You are a real son of a bitch. Apparently the Geneva convention means nothing to you. Your spies deserved to die for treason but my peeps wer simple hostages that were on routine patrols and captured.

This will be avenged 10 fold.

I think I will test my newest nerve gas on your hostages tomorrow. The suffering will be great and many will die.

You have seen nothing yet buddy, just wait till my troops arrive.

Bring it ON. My peep cloner can produce 10,000/day. Resistance is futile. Surrender now.

All this Peepocide is making me ill.

Somebody intervene!

Perhaps if only we had bombed the railways leading to and from these Peeptration Camps, we could have stopped it?

Only 10,000 a day? What did you buy that one off Shaggy? That's a 2001 model, the 2006 one can safely produce 27,000 peeps a day without fear of defects.

I've been preparing for this war for many weeks, I have hundreds of thousands of peeps in cryogenic statis that I can have thawed in 24 hours.

This is just a small sample of my peep production facility. You are and always will be.. PWN3D!

Uh... Dorks!!!

BTW, which ever one of you sent this little invading turd to my house, Watch it! I killed him!

That looks like some sort of crossbred freak peep. I'm willing to bet it was sent from CO, his peeps are all retarded and funky. This is just another reason why he will lose.

HAHAH! That's Great! I hate peeps....

Now I'm pissed off!

CO, why check up on me? I'm only heading to Moab for the Peep Summit. We'll talk. Until then, keep the bad boy mutant peeps away.... or else!

He doesn't like you. One of his spies told me all about his plans for CP once you leave.

If you look closely you can plainly see that peep was bred for da freaky deaky. His plan is to impregnate CP to create some sort of hybrid human peep monster. It disgusts me.

Is that a Klansman peep??

That was a prototype. It was an experiment with Exlax and peep consumption. Have you been sneaking around my septic tank?

You have septic tanks out there? Crap, I don't want to stop by your house.

No, city water actually. I was just testing you. Spies are everywhere.

No, city water actually. I was just testing you. Spies are everywhere. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Your city septic tank has a leak.

I'm reportin allayous to SPCPeeps

"I was in the pool!"

Where's the T&A Peep Club members when you need them...?