specific religion by decoration is another.

Just my thoughts.

[h2co-pilot]

A friend of mine in highschool did a fascinating piece on the origins of Holiday decoration. It was very interesting.

[Ed G.]

Who gives a flying fu@# what Christmas trees meant to some freeks hundreds of years ago and who gives a rats ass about where the idea for Santa Claus came from. For over 200 years Christmas, with Santa and Jesus, has been an American Tradition. If you don't like it, get the hell out and go back to your great 3rd world country.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land
not a creature was stirring, just yer damn hand.
Jennifer was hung and she didn't care,
but hopes that no one would find it was there.



The members were nestled all snug at their desks,
and visions of good posts danced in their heads.
And Jen in her 'kerchief, with bawls in her lap,
had just settled down for a long forum's nap.



When out on the general section arose a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
Away from the screen I flew like a flash,
it was "Jennifer: the wang carrying troll" posting with panache. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Where's the damn clappity smiley.

I laughed so hard I had to read it twice.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Actually I am totally for this change.

The name should also change to "Twas any Night Before the Holiday Season".

I also have a problem with holiday trees in public places.

If you want a dead tree with lights on it put it in your living room and close the damn drapes.


What right do people have to force thier holiday beliefs at me? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The funny thing is that the tradition of decorating a tree originaly started from pagans in forests running around naked, enjoying nature and once a year they would do this decorating thing (right around winter solstice time?) and than they would all have sex together after. Sort of ironic. It had nothing to do with being Christian. The christians back then decided that looked like fun (excluding the sex part after) and took on the tradition for their own holiday.

Santa Claus came from Germany and also has nothing to do with any specific sort of christian religion. He's just supposed to drop down a chimney somewhere and give goodies to kids for the fun of it. Strange but it puts a smile on kid's faces.

It's when you get in to putting crosses up on public or government land where it gets a little complicated. What private owners want to do with their own little piece of the world is one thing. When a government building pushes a specific religion by decoration is another.

Just my thoughts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You're in Chatsworth? Did you start the fire with your pagan sex dance in the forest.

[TootsSUT]

Whoa! Wait a minute. I think Ed and Paragon misunderstood my post. I was just commenting to Alec's post where he said "What right do people have to force their holiday beliefs at me". I was explaining that the original origins of both decorating a tree and Santa Claus originaly had (past tense) nothing to do with a religion. I thought that it was ironic that it has turned in to a religious symble and now people are upset about it.

Ed, I do like the tradition as is obvious by my original comical (and sarcastic) post. Maybe I wasn't so clear about that when I wrote my second post or maybe you thought I was someone else when you read the post. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Paragon, I'm going to assume (you know what that means and I hope that's not the case! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif) that you were being funny. No fire included with my sex dances. Sorry! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And, no, I'm not a pagan! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Co-Pilot, what was your friend's findings? Seriously, I'm curious!! This kinda stuff intrigues me.

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Alec W:
Actually I am totally for this change.

The name should also change to "Twas any Night Before the Holiday Season".

I also have a problem with holiday trees in public places.

If you want a dead tree with lights on it put it in your living room and close the damn drapes.


What right do people have to force thier holiday beliefs at me? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The funny thing is that the tradition of decorating a tree originaly started from pagans in forests running around naked, enjoying nature and once a year they would do this decorating thing (right around winter solstice time?) and than they would all have sex together after. Sort of ironic. It had nothing to do with being Christian. The christians back then decided that looked like fun (excluding the sex part after) and took on the tradition for their own holiday.

Santa Claus came from Germany and also has nothing to do with any specific sort of christian religion. He's just supposed to drop down a chimney somewhere and give goodies to kids for the fun of it. Strange but it puts a smile on kid's faces.

It's when you get in to putting crosses up on public or government land where it gets a little complicated. What private owners want to do with their own little piece of the world is one thing. When a government building pushes a specific religion by decoration is another.

Just my thoughts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Response to: Lots of words. Did you answer my question? by Alec.

I did but the last paragraph was not very specific. Here ya go! NOBODY!!

I don't mind church goers but I don't like it when they try to talk me in to going to their church to save my soul!!

I don't like it when the government gets in the way per my last paragraph.

I thinks it's fair for someone who owns their own home to decorate it however they want but I don't think it's fair for them to go over to their neighbor's house and decorate it in the same way without permission!!

I like Santa Claus and a decorated tree in my house but I'm not telling you to like them. I promise!!

