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CO Hummer 12-04-2006 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
and you all got it wrong, i hold the sign for lil ceasars 5 dollar hot n readys.


Congratulations on your promotion! You're burger flippin' days are over. Keep up the good work and you might make store manager someday. Can you imagine that? A store manager who own three trucks? You'll be a total chick magnet. ;)

KenP 12-04-2006 08:19 AM

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I don't care if you, or anyone else mods a truck, just compare apples to apples, stock to stock.

Stock 4 Runner vs stock H2
Stock Sammie vs stock H2
Stock Tundra vs stock H2
Stock X-Terra vs stock H2

Didn't you see the pic of our truck? It's been "adjusted". I have no problems with mods, but be real. A full on beater buggy vs a daily driver....

Come on... Those little Alibaba things are going to go everywhere and anywhere. Of course they can't pass inspection and be driven comfortably everyday...

DRTYFN 12-04-2006 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
come and talk to me when the h2/h3 gets a section in pirate4x4. till then i'll leave you to think that anyone who doesn't roll burritos for a living drives a hummer.

80k posts in 4 years... dude, get out, get some sun.


So I've done a lot of troll whacking - Big deal. You've done a lot of burger flipping.

Here's a little FYI on the 80K- it's called an admin adjustment.:shhh:

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 07:06 PM

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fine, take anything else with factory locking diffs.

dodge power wagon
unimog
volvo mil. truck
gamma goat
jeep rubicon
toyota trd taco. *rear only*
old amc jeeps, can't remember model, came with d44's and lockers.

as for mvi's, mine's been pulled over for an mvi, and it passed. drove it for 4 years 100k a day.

something about the stock nip rides, you can plant your foot on it all day long and nothing will break. can that be said for the h2?

CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues, almost leads me to believe that he spent some time diggin his braces out of the deep fryer.

PARAGON 12-04-2006 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
fine, take anything else with factory locking diffs.

dodge power wagon
unimog
volvo mil. truck
gamma goat
jeep rubicon
toyota trd taco. *rear only*
old amc jeeps, can't remember model, came with d44's and lockers.

as for mvi's, mine's been pulled over for an mvi, and it passed. drove it for 4 years 100k a day.

something about the stock nip rides, you can plant your foot on it all day long and nothing will break. can that be said for the h2?

CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues, almost leads me to believe that he spent some time diggin his braces out of the deep fryer.

you have intimacy issues, don't you

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 07:11 PM

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you wish you were Freud.

PARAGON 12-04-2006 07:16 PM

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you wish you were Freud.

hey mullet-boy.

nice ride you got there


PARAGON 12-04-2006 07:18 PM

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Reasons To Live In British Columbia1. Weed
2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
6. A university with a nude beach
7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash
9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
10. Cannabis

:clapping:

DennisAJC 12-04-2006 07:22 PM

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Paragon,

You forgot this........




:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 07:24 PM

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just got the pic of your cattle hauler there farm boy

KenP 12-04-2006 07:24 PM

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It's funny that we all sit here minding our own business, discussing all things Hummer, but it becomes quickly obvious that we live rent-free in so many other groups heads. They just can't stay away.

This week it's the rusted Alibabas, next week we'll hear from the FJ/KY losers, then some more Heepers will come over, followed by the ....

Sheez, we don't do that. I guess we just don't feel threatened by other trucks and they sure as hell don't live in our heads.

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 07:26 PM

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or is this your secret project you've been hiding from other members cuz it's "modded"

PARAGON 12-04-2006 07:27 PM

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You Know You're Canadian When:

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You know what a toque is.

You've plugged a car in overnight.

You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 07:42 PM

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this must be on every hummer owners wish list.

DRTYFN 12-04-2006 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Paragon,

You forgot this........




:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:


And this:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_k...jump_page.html

:OWNED:

CO Hummer 12-04-2006 07:44 PM

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CO Hummer sure does have anger management issues,


Hahaha Skipster. You'se a funny one!!

BTW - The old "anger management" jargon for internet wars went out in 2004. But thanks for playing.

Would you mind posting some pics of your mullet? We have a library here and I'd like to add you to the collection. Thanks again sweetie!

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 07:44 PM

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he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Thanks again sweetie!



so how many times did your retainer land in the fry vat? did the older kids make you go bobbing for it? sounds like you're a pro knob bobber seeing as you keep callin everyone sweetie

CO Hummer 12-04-2006 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
so how many times did your retainer land in the fry vat? did the older kids make you go bobbing for it? sounds like you're a pro knob bobber seeing as you keep callin everyone sweetie


Raaarh11!!! Calm down, sweetums.

