HA! I just went over there and now I know what you mean by Leslie Nielsen- LMFAO!!!

Great vid, Dennis! There is a new product out for those who don't take their rig offroad:

Well, howdy Hummer fellas ... I was the guy on JF who tried to play mediator. I'm AKA the H2 Recovery Guy. (Check the JF post if you don't get it.)

You know what, there are asshats that drive every kind of vehicle. Secretly they know who they are but won't admit it to themselves or anyone else.

I don't care what you wheel - as long as it isn't a keyboard - if you have the cajones to run Hell's Gates or the Escalator I wanna wheel with ya.

Name the time and the place and bring your cajones!

Welcome to the forum. I know that your H2 Recovery Team decals don't get any love here but I saw your explanation on the JF. It was all in fun. If you are here share information and have a good time wheeling I am sure you will be more than welcome.

Actually, I came here to post a video of Hitler riding in a H2.

Seriously, you don't think I'll sell many H2 Recovery Team decals here? Hmmm ... I figured someone would try to buy me out so I couldn't sell any more. Does this board have a vendor program?

OK, if you don't want H2 Recovery Team decals ... I also have ones that say "Daily Driver ... If I roll it, I'm screwed." Maybe those will be a little more popular. Of course no one would notice them if a naked 20 year old girl was pumping gas into your rig.

That reminds me ... what does it cost to fill a H2 tank from empty these days?

Come on, guys, laugh. I'll be here all week (at least). Don't forget to tip your wait staff. And remember, don't drive angry. (Bill Murray)

Mudinyeri,

Nice to see a wheeler with a sense of humor. Welcome.

Remember it was just an excercise of turning the tables.

We'll be hitting Moab in October. Lions. TipOver, Potato Salad, Escalator, and Hells gate will be on our agenda. Check your PM

We're just like you, we love joking around and wheelin like there's no tommorrow. But guys like Jerry...Well, I'm sure you know.

Anyways, Welcome!

I wish I had a better pic of this H1's winch sticker:

"INSERT STUCK JEEPS HERE"

All in good fun!

Hey, if I was stuck and couldn't winch myself out, I'm sure that H1 could. I drove those things in the Army. I'd much rather go after road-bombing Al Qaeda in an armored H1 with a .50 caliber than in my Jeep.

I wouldn't want to get any scratches on my Jeep.

Ask and you shall receive.

This picture was taken (by me) on June 22nd, 2003. The event was an On Road Hummer Happening (the only one that the Phoenix area dealer has done so far). The pic is 3 Megapixel in size.

The owner of the truck is Kate Apgar. She's one of the hardcore H1 owners that's done Moab, Kinzalows, and others. We nickname her the "TT4 Queen" here in Arizona because she's one of two women driver/owners that hasn't converted to lockers yet.

Link is here: (it's too big to upload).
http://24.248.84.138/hummers/onroad2...e/IMG_0990.JPG (primary)
http://24.248.84.139/hummers/onroad2...e/IMG_0990.JPG (mirror)

Hope this helps,
Steve

Hey steve do you have the link to the picture of the wagon at Homecoming? The truck had 2 d-rings on it. 1 huge one for a tank and the other was really tiny for jeeps.

Chris

Oh....I have to add this picture. This one's only reduced down to 640x427, but if anyone wants the big one, I'll provide the download link.

This is the same truck (Kate Apgar's) - with one hell of a bow wave.


Link for 6mp version:
http://24.248.84.138/hummers/dec_200...e/img_2529.jpg
http://24.248.84.139/hummers/dec_200...e/img_2529.jpg

Thanks, Beastmaster! The pic I posted is from a 2003 Hummer Happening at the Chain Ranch (western Oklahoma). If I recall, the black H1 was one of our trail leaders.

Mud, I'd like to have a surplus slantback someday! Ya' think we could have one with .50's on top just for a little "traffic control"?

This was my first encounter with a jeep donning a similar sticker. It was about 2 years ago and I think this guy was with a group out of Baton Rouge. Very nice rig. It was set up right. I was going to do some runs with them but was having a torsion bar problem at the time.

Dennis,

Please don't do this again tomorrow

It has been a lot of fun but I have to get something done tomorrow at work since I didn't today

I'm looking for it now. I'll post it if I find it.

-Steve

That is weeeeiiiiiirrrrrd!

That is weeeeiiiiiirrrrrd! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Boy... that's weeeeeiiiirrrddd!!! Really weeeeeeeeiiiiirrrrdddddd!!!!!

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And your point is??


Every type of offroad vehicle gets stuck.....I have no hatred towards H2s, but all this crap you guys post about Jeeps is just sad and has made me loose alot of respect for some Hummer owners.

So I go to BC for a couple days, come back and
a) Dennis has created a jihad video.
b) A giant flame Jeep vs. Hummer war has let loose. Jeep forum crashes like crazy
c) Me giving DRTY the bird for calling me a non H2 owning troll makes into Dennis' awesome video.

Very good entertainment! Nice Job Dennis......

That was his point.

Exactly what we've been saying. But don't act all innocent. A quick stroll over to the JF proves that Jeepers are more than happy to sling **** and horribly inaccurate misinformation.

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What's up w/ this... I've posted a total of 2 times on Heep.com and I'm banned?
K

Exactly what we've been saying. But don't act all innocent. A quick stroll over to the JF proves that Jeepers are more than happy to sling **** and horribly inaccurate misinformation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wow your ignorant, your basing your opinions from the post of a few jeepers. 5-10 guys dont all have the same views has the rest of us...

REGAN... How come I'm censured from your little forum???? I said nothing inflammatory other that let it be know that I ride a Hummer...?????



HuH/??????

Well you had to have done something to piss of a mod over there, they dont take lightly to trolling.

Wow you are even more ignorant.

One of the 5-10 guys (sure 5-10 Jeepers have ever dissed our rigs) is some guy named Jerry. There is a thread on your general section dedicated to him being some type of Jeeper god. He is a moderator over there too.

Would you like me to hold the mirror a little closer?


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What are you trying to say? I am sure you H2 owners do your share far of dissing Jeeps. I really dont care if he is a mod, is views still dont express mine. The video that was made here is doing just that dissing Jeeps.

Welcome back buddy!

You picture was just too powerful not to use.

It was definitely worth a thousand words.

Are you drunk right now?

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Wow that was great post.....

Are you drunk right now? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wow that was great post..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well.... You type like you're inebriated. Sorry, but you're just not doing much for my troll chubby right now.

OK, I will admit it. I am drunk right now. Or at least working on it diligently.

Can someone go find that point. No..... really!

Cuz I aint gettin the point

Wow you are even more ignorant.

One of the 5-10 guys (sure 5-10 Jeepers have ever dissed our rigs) is some guy named Jerry. There is a thread on your general section dedicated to him being some type of Jeeper god. He is a moderator over there too.

Would you like me to hold the mirror a little closer?


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What are you trying to say? I am sure you H2 owners do your share far of dissing Jeeps. I really dont care if he is a mod, is views still dont express mine. The video that was made here is doing just that dissing Jeeps. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


The thing is Regen,

Jerry is bringing this retaliation on you guys. CAN YOU BLAME US with all the crap he's been flinging around????

Of course we want to get along....

***When we particapate, the moment they find out you're a Hummer owner, we get flamed and banned.

If we try and educate about the H2, all we get are BS remarks. No matter how friendly we are.

Metioning the word Hummer or H2 immediatley brings on a flood of illwishers and trumped up stories and uneducated assestments.

We know there are decent folk there but the moment they try and calm things down, they get banned too.

We've been taking this **** for a few years now. If you think this is bad, wait until we get pissed off. I can produce a video a week

You guys have to be able to take it as well as you dish it.

You're always welcome here. You're rude, we're rude. You're nice, we're nice.

Damn! A few more posts and I'll hit 5000!

I said a few more!