Is that a better answer? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
Santa Claus came from Germany... Strange but it puts a smile on kid's faces.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I read that most fake Santas are child molesters. I won't let my kids near any of those white bearded freaks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LMAO!!! I just like the one that buys the presents and puts them under the tree!! Oh, I guess that would be me, huh???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

We need more smileys to choose from in this forum!!!

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
Co-Pilot, what was your friend's findings? Seriously, I'm curious!! This kinda stuff intrigues me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sure it does, I just looked up pictures of Wang and he came up. I thought it looked like a school picture.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
don't mind church goers but I don't like it when they try to talk me in to going to their church to save my soul!!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
blasphemy, you will rot in hell IF YOU BELIEVE IN HELL. POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
I don't like it when the government...
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
One nation under god. Whats wrong with that? Jesus H Christ get with the program. HEARD OF SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE?? I THINK I KNOW THE PROGRAM. CHECK THE FEDERALIST PAPERS.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
I thinks it's fair for someone who owns their own home to decorate it however they want
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Agreed, but close the drapes IT'S MY HOUSE. I DON'T HAVE TO AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE PEEKING IN MY WINDOWS ANYWAY, DRAPES OPEN OR CLOSED!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
I like Santa Claus and a decorated tree in my house
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So is it ok to kill trees in the Pac Nor West where the spotted owls live? There nearly extinct you know. I GROW AND CUT MY OWN TREES ON MY OWN PROPERTY. LAST TIME I CHECKED, I DIDN'T SEE ANY SPOTTED OWLS LIVING IN THEM.


I rest my case http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> CASE NEEDS A WORK OUT SO I WOKE IT UP! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TRIED TO PLAY NICE!! JUST DOESN'T WORK YOU GUYS. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
Whoa! Wait a minute. I think Ed and Paragon misunderstood my post. I was just commenting to Alec's post where he said "What right do people have to force their holiday beliefs at me". I was explaining that the original origins of both decorating a tree and Santa Claus originaly had (past tense) nothing to do with a religion. I thought that it was ironic that it has turned in to a religious symble and now people are upset about it.

Ed, I do like the tradition as is obvious by my original comical (and sarcastic) post. Maybe I wasn't so clear about that when I wrote my second post or maybe you thought I was someone else when you read the post. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Paragon, I'm going to assume (you know what that means and I hope that's not the case! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif) that you were being funny. No fire included with my sex dances. Sorry! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And, no, I'm not a pagan! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Co-Pilot, what was your friend's findings? Seriously, I'm curious!! This kinda stuff intrigues me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I really don't consider that 7K acre wildfire funny. Were you driving that black H2 that was caught on TV?

[Ed G.]

How do you figure that Santa is a religous symbol? He is associated with Christmas but most people know that he is the "commercial" part of Christmas. You and your PC idiots need to take a long walk on a short plank. How many people do you know that decorate their neighbors house?

[h2co-pilot]

Because of Santa's commercial aspect, most religions celebrate him for the kids. He is a symbol of the human spirit IMO. The holiday decorations will continue to be part of our spirit no matter the religion, they are just pretty.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


Separation of church and state is mandatory and is clearly stated in the Constitution. Christian symbols continue to be displayed in this country's monuments and federal establishments. However, the values upon which those establishments were built were derived from the fundaments of Christianity. I view them not as a threat to that separation but as a historical display.

I am not a "churchy" person, I am more scientific, but I certainly believe that the values taught by that particular religion among others, are truths for a civilized conglomerated society. So I don't have a problem with any of those displays, or any display for that matter. I am not easily influenced by things of that nature so I don't feel it a threat to my belief system.

PS- Everybody wang-chung tonight.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bondage]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Because of Santa's commercial aspect, most religions celebrate him for the kids. He is a symbol of the human spirit IMO. The holiday decorations will continue to be part of our spirit no matter the religion, they are just pretty.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


Separation of church and state is mandatory and is clearly stated in the Constitution. Christian symbols continue to be displayed in this country's monuments and federal establishments. However, the values upon which those establishments were built were derived from the fundaments of Christianity. I view them not as a threat to that separation but as a historical display.

I am not a "churchy" person, I am more scientific, but I certainly believe that the values taught by that particular religion among others, are truths for a civilized conglomerated society. So I don't have a problem with any of those displays, or any display for that matter. I am not easily influenced by things of that nature so I don't feel it a threat to my belief system.

