choice question

[off-roader-man]

just curious why you guys decided to spend the money on an h2 instead of a ferrari kit car? After all, the ferrari kit would be based on a fiero (gm piece of crap) and the h2 is based on the tahoe (gm piece of crap), and both make you look like you have money, or at least pretend and trick stupid people who know nothing about cars into thinking h2's are expensive... I think I would look cooler in a fake ferrari than a fake hummer.

[Ghost of Jerry Bransford]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
just curious why you guys decided to spend the money on an h2 instead of a ferrari kit car? After all, the ferrari kit would be based on a fiero (gm piece of crap) and the h2 is based on the tahoe (gm piece of crap), and both make you look like you have money, or at least pretend and trick stupid people who know nothing about cars into thinking h2's are expensive... I think I would look cooler in a fake ferrari than a fake hummer.

The hummer-tahoe is a perfectly fine CAR. Quit bad mouthing it.

[Marcmedic]

I bought mine just so you can waste a few minutes of your pathetic life in an online forum posting the same crap that the rest of the jeep fags do. Now go in the bathroom and wipe the cleveland steamer that your boyfriend left on your chest off, and go earn some money to buy some H2 recovery team stickers by servicing truckers at the truck stop.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
I think I would look cooler on my bigwheel.

Fixed

[off-roader-man]

um. actually I'm sitting at work getting paid while I write tormenting posts to stupid forums like this.

[Marcmedic]

Waiting to mop up a booth at the peep show?

[HummerNewbie]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[off-roader-man]

you're just mad because your kit car breaks whenever you try to drive it to the peep show.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
um. actually I'm sitting at work getting paid while I write tormenting posts to stupid forums like this.

Everyone who feels tormented please post now http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
um. actually I'm sitting at work getting paid while I write tormenting posts to stupid forums like this.

Wheeee.....http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[off-roader-man]

well, you replied to this post didn't you? Sounds like this guy is tormented.

Marcmedic
Hummer Veteran


Posted 08-02-05 08:51 AM
Waiting to mop up a booth at the peep show?

http://www.fuh2.com

[Marcmedic]

Wow, you managed to fund the fuh2 site. You're a smart one. Tormented...no. A little disappointed that you can't come up with anything original...yes.

[HummerNewbie]

Yes I did respond, but no, I am not tormented by your post in any way. Sounds more like you are tormented by your own jealousy or fear of the H2. Guess that's why you are here http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[off-roader-man]

why do I have to be original? Can't I just pound the same crap into your thick skulls and have fun doing it?

[HummerNewbie]

When you start pounding it, just let us know. It would be nice to hear something original though.

[off-roader-man]

Talk about originality: is this the only response you fags have? I could own 3 h2's if I had any reason for an overweight piece of crap. I prefer my sports cars to the shoebox on wheels for 8, and the benz for the family outings. If you people had any class or brains, you wouldn't be driving a GM boat.

Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
Yes I did respond, but no, I am not tormented by your post in any way. Sounds more like you are tormented by your own jealousy or fear of the H2. Guess that's why you are here http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
why do I have to be original? Can't I just pound the same crap into your thick skulls and have fun doing it?

I guess that's fair. You get the crap pounded up your ass.

[Ghost of Jerry Bransford]

Off-roader-man brings teh ghey :fkcar:

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Ghost of Jerry Bransford:
Off-roader-man brings teh ghey :fkcar:
I knew you could do it.

[Ghost of Jerry Bransford]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I knew you could do it.

STFU n00b!!!!!!!!!1

[Marcmedic]

Let's see some pictures of all your cars. "I could own 3 H2's". Give me a break. Haven't heard that one before either. Try again.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
Talk about originality: is this the only response you fags have? I could own 3 h2's if I had any reason for an overweight piece of crap. I prefer my sports cars to the shoebox on wheels for 8, and the benz for the family outings. If you people had any class or brains, you wouldn't be driving a GM boat.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
Yes I did respond, but no, I am not tormented by your post in any way. Sounds more like you are tormented by your own jealousy or fear of the H2. Guess that's why you are here http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So lets just go along with you on the whole I could own 3 if I wanted to thing. Now to the real question, why is the H2 a piece of crap? If you can tell us, please do without the same old opinion based talking points. Try and use some facts, that would be original.

