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Arnold McBain · #**170** 12-19-2004, 05:54 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by PARAGON:
First, Arnie. To debate one must have validity. You don't, since you took great care to lie about yourself. Second, this vain attempt to get people to rush over and up the hits on your site is about as lame as the drivel you like to think of as your intelligent thoughts.

You made the point to come to this site full of H2 owners who discuss their varying ownership of the said vehicle only to stir things up. Then you want to pretend to be an active part of the citizenry by making up crap about being married, with kids blah blah blah.

Yeah, you have admitted that you wish you had the powers of the Jedi. Looks stupid when someone else puts it in print. You see, the thing is, when self-serving little children like you that try to pretend to be all grown uppy and want to take a position in life that they know will be controversial can't help but spread their words all over the internet. Just like you have done.

You even go so far as to expound on the comments made by others just so you can letter out what you think we all will think is intellectual bliss. I don't remember anyone on here saying that "foreign economies (are) harming America and American jobs." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You must have missed this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by BIGT:

posted 12-16-04 05:38 AM

A 1988 Honda? Not even an American car. A Jap piece of ****? And an old one at that! What kind of commie are you? That import dumps out more toxins’s than new H2 does. Why not by a Saturn or something more eco-acceptable? Now why don't you tell me what you do for our wonderful world and how many people you employ and provide a living for? Or should I assume that our country provides for your feeble existence? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Then to further your ego up the scale, you want to feign supposed threats against you from this forum. You are just too smart for us, aren't you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not sure how that would "further my ego", but anyway do tell why these wouldn't qualify as "veiled" threats?

First, this rib bustin' classic by DRTYFN (hey, that name could get some hot action in SF.)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>
the only way to get an idea into your head is with actual blunt force trauma. And while that is an appealing idea the possible consequences far outweigh any pleasure I might derive from bludgeoning you. Oh yeah, and pissing all over you... after I've eaten a couple pounds of asparagus. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Then his less subtle:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>
It shouldn't be too tough to track down someone with the last name of McBain/Stubtoe.

Would you like some help? Should we send the info to you on Turner Court? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by PARAGON:
Then it's the biggest f***ing thing that sticks out. You got so caught up in all of your own bull**** that you said you now had "to go read to your kids." Just a stupid amatuer mistake or did you simply forget what time it was when you typed that? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now I'm a little worried about you, Paragon, and I offered to keep this private to spare your feelings, but this all so damn hilarious I just can't help myself.

First, like a stalker, you waited for me to show up on the site and then posted that "I just couldn't wait to answer the thread", suggesting that I have obsessive tendencies, when it was an obvious projection of your own state of mind, and just a little bit freaky...

Next, as I figured out in 5 seconds by googling that Jedi quote, you found on some other bulletin board a posting by a "McBain" (here), and somehow became convinced that that was me. Then you posted all those great haikus of yours from what that guy said.

Just to clue you in, "McBain" is the name of a character in the Simpsons, and there could be hundreds of people going by that name on the Internet. Now this is the scary part: it's possible you had to go through hundreds of google hits (and hours of time?) to come up with that one page. Suffice to say, that dude ain't me. That you're so convinced (and still are, I'm sure) that it is me with such lack of evidence, demonstrates so obviously your state of mind.

But, thanks to your great idea, I now know a bit more about you. It only took another 10 seconds to google "paragon redneck" and bingo! Hit 6:

Rotten Tomatoes Forums - Guys Only Thread!

Orlando Bloom fan, eh? Man, my wife is so into that guy too...

I was truly amazed, however, by your brain-twisting deduction that I'm a fraud. Now, did you ever think about what time it might have been when I typed that about my kids? Likely different than when I posted it, since it was a rather long posting. I admit, you could have a valid point somewhere in there, but to deduce from that evidence alone that I'm a fraud is delusional. Please realize too, that there are families like mine all over the country different from yours, where kids sometimes go to bed after 7:30 or 8, sometimes even later! That you might not have even considered this is still more evidence of your own obsessive tunnel-mindedness.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Even better, go talk with your freethinking brethren and talk about your heros of the past who were supposed freethinkers and discuss how there is no proof of a God, that you have the answers and that is that there are no answers. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You want to get into this? Start a thread in the off topic forum, and I'm there. Or in private even. Just remember you were first here with an offensive remark regarding belief/nonbelief.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>So, please, don't flatter yourself thinking that you are anymore than a ball of yarn being played with by a bunch of neurotic house cats OD'd on catnip. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, you're a pussy all right :-)