PS- Everybody wang-chung tonight.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoops....I've been reading this thread and enjoying it. While I appreciated most of your post, CP, you are just plain factually wrong on the Constitution. Sorry! It's not your fault, the liberal PC, non-religious media has convinced you AND MOST OF THE COUNTRY that "seperation of church and state" is mandated in our founding document and it just plain AIN'T! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif The words are not in there, and neither is the sentiment as commonly understood today. Look at the document (the Constitution) on-line or in any major dictionary's reference section. The only constitutional mandate regarding religion is commonly refered to today as the "establishment clause" contained in Article I of the Bill of Rights in which the founding fathers wrote that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." In the few Supreme Court cases, it has been found mostly on the side of the second part of that clause! Allowing a religious display on public property DOES NOT "establish" a national religion. NOT ALLOWING the display, if the majority of citizens desire it, DOES "prohibit the free exercise thereof."

Now, Jennifer was correct to point folks to the Federalist Papers. These incredible documents give legal scholars an insight into the founding fathers "original intent." Upon reading them, it becomes abundantly clear that they NEVER intended to prevent religion from influencing the government. Quite the contrary - they wanted to make certain the government they were creating could not usurp any or all religions in the new nation - think "Church of England" headed by King George!

I usually avoid these touchy posts and threads. This time, I wanted to make sure our adorable CP just had her facts straight.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sean

[Bondage]

Oh, and as a PS.....

Santa Claus. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Morphed into his current state from SAINT NICHOLAS. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Now I've always thought of Saints as religious figures.....but that's just me. I totally agree with much of CP's last post. I have no strong religious beliefs, but I do respect them in others when they are held and lived up to - and I LOVE the Christmas season. F'd up, huh?
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean

[H2Finally]

I'm gonna jump in for some fun here http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

While Santa can be considered a positive tradition (because it at least encourages good behavior from children), that borders on cultural for many Western societies -- it is not religious (because it motivates with materialistic instead of spiritual rewards; akin to 'praying for wealth' http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif).

Many Christians go as far as to consider Santa a tradition which undermines and distracts from the birth of Christ -- resulting in Christmas being the only birthday where everyone except the birthday Boy gets the present & attention...

S A N T A --> scrambled --> S A T A N http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Coincidence? You decide http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[TootsSUT]

Oh my loving god!! I walked out back to my trees last night, a lightning bolt struck 2 feet from me, a majority of people were standing around watching (one of them was from the HOA!) and, a very shy but somewhat noticeable spotted owl was peeking through one of the branches at me!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

OH Alec, you have shown me the light!!!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Where's the barfing smiley face when you need it!

[Bondage]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
I'm gonna jump in for some fun here http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

While Santa can be considered a positive tradition (because it at least encourages good behavior from children), that borders on cultural for many Western societies -- it is not religious (because it motivates with materialistic instead of spiritual rewards; akin to 'praying for wealth' http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif).

Many Christians go as far as to consider Santa a tradition which undermines and distracts from the birth of Christ -- resulting in Christmas being the only birthday where everyone except the birthday Boy gets the present & attention...

S A N T A --> scrambled --> S A T A N http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Coincidence? You decide http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif It's not a coincidence at all! In fact, both Santa (saint) and Satan - the OPPOSITE of a saint, have their roots in ancient Latin and, in a antithetical way, are words dealing with the same subject. You are right - many modern fundamentalist Christians abhore the whole Santa thing. Of course, many Catholics also ignore the golden crosses and fine purple robes which adorn the Vatican and the Pope - while they worship a man who wore sack cloth and was dressed in a purple robe near the time of his execution to HUMILIATE him. Let's not even talk about the radical fundamentalist Islamic community that believes Allah is calling them to suicide and mass murder.....there is enough hypocracy in this world to go around, huh?

I just like seeing little kids smile and giggle when the right jolly old elf comes around once a year.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Sean

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land
not a creature was stirring, just yer damn hand.
Jennifer was hung and she didn't care,
but hopes that no one would find it was there.



The members were nestled all snug at their desks,
and visions of good posts danced in their heads.
And Jen in her 'kerchief, with bawls in her lap,
had just settled down for a long forum's nap.



When out on the general section arose a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
Away from the screen I flew like a flash,
it was "Jennifer: the wang carrying troll" posting with panache. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay, CP, here ya go:

There once was a girl named Jen.
CP swore she had a wang like her Ken!!
Jen said "CP, that's a clit!
You stupid twit!
If YOU had one you'd smile now and then!!"