PARAGON 12-04-2006 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?

hmm.... let's see

there's been roughly 15 document serial killers from Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States. There have been less than 100 serial killers in the US.

care to play again, sport.

CO Hummer 12-04-2006 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
Canada which has a national population 1/10th that of the United States.


You think Canada has the same redneck ratio? I had no idea Canada even had these Blackflag mullet types.

PARAGON 12-04-2006 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
You think Canada has the same redneck ratio? I had no idea Canada even had these Blackflag mullet types.

they're the reason why wheelers have such a horrid reputation in that area. They have no respect for the trails or others. He even stated he has no problem using a tree to pivot on instead of simply driving around it.

It's these kind of off-road types that should be inspected and removed from the trails.

DRTYFN 12-04-2006 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
he was doing society a favor killin the ho's.

so there's like what... 2-5 canadian serial killers, and how many from the states?


I don't remember including you in the conversation, boy. Go scrub the floor, boy.

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 08:42 PM

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http://www.directessays.com/viewpaper/32083.html

"Since the year 1800 there have been at least 150-documented cases of serial killers in the United States alone"

where you gettin your numbers.

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
they're the reason why wheelers have such a horrid reputation in that area. They have no respect for the trails or others. He even stated he has no problem using a tree to pivot on instead of simply driving around it.

It's these kind of off-road types that should be inspected and removed from the trails.



still better then towing over 10k lbs with a hummer. that's the **** that will kill people.

h2co-pilot 12-04-2006 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
they're the reason why wheelers have such a horrid reputation in that area. They have no respect for the trails or others. He even stated he has no problem using a tree to pivot on instead of simply driving around it.

It's these kind of off-road types that should be inspected and removed from the trails.


Damn, I hate fleas that smell like fast food.

DRTYFN 12-04-2006 08:47 PM

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When does this turd's burger-flipping shift start?

PARAGON 12-04-2006 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
still better then towing over 10k lbs with a hummer. that's the **** that will kill people.

no it's not, it's perfectly safe

exactly what part of it do you find will kill someone?

the fact that the GTWR is set arbitrarily so that the GCVWR is less than 14,500 lbs, as all other trucks capable of towing 7K lbs is

or the fact that you are too ignorant to know what you are talking about

PARAGON 12-04-2006 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
http://www.directessays.com/viewpaper/32083.html

"Since the year 1800 there have been at least 150-documented cases of serial killers in the United States alone"

where you gettin your numbers.

documented by whom?

convicted serial killers there sporty-sport.

As far as info, I get mine from the CIA Factbook and Jane's because I am out of high school.

PARAGON 12-04-2006 09:24 PM

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just wow

look what is at alibaba.com

sj-x 500 12-04-2006 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
no it's not, it's perfectly safe

exactly what part of it do you find will kill someone?

the fact that the GTWR is set arbitrarily so that the GCVWR is less than 14,500 lbs, as all other trucks capable of towing 7K lbs is

or the fact that you are too ignorant to know what you are talking about



so lets get this straight.

curb weight of a bone stock h2 = 6400lbs.
trailer weight by your own admition = 10,000lbs.
go back to school.

DRTYFN 12-04-2006 09:59 PM

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This is such a weak trolling effort.:yawn:

PARAGON 12-04-2006 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
so lets get this straight.

curb weight of a bone stock h2 = 6400lbs.
trailer weight by your own admition = 10,000lbs.
go back to school.

did you have a point there, jimbo?

CO Hummer 12-04-2006 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sj-x 500
trailer weight by your own admition = 10,000lbs.


Here's an interesting fact, albeit slightly off topic.

If you divide his trailer weight by your IQ you get 322.5806.

KenP 12-04-2006 11:18 PM

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I have heated leather seats!!!

Hummers_are_gay!!! 12-05-2006 04:20 AM

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Straight up hummers are gay, why waste 60k on a gay hummer when a stock jeep will out wheel it on a easy hill, and dont get me wrong jeep are gay also but not as gay as a hummer:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

and i dont see a hummer room in any other site :fdance: :fdance:

h2co-pilot 12-05-2006 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Hummers_are_gay!!!
Straight up hummers are gay, why waste 60k on a gay hummer when a stock jeep will out wheel it on a easy hill, and dont get me wrong jeep are gay also but not as gay as a hummer:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

and i dont see a hummer room in any other site :fdance: :fdance:


Because they are only 3 years old and we doon need another steenking site.:D



DING pickle puffer DING, I admire your pride tho.:fdance:



h2co-pilot 12-05-2006 04:38 AM

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:giggling: :fdance: :giggling:


h2co-pilot 12-05-2006 04:38 AM

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h2co-pilot 12-05-2006 04:40 AM

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