[off-roader-man]

I'm not here to make fun of what you do on the weekends, I'm here to make fun of what you wasted your money on...Do you people actually think that everyone envies you? Do you realize how many people are making fun of you?

Tough...HA! Scared of h2s HA! Amused by the fact that you bought an over-priced pickup truck with no off-road advantage over a golf cart? Hell Yes!

get the crap pounded up your ass.

[HummerNewbie]

Still waiting on the answer http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[KenP]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
I'm not here to make fun of what you do on the weekends, I'm here to make fun of what you wasted your money on...Do you people actually think that everyone envies you? Do you realize how many people are making fun of you?

Tough...HA! Scared of h2s HA! Amused by the fact that you bought an over-priced pickup truck with no off-road advantage over a golf cart? Hell Yes!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">get the crap pounded up your ass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>If you want to think that way, fine. But we CHOSE to spend our money that way. You had NO CHOICE when you bought your little used AMC Pacer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Marcmedic]

Obviously you envy the H2 since you're here. Oh wait, you're here to enlighten us right. You jealousy is obvious. Now go catch the bus you broke douchebag.

[off-roader-man]

so is $40-$50k a lot for a car? Do you realize how cheap that is? Just because you guys had to break the bank and spend your last dime to buy an H2 so you could look like you make money doesn't mean that everyone has to stretch to afford $40-$50k for a car.

On the reasons they suck. I'm sure you've heard them all before, but my reason for poking fun is that they aren't really hummers. They don't have a hummer suspension. They made a $50k hummer for the people who couldn't afford a real one.

So lets just go along with you on the whole I could own 3 if I wanted to thing. Now to the real question, why is the H2 a piece of crap? If you can tell us, please do without the same old opinion based talking points. Try and use some facts, that would be original.

[Marcmedic]

Let's see some pictures of your cars.

[Marcmedic]

Still waiting for something original or at least humorous.

[KenP]

Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Let's see some pictures of your cars. Like that'll happen. Another ZT/Badrap. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I don't remember hearing anyone here talk of breaking the bank. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

This guy's Troll rating is just a 1 out of ten. Not one new thing. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Marcmedic]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
so is $40-$50k a lot for a car? Do you realize how cheap that is? Just because you guys had to break the bank and spend your last dime to buy an H2 so you could look like you make money doesn't mean that everyone has to stretch to afford $40-$50k for a car.

On the reasons they suck. I'm sure you've heard them all before, but my reason for poking fun is that they aren't really hummers. They don't have a hummer suspension. They made a $50k hummer for the people who couldn't afford a real one.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">So lets just go along with you on the whole I could own 3 if I wanted to thing. Now to the real question, why is the H2 a piece of crap? If you can tell us, please do without the same old opinion based talking points. Try and use some facts, that would be original. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You caught me...I'm flat broke. Thank god I can shut the engine off and coast downhill to work...both ways...in the snow...just to save gas.

[HummerNewbie]

It is by no means a real expensive vehicle but it isn't cheap either. Who cares if you can really afford one of not, lets hear the answer. We are waiting for something of worth to come out of you, please don't let us down. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[off-roader-man]

I wouldn't drive one of these things if you gave it to me and paid me. Do you know that the kids have summers off? You must not have kids, or you'd know that, and that's probably because you have no reproductive organs. If you did, you wouldn't have bought an h2 to compensate for it's lack of size.

Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Obviously you envy the H2 since you're here. Oh wait, you're here to enlighten us right. You jealousy is obvious. Now go catch the bus you broke douchebag.

[Ghost of Jerry Bransford]

Off-roader-man:

STFU N00B!!!!!!!!!1

[Marcmedic]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by off-roader-man:
I wouldn't drive one of these things if you gave it to me and paid me. Do you know that the kids have summers off? You must not have kids, or you'd know that, and that's probably because you have no reproductive organs. If you did, you wouldn't have bought an h2 to compensate for it's lack of size.[QUOTE]

So why do you own sports cars then??? Nice one moron.

[HummerNewbie]

Still waiting. Come on, are you going to keep us hanging here? What the hell does catching the bus have to do with kids dip****? And just for your information, I do have kids and they went back to school yesterday so maybe you should check your facts.

