How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

I can shower, shave, brush my teef, iron my shirt, suit up, put on my tie, have my coffee and out the door in 30 minutes.

And I'm not shitting you, I look freakin good.


Any man who takes more than 30 minutes is a real fag.

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

After reading your response in the masterbation thread, you must be quick.:giggling:

BTW, since I don't leave the house to work, all I have to do is take a sheat. About 30 minutes...

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

What about the morning business? You made no mention of that.... I bet if you factor that time in you're over the official "30+ minute fag" factor! :giggling:

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

SHOWER, SHAVE ???

3.25 minutes !!!

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

I can do it on demand.:clapping:

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

How many wives do you have????? :jump:

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

shower:15-20 minutes (im still asleep when i have to freagin wake up at 6:15 in the morning cuase i do the tv morning annoucements in school), brush my teeth, hair, throw on clothes and cologne another 10 minutes sooo 25-30 minutes total. But then i gotta throw my board bag for wakeboarding in the car so by the time i actually leave for school its like 33 minutes after i wake up.

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

I'll see your 30 minutes, and raise you 20. No problem.



However...If I need to comb my Langhoffs, I gotta add 15 minutes.

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

About 20-30 minutes by myself. If the wife's with me.... well........

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

several former ...........

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

35 min tops.

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

Just shave the Langhoffs.:clapping:

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

MMMMMMMMMM.....Shorn Langhoffs......

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

5 minutes ! Belgian Style ! :perfect10s: Not even long enough to make my mornin' wood go away ! :fdance:

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood. :D

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

:jump:

Go to bed Dennis !! It must be way past your bedtime in Canada ! I'm starting working in a couple of minutes ! TGIF !

Frenzy

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

You just went into Gay airspace on that one. You're discussing rubbing cawks with another dood. *coughfaggotcough*

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

ME VERY SORRY ! ME LEAVING GAY AIRSPACE NOW !

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P

Re: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
 

So this costs Ken 20 minutes at the grocery store too. :jump: