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DennisAJC 04-25-2008 01:44 AM
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
I can shower, shave, brush my teef, iron my shirt, suit up, put on my tie, have my coffee and out the door in 30 minutes.

And I'm not shitting you, I look freakin good.


Any man who takes more than 30 minutes is a real fag.

KenP 04-25-2008 02:09 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I can shower, shave, brush my teef, iron my shirt, suit up, put on my tie, have my coffee and out the door in 30 minutes.

And I'm not ****ting you, I look freakin good.


Any man who takes more than 30 minutes is a real fag.
After reading your response in the masterbation thread, you must be quick.:giggling:

BTW, since I don't leave the house to work, all I have to do is take a sheat. About 30 minutes...

Big Dad 04-25-2008 02:09 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
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What about the morning business? You made no mention of that.... I bet if you factor that time in you're over the official "30+ minute fag" factor! :giggling:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 04-25-2008 02:21 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
SHOWER, SHAVE ???

3.25 minutes !!!

DennisAJC 04-25-2008 02:54 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
After reading your response in the masterbation thread, you must be quick.:giggling:


I can do it on demand.:clapping:

DennisAJC 04-25-2008 02:54 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
SHOWER, SHAVE ???

3.25 minutes !!!


How many wives do you have????? :jump:

3Hummer 04-25-2008 03:14 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
shower:15-20 minutes (im still asleep when i have to freagin wake up at 6:15 in the morning cuase i do the tv morning annoucements in school), brush my teeth, hair, throw on clothes and cologne another 10 minutes sooo 25-30 minutes total. But then i gotta throw my board bag for wakeboarding in the car so by the time i actually leave for school its like 33 minutes after i wake up.

CO Hummer 04-25-2008 03:15 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
I'll see your 30 minutes, and raise you 20. No problem.



However...If I need to comb my Langhoffs, I gotta add 15 minutes.

dochummer 04-25-2008 03:54 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
About 20-30 minutes by myself. If the wife's with me.... well........

RubHer Yellow Ducky 04-25-2008 04:10 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
How many wives do you have????? :jump:

several former ...........

BigPoppa1411 04-25-2008 04:35 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
35 min tops.

KenP 04-25-2008 05:25 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
However...If I need to comb my Langhoffs, I gotta add 15 minutes.
Just shave the Langhoffs.:clapping:

DennisAJC 04-25-2008 05:41 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
Just shave the Langhoffs.:clapping:



MMMMMMMMMM.....Shorn Langhoffs......

frenzy1 04-25-2008 06:38 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
5 minutes ! Belgian Style ! :perfect10s: Not even long enough to make my mornin' wood go away ! :fdance:

DennisAJC 04-25-2008 06:40 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by frenzy1
Not even long enough to make my mornin' wood go away ! :fdance:


More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood. :D

frenzy1 04-25-2008 06:42 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood. :D


:jump:

Go to bed Dennis !! It must be way past your bedtime in Canada ! I'm starting working in a couple of minutes ! TGIF !

Frenzy

DRTYFN 04-25-2008 07:17 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood. :D
You just went into Gay airspace on that one. You're discussing rubbing cawks with another dood. *coughfaggotcough*

frenzy1 04-25-2008 10:00 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
You just went into Gay airspace on that one. You're discussing rubbing cawks with another dood. *coughfaggotcough*

ME VERY SORRY ! ME LEAVING GAY AIRSPACE NOW !

h2co-pilot 04-25-2008 11:26 AM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P

CO Hummer 04-25-2008 12:24 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
-comb hair and squeeze one out

So this costs Ken 20 minutes at the grocery store too. :jump:

h2co-pilot 04-25-2008 01:52 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
So this costs Ken 20 minutes at the grocery store too. :jump:

;) Yup, and forget it if langhoffs are in season- it could be hours.:D

RubHer Yellow Ducky 04-25-2008 01:55 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

I can save you time >>>>>>>>>>

Normal day

- brush teeth do it in the shower
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp rightadjust before going in
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap delete this step use the same soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse rinse when you finish the total shower
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse ditto
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse ditto
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse ditto
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse ditto
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse ditto
- different soap for feet use original soap
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends) stay nakad at home
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P


I just saved you 20 minutes

KenP 04-25-2008 02:25 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
I always do my part at this point.:dancingbanana:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 04-25-2008 03:27 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
I always do my part at this point.:dancingbanana:


LOL !!!!!!!!

dochummer 04-25-2008 04:56 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
I like to turn on the shower and get the temp right before I get in... :)

DennisAJC 04-25-2008 05:23 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P


OMG we must be twins. That list is exactly what I go through every morning.

Except for the Chapstick. And I squeeze one off in the shower, not after.:D

DRTYFN 04-25-2008 05:31 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
In a hurry - 5 to 7 minutes
Normal - 15 minutes

Grumpy time is much later, usually arriving around 9:30-10am.:jump:

frenzy1 04-25-2008 06:04 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P


wow ! Your bathroom must look like this :



:jump:

frenzy1 04-25-2008 06:05 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
facial ? I give my wife a facial in the morning ! :jump:

man, if she'll read this, I'm DEAD !:D

BigPoppa1411 04-25-2008 06:10 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
I always do my part at this point.:dancingbanana:

:jump: :giggling: :jump:

CO Hummer 04-25-2008 06:16 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Grumpy time is much later, usually lasting from 9:30-10am.:jump:

Fixed.

DRTYFN 04-25-2008 07:05 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Fixed.
No.

Steamers are not launched until they're just about turtling. Sit, sh*t, wipe, flush. No messing around like Dennis.:jump:

Hmmm2 04-25-2008 07:17 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DRTYFN
No.

Steamers are not launched until they're just about turtling. Sit, sh*t, wipe, flush. No messing around like Dennis.:jump:


OMG!!
:jump: :giggling::jump:

mikejr 04-25-2008 10:00 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P

Whew I got tired reading all of that....thats one heck of a ritual you have there....lol

BKLYNH2 04-25-2008 10:29 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
. And I squeeze one off in the shower, not after.:D
I actually read an advice column once written by a girl who's partner did this it was the most hysterical and disturbing thing I have ever read.........





























and now I know who it was. :fdance:

h2co-pilot 04-25-2008 10:55 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dochummer
I like to turn on the shower and get the temp right before I get in... :)

No no no, I do too, it's warm when I get in. But I stand there and get my hair wet and get used to it, then I keep turning up the heat until it's as hot as I can stand it. Then I just stand in there for awhile.

And I'm not squeezing anything but my hair alright! - girls don't poop remember?! And if I did it wouldn't be when I am getting ready. Guys are so nasty.

CO Hummer 04-25-2008 11:55 PM
Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
And I'm not squeezing anything but my hair alright! - girls don't poop remember?! And if I did it wouldn't be when I am getting ready. Guys are so nasty.

Now I'm thinking you squeeze one out before you start the whole ritual. That gives you 1.5 hours before Kenny comes in the bathroom which allows dissipation of the stinky girl-poop odor. Chicks are nasty.


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