Please let me add that I agree with your general opinions but you just keep attacking me so you knew I would have to respond eventually in the same appropriate manner!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H3OwnerDiz]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
TRIED TO PLAY NICE!! JUST DOESN'T WORK YOU GUYS. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> H3Lady? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3OwnerDiz:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
TRIED TO PLAY NICE!! JUST DOESN'T WORK YOU GUYS. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> H3Lady? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

H3Lady w/ a Wang.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

And you...you...Double-O-Dickweed http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif, I avoid subjecting myself to liberal media as much as possible. You know what I was saying.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3OwnerDiz:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
TRIED TO PLAY NICE!! JUST DOESN'T WORK YOU GUYS. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> H3Lady? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

H3Lady w/ a Wang.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Iyiyiyiyi!! Okay fine, I give. I have a wang and an H3. However, just so you know, the wang is HUUUGE, takes batteries and vibrates in the most beautiful of ways! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And the H3, well, that would be my handsome 3 year old! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

This was no fun to read.

I was a History and Political Science major, but I'm not going to get into this. I have a hangover.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/throwup.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/party/beerchug.gif

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jennifer:
Oh my loving god!! I walked out back to my trees last night, a lightning bolt struck 2 feet from me, a majority of people were standing around watching (one of them was from the HOA!) and, a very shy but somewhat noticeable spotted owl was peeking through one of the branches at me!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

OH Alec, you have shown me the light!!!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Where's the barfing smiley face when you need it! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I was joking about the whole thing http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I am not even close to being religious and could care less about god, the devil, santa or any of them.

I do believe in the mythical being known as the Supreme Hummer Lord though http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Three words. "I LOVE YOU!!!!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Oh sorry, and, "THANK GOD!!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Alec's got a boyfriend.......

[KenP]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinangelA.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/holiday/noel.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/kisswink.gif Merry Christmas.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Alec's got a boyfriend....... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[KenP]

Eeewwwww, my pic is much better. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

Try it, you could always fire him. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Bondage]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
And you...you...Double-O-Dickweed http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif, I avoid subjecting myself to liberal media as much as possible. You know what I was saying.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DOUBLE-O-DICKWEED??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You are an original. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Yeah, I knew what you were saying - but you CAN'T avoid the all-pervasive lib media and MUST have a good working knowledge of history and the Constitution to avoid BELIEVING their drivel! They repeat the phrase "seperation of church and state" in the same sentence with the words U.S. Constitution so often that in a recent poll, I think it was about 90% of respondants thought the phrase WAS PART of the Constitution!!! Of course, I know you knew better and that was just a typo....
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean
aka oh oh dickweed

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Alec's got a boyfriend....... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!!!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
And you...you...Double-O-Dickweed http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif, I avoid subjecting myself to liberal media as much as possible. You know what I was saying.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DOUBLE-O-DICKWEED??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You are an original. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Yeah, I knew what you were saying - but you CAN'T avoid the all-pervasive lib media and MUST have a good working knowledge of history and the Constitution to avoid BELIEVING their drivel! They repeat the phrase "seperation of church and state" in the same sentence with the words U.S. Constitution so often that in a recent poll, I think it was about 90% of respondants thought the phrase WAS PART of the Constitution!!! Of course, I know you knew better and that was just a typo....
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean
aka oh oh dickweed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

00Seben, http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lynx/yelchinees.gif

Yeah...yeah that's right a typo.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

But stop with this fact crap, I feel like I'm at school. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bondage]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
And you...you...Double-O-Dickweed http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif, I avoid subjecting myself to liberal media as much as possible. You know what I was saying.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DOUBLE-O-DICKWEED??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You are an original. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Yeah, I knew what you were saying - but you CAN'T avoid the all-pervasive lib media and MUST have a good working knowledge of history and the Constitution to avoid BELIEVING their drivel! They repeat the phrase "seperation of church and state" in the same sentence with the words U.S. Constitution so often that in a recent poll, I think it was about 90% of respondants thought the phrase WAS PART of the Constitution!!! Of course, I know you knew better and that was just a typo....
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean
aka oh oh dickweed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

00Seben, http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lynx/yelchinees.gif

Yeah...yeah that's right a typo.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

But stop with this fact crap, I feel like I'm at school. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thus endeth the lesson for today. Sorry. Couldn't resist. Yes, I am an ass. And I do have a wang. A really nice wang. That's a fact. Whoops...sorry!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean