View Full Version : I was at the grocery store...
h2co-pilot
01-24-2006, 10:05 PM
...this evening. I had my first true "Pat" experience.
The cashier's name was "Kellen" it had tits but short-short hair, it didn't shave but also did not wear make-up- though I picked up a bit of shimmer on the lips- could have been chapstick (Couldn't tell if it was cherry or not. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif) or just post-lick. The voice was fairly neutral.
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h2co-pilot
01-24-2006, 10:05 PM
...this evening. I had my first true "Pat" experience.
The cashier's name was "Kellen" it had tits but short-short hair, it didn't shave but also did not wear make-up- though I picked up a bit of shimmer on the lips- could have been chapstick (Couldn't tell if it was cherry or not. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif) or just post-lick. The voice was fairly neutral.
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HIHUMMER
01-24-2006, 10:12 PM
I had one of those experience not too long ago as well...me and about 50 other people at the same time.
We were at a Health Fair for one of our insured groups and we were talking about the importance of mammography's. It was open discussion. So one of our sales people stands up and begins discussing her recent mammography. Imagine the look on everyones face who has worked with her for at least a year...we all thought she was a guy named "Terri". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Too Fawkin hilarious!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif The both of uses....now I am scared to go to the grocery store....what if "its" there http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
h2co-pilot
01-24-2006, 10:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
now I am scared to go to the grocery store....what if "its" there http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh, it will be.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
I'm going to secretly snap a pic when I get my phone back and post it on up.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
HIHUMMER
01-24-2006, 11:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">snap a pic </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
oohooh...I can do to. There a pics from the christmas party.
Okie dokie....you both have a project now!
h2co-pilot
01-25-2006, 11:26 AM
It's on like Donkey Kong.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
HIHUMMER
01-25-2006, 12:07 PM
here's one of the he-bitch.
ShaggyZR2
01-25-2006, 01:52 PM
There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest.
Ipedog
01-25-2006, 01:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Looks like a guy to me... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shes a man baybay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hillary_Clinton:
There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah we all know your partial to nuttin rugged women....RENO, Shalala, etc.... Question is, do you catch or pitch? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
AlamoJim
01-25-2006, 02:43 PM
lordy...looks the part of a man - eeewwwwww....
wouldn't ya freak if you passed him/her in the
ladies loo?!
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's one ugly dude.
Sewie
01-25-2006, 04:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think "it" still stands up to pee. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
DRTYFN
01-25-2006, 04:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hillary_Clinton:
There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
devilsfan
01-25-2006, 05:40 PM
Hey CP, I had one of those experiences - with a freakin' COP!!
We were lost in Natchez, MS - pulled over to a cop car on the side of the road to ask directions. I said "Excuse me, ma'am" - and it leaned out of the car - and I said "Uh, sir?" and it did NOT look amused. So I figured I'd hurry up and ask the stupid question before I got carted in for something. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Stacy
HummerNewbie
01-25-2006, 06:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Hey CP, I had one of those experiences - with a freakin' COP!!
We were lost in Natchez, MS - pulled over to a cop car on the side of the road to ask directions. I said "Excuse me, ma'am" - and it leaned out of the car - and I said "Uh, sir?" and it did NOT look amused. So I figured I'd hurry up and ask the stupid question before I got carted in for something. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"Uh Officer?" works best in those situations http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
h2co-pilot
01-26-2006, 01:15 AM
LMAO!!!!1 Stacy,
That had to be the worst. I felt uncomfortable in the checkout line. If "Kellen" had any authority over me it would have been really weeeeeeird!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
HI- That had a mammogram? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I would have bit my tongue off trying to hold it in.
This just in -
HIHUMMER
01-26-2006, 12:01 PM
Things that make you go hmmmmmm?
h2co-pilot
01-28-2006, 03:50 PM
I got my phone. Going to get groceries later. "Operation Pat" recon will be in full effect.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
RIC-H0
01-28-2006, 03:54 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I got my phone. Going to get groceries later. "Operation Pat" recon will be in full effect.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> NO Coffee for you, and keep the windows UP!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Ric-H0
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I got my phone. Going to get groceries later. "Operation Pat" recon will be in full effect.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Cool deal Secret Agent CP!!!
h2co-pilot
01-28-2006, 09:34 PM
Meh, went to the posh market. Guests coming over tomorrow- had to get the good cheese etc. Tomorrow "Kellen" is mine.
I specifically came back on tonight to see "it". Hope u dont get caught taking a pic.
h2co-pilot
01-29-2006, 02:18 AM
Sorry Dug- don't worry I'm on it.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
No chance it will catch me. I will be one of the other millions on cell phones in the store.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
RIC-H0
01-29-2006, 02:19 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sorry Dug- don't worry I'm on it.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
No chance it will catch me. I will be one of the other millions on cell phones in the store.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hope this phone makes it home! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Well? Joo get back to the store yet?
She went to the damn fancy, re: expensive, store again. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
h2co-pilot
01-30-2006, 09:28 AM
Sorry.... Damn you guys are so Pat hungry.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Don't worry, I'll get it.
"It" is my mission, my great white, my Moby, my Lochness....
h2co-pilot
02-06-2006, 11:47 AM
I got 'it'!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Ken saw it tew. I took a pic but I was not it it's line. But we can enhance and analyze. Does anyone know how to get phone pics to computer?
h2co-pilot
02-06-2006, 12:15 PM
Easy for yew tew say Skolnick.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Send it to me as a PIX message and I'll grab it off my phone & post it.
h2co-pilot
02-06-2006, 06:58 PM
Thanks Dan.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
did your phone come with a isb port cable.??
Sewie
02-06-2006, 10:25 PM
come on, come on, post it already!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
MUH_HUM
02-07-2006, 03:02 AM
no kidding. kellen, kellen!!!
I cleaned out the phone pics and that was one that went bye-bye. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif Doesn't matter, SOMEONE adjusted the resolution to the worst setting.
h2co-pilot
02-07-2006, 11:48 AM
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
It was on Ken's phone. I got it on Sunday while making a quick run for Superbowl treat ingredients, I didn't bring mine in. Kenny always throws stuff away that he shouldn't in the house too.
Now it's like my camera clicking finger is going limp because I am being urged to perform.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
I will go again today and search for it's line and take one up close.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Sewie
02-07-2006, 10:23 PM
I hope you guys never decide to go into surveillance. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
CO Hummer
02-07-2006, 10:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
I hope you guys never decide to go into surveillance. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What do you mean? They were able to spot the tiniest little things in Moab.
h2co-pilot
02-07-2006, 11:20 PM
Kellen wasn't working today, I asked.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Efrain
02-08-2006, 12:02 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Kellen wasn't working today, I asked.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
They're gonna think you want to go around with it! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
h2co-pilot
02-08-2006, 12:07 AM
Probably, they looked at me weird. I don't care.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Mrs.ssippi
02-08-2006, 12:51 AM
kellen! Kellen! KELLEN!
CO Hummer
02-08-2006, 03:28 AM
Mrs.ssippi!!!!
Good ta see ya around!!
Kellen? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
BUMP N WAIT! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Efrain
02-11-2006, 01:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
BUMP N WAIT! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm still waiting!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think CP made this whole thing up.
She is a LIAR http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I actually saw it the other day. CP swiped my phone and headed over to get a pic. I still have it. Just need to send it to her email. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
CO Hummer
02-11-2006, 05:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think CP made this whole thing up.
She is a LIAR http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I actually saw it the other day. CP swiped my phone and headed over to get a pic. I still have it. Just need to send it to her email. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is the master of a stall jobs. OUT WITH IT!
devilsfan
02-11-2006, 03:39 PM
This whole reeks of Ric's new Jeep and Seth's new H3....
Stacy
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I think CP made this whole thing up.
She is a LIAR http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I actually saw it the other day. CP swiped my phone and headed over to get a pic. I still have it. Just need to send it to her email. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ken, you need to send it to CP before you accidentaly delete it again http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
CampMaster
02-11-2006, 07:34 PM
There are many Pats when you start looking around...
http://www.meredy.com/patsummitt/patindex04.jpg
h2co-pilot
09-04-2006, 10:08 PM
BTT
Mrs.Sippi and I went to the grocery store.
Guess who bagged and brought out groceries to Big Nasty?
:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:
:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:
Yetti
09-04-2006, 11:44 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. I have lived around Ann Arbor for the 30 years and they're everywhere. all you have to do is sit in a street cafe and watch what wanders by...it can get pretty creepy some times. I know this one that used to come by the bar I worked at back in the day. it said Hi one day in full drag and I had no clue who it was at first.
the one that weirded me out worked at my shop when I started there. it was about 55 and just had the Boobs going from hormone theropy. its face looked like something from a Steven King Novel and was waiting on the full operation about the time "Its" shrink commited suicide. after that it wasn't so sure that it was the right way to go.
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