[off-roader-man]

I'm not here to prove any points. I'm just here to have fun, and hear your pathetic reasoning for why h2's are "great".

lets hear the answer. We are waiting for something of worth to come out of you, please don't let us down. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[HummerNewbie]

Glad you are having fun because if I wasn't having fun too, I wouldn't be wasting my time with you. The H2 is great. Never said it was the best vehicle on the planet but it is great. If you can point out why it isn't, please do.

[off-roader-man]

Oh yeah, I forgot that people ride the bus to work to save gas. That's what you have to do when you buy a h2, because you can't afford to drive "it" to work. The special ed kids went back to school already? huh. I thought that was next week.

I do have kids and they went back to school yesterday so maybe you should check your facts.

[HummerNewbie]

Not trying to prove any point either, would just love for once to have to troll point out a factual reason they suck or to admit they hate them for some other reason.

[Marcmedic]

That is the point where you crossed the line. You jealous little ****wad. It's after the first of the month...did you spend your check already? Go out, have some fun. Go play with people your age.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
The special ed kids went back to school already? huh. I thought that was next week.


You are correct, they don't go back until next week so I guess this will be your last week here http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Ghost of Jerry Bransford]

Originally posted by Ghost of Jerry Bransford:
Off-roader-man:

STFU N00B!!!!!!!!!1

[Marcmedic]

Still waiting...Is this really the best you can do?

[Dallion]

I bought an H2 to piss off as many people as I could. By the looks of things its working http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Marcmedic]

Apparently the lunch rush is keeping him from his computer.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Apparently the lunch rush is keeping him from his computer.

Ding, fries are done http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

DING! Fries are done. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

edit: great minds think alike.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by KenP:
DING! Fries are done. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

edit: great minds think alike.

Too bad this troll can't keep up http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[off-roader-man]

you guys must get lots of practice at this stuff huh? Lots of h2 haters out there aren't there. Yeah, i'm going to post my cars. I'll also include my address, photos of my house, and my kids. dumbass.

[HummerNewbie]

We do get a lot of practice. Too bad the haters can't give any factual reasons for their claims. So what are you afraid of about posting pics of your cars?

[off-roader-man]

great minds think alike? When was the last time you saw a cook at a burger joint surfing the internet? ****ing genious.


Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Apparently the lunch rush is keeping him from his computer.

Ding, fries are done http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Marcmedic]

Why can't you post pics of your cars??? Just don't show the plate.

[Marcmedic]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
great minds think alike? When was the last time you saw a cook at a burger joint surfing the internet? ****ing genious.


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Apparently the lunch rush is keeping him from his computer.

Ding, fries are done http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Apparently today.

[HummerNewbie]

Believe it or not, those burger joints are getting high tech and now have computer http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

So that is two questions you have now avoided. Can't answer them or what?

[Marcmedic]

I said no onions bitch...make it again.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by Marcmedic:
I said no onions bitch...make it again.

ROFLMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[off-roader-man]

you get lots of practice telling your boyfriend this don't you. you would know that the burger joints are "high tech" since that's all you can afford to eat after your finance payment huh?

I don't have to prove anything to you idiots.

"I'm so tough cuz I drive an h2" HA!

Because, in life, it's important to be a tough guy, and to intimidate. That is very important. Who the **** cares if you think you're tough. It's because you're gay. Trying to impress the other guys. The girls have learned that you iron pumping fags penises shrink because of all the steroids. wankers.


Originally posted by Marcmedic:
I said no onions bitch...make it again.

[HummerNewbie]

What the F was that? I am sorry that you feel intimidated. I am pretty sure nobody here was trying to be a tough guy, just asked you a couple of questions since you decided to stop by.

BTW, who are you quoting with this?
"I'm so tough cuz I drive an h2"

It is amazing how most of our posts scream jealousy. I really couldn't care less if you are jealous or not but damn you sure sound like it.

[Marcmedic]

Oh yeah...I could eat at 3 burger joints if I wanted. I wouldn't eat a burger from one of those places if you gave it to me for free. (Where have I heard something like this before?)
So now we all take steroids...seriously, you'll have to try better than that.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Oh yeah...I could eat at 3 burger joints if I wanted. I wouldn't eat a burger from one of those places if you gave it to me for free.
So now we all take steroids...seriously, you'll have to try better than that.

