Gettin my dick out my boyfriend's dad's ass. I don't want my lover to come home and see me like this!

I ask here because it was my "Super Small Penis Yellow" Hummer on 22's that first attracted my big hunk of man meat to me! Any special lube you H2 guys use? I know most of you will never wheel your huge-worthless SUVs but just do what you usually do and act like an expert though you have no real world experince.

Bwaa hahahahaha!!!

Just keep this in mind....

We got what you want! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So keep it in your Dad`s Ass...That`s the closest to mud you`ll ever get!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

P.S. Don`t worry about your lover...I ran over his foot.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Hummers are fawking gay, hey you wanna come wheel with me and some of my buddies with taco's LOL, you betcha!!

H2's suck, want a real rig get a taco!

Hey Dennis,

These two guys remind me of the pussy's I used to beat up in High School. It's easy to hide behind the internet gay boys. Apparently you are together in the same room playing with each other. Have fun!

BTW, saying "how may I help you" at Taco Bell 8 hours a day won't buy you an H2 so keep dreaming.

Or as butthead would say "Uhhhhhh, these guys are like playing with each other"

I`m tellin you this as a friend Tahoe`sIMean,

RUN HOME!

Your lover GlorifiedTahoes cornholing your Dad!



HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Have not`s OBVIOUSLY

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Wow, this sounds so original... Don't these poor worthless pieces of **** have anything better to do. Why don't you poor ****s try getting a decent education and then a decent job so you can afford a decent vehicle instead of your white trash toyotas. Poor worthless trash.

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Besides, what is wrong with gay people? They have much better taste than you poor worthless *******s.

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Hey I just found a pic of glorifiedtahoes:

Please write what you think he is preparing to say in this picture: I'll get us started.

I need some more of that special sauce hair gel johnny then maybe we can hop in my taco and go for a ride!

these guys should come wheeling with us on the 28th, I for one would love to see how our tahoes measure up to their tacos. Let's be nice and maybe they'll show and kick our asses in the dirt instead of trolling?!

RonB

RonB, you're right let's cordially invite them but it will take some time to get to L.A. from Deliverance, Va. But let's give it a shot.

Ok, guys you're invited to our outing on the 28th in L.A. We've invited Taco owners before and they didn't show. Will you be the first? Well, ask yourself; do you feel lucky: punk?

ha ha this is good ****, yall are the biggest group of douch bags yuppy ****sticks i have ever seen, what do you consider "wheeling" thos overgrown happy meals on wheels?? LOL, going to the grocery with speed bumps does NOT count LOL, dont make me put a tire on your hood,

H2's suck, want a real rig get a taco!

I had a taco the other day. It gave me gas...

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

I changed my mind, you're invitation is now revoked. I want to hang with intelligent people during our run, business owners and the like. But, guess what? I will stop by and order some chicken mcnuggets from you after we're done. Actually I'll order now since you're here; can I get a 20 piece chicken mcnugget and a large coke? I don't need any sauce thanks.

Well, another 7586 hours of that **** and you guys can buy an H2 (before withholdings), which is what you really want to do or you wouldn't hang around on a Hummer site.

well damn, i was on my way, i was gonna get some of that good **** you were smokin when you dropped 65k for that Tahoe, o well you can just mail me some, im sorry for making fun of your H2's, they are nice rides, but you have to admit they do have their place, but to each his own...

H2's suck, want a real rig get a taco!

It was seriously bad gas... Those tacos play hell on your insides... mexican food...

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

"BTW, saying "how may I help you" at Taco Bell 8 hours a day won't buy you an H2 so keep dreaming.

Or as butthead would say "Uhhhhhh, these guys are like playing with each other"[/quote]

No whats really funny is that I bet that you don't make half as much money as me and don't live in half as nice a house that I do. Oh yea and I hate to rain on your parade but I seriously doubt that you could ever take any of the guys that own tacomas. Also have you ever gone offroading in your glorified Tahoe? Also what about the rust situations that the H2's are very famous for? Hell will have frozen over before you beat my tacoma offroading anywhere. How about you take a look at this webpage and let me know what you think... http://www.fourwheeler.com/roadtests/16558/index.html ....Have a nice day.

And that review has so much to do with the H2...

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

that proves it...my truck sucks. I'm selling my H1! -- wait a minute, I have an H2 and this is an H2 forum...oops.

I guess I'll have to apologize for some of my friends here on this forum for accusing these nice people of being childish and immature. Just showing up in a forum and right off the bat posting an intelligent and coherent comment such as "glorifiedtahoes?" did certainly does not warrant the mean-spirited responses these horrible H2 owners have given them (or you). I'm also happy for you that you are so incredibly wealthy and still drive a taco. You are definately a champion of the common man.

Won't you please grace us with your presence and come wheel with us so we can see how grossly inadequate our tahoes really are. You could be a valuable asset on the trails, pulling our trucks out of all the sticky situations we get them into.

ronb

Taco, bean burrito - what's the difference? Still JUNK food.

Check out the OkC Chapter Page!

Jorpoop,
Wanna bet?
As for taking the guys in Tacomas- done it. I watched as a couple of TRD tacos tried to get over a couple of obstacles for about 30 minutes. After some serious bouncing and grinding they finally made it through. They then stood and leered at my H2 like the uninformed tools that they were. I took the exact same line they had and walked right over the rocks. Now we've all seen those "priceless" pics, right? Well that was the classic "priceless" moment.

When are ALL of you guys going to figure out that we don't give a **** what you inbred f*cks think. Do you want us to come to where you play and knock the dicks out of your mouths? Just go play with your toys and we'll play with ours. You don't see us coming( well maybe you've seen us cuming if you happened to get home from work early) into your little piss-ant taco(what a faggy name to call your rig) forum and start ****, now do you?
If you've got any nads left after that little mishap with the chip-toothed transvestite that's your dad, then next time you come in here don't do it anonymously.