You forgot "and paid me to eat it" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Marcmedic]

Shoot, sorry about that.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Shoot, sorry about that.

No problem, I got your back http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Marcmedic]

Can you at least lie about what kind of cars you have?

[Marcmedic]

Well unfortunately my fun for the afternooon must come to an end. Have EMS training this afternoon. Ironically it's on burn care so I'll know how to take care of your dumb ass when you burn yourself making my fries.

[Marcmedic]

He's a 1 at best. Doesn't even have the ability to lie about stuff. Gave up way to easy. Resorted to the steroid comments like magi, fagi, gordon, gorton...

[HummerNewbie]

Oh damn man, you got a 2 rating on the troll scale. You need to go bone up on your skill and maybe come back some other time http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[off-roader-man]

Nothing crazy, but:

05 c350
04 elise
04 cooper
72 mg midget
73 mg midget (race)

but who cares. All of which are great on gas, look nice and are original works. Not a rip off, and not trying to look like something they aren't. There are you happy now?

[off-roader-man]

What the hell are you talking about? are we in competition here? Oh, that's right. you are the kind of poeple that has to show off... That's why you drive an h2. Nobody wins dick cheese. I'm here to make fun of you.

Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
Oh damn man, you got a 2 rating on the troll scale. You need to go bone up on your skill and maybe come back some other time http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[HummerNewbie]

So where are the pics. Come on troll, at least put the effort of a google search http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Great on gas, and you point is? Original works, please. Not trying to look like something they aren't, trying to say something here?

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
What the hell are you talking about? are we in competition here? Oh, that's right. you are the kind of poeple that has to show off... That's why you drive an h2. Nobody wins dick cheese. I'm here to make fun of you.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
Oh damn man, you got a 2 rating on the troll scale. You need to go bone up on your skill and maybe come back some other time http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't worry, we are not in competition. Maybe someday you could compete, but obviously not yet. Please, point out how I am showing off http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Marcmedic]

Well judging by your cars I'd say you're no taller than about 5'4". Am I close?

[Marcmedic]

Look at your list of cars and tell me who needs to show off. You are exactly the kind of person you hate. Which possibly explains why you're angry at the world. That and because you have to pee in the children's urinal you midget.

[off-roader-man]

actually, i'm 6'-1" and I have those cars because I take them on the track, and they're fun to drive. Not trying to prove anything. The benz is luxury, not show off. I'm secure in my masculinity, and don't care if you like it or not. I'm a happy person, and am not pissed at anyone.

[KenP]

Offroader man because he can't keep his POS's on the track... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I still don't see any pics.

[KenP]

Originally posted by off-roader-man:
actually, i'm 6'-4" and I have those trucks because I take them off road, and they're fun to drive. Not trying to prove anything. The HUMMER is comfortable and capable off-road, not show off. I'm secure in my masculinity, and don't care if you like it or not. I'm a happy person, and am not pissed at anyone. Fixed. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[HummerNewbie]

Much better http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[off-roader-is-back]

have to delete user and block IP all the time. What a bunch of losers. It's been fun being a jerk on your board. Don't let those big kit cars get away from you on the road. Anyone see the esuvee commerical? Even the highway saftey board says "suvs are horrible, nasty creatures"

nobody cares that you drive a big piece of crap.

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by off-roader-is-back:
have to delete user and block IP all the time. What a bunch of losers. It's been fun being a jerk on your board. WTF??? Is that some kind of internet geek talk?

Did we enrage you? ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR@@##$$%%%^^&&&** http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by off-roader-is-back:

nobody cares that you drive a big piece of crap.


HAHAHAHA!

By your posts, it's obvious you do!

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Beastmaster]

Originally posted by off-roader-is-back:
have to delete user and block IP all the time. What a bunch of losers. It's been fun being a jerk on your board. Don't let those big kit cars get away from you on the road. Anyone see the esuvee commerical? Even the highway saftey board says "suvs are horrible, nasty creatures"

nobody cares that you drive a big piece of crap.

Hmm....another uneducated dolt that can't spell. It's likely you do drive a piece of crap because that's the only thing that you're able to handle.

And you haven't gotten to be a jerk yet. You simply have not posted enough to get there yet. Let's call you a very minor annoyance - an errant bit on the grand history of the Internet at large.