Dr Visit for a colonoscopy ?
I went into my proctologist's office
for my first rectal exam
His new nurse, Evelyn,
took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me .
She s aid that he would only be a few minutes
After putting on the gown that she gave me
I sat down
While waiting I observed
that there were three items on a stand
next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
a rubber glove
and a beer ...
When the doctor finally came in I said,
'Look Doc, I'm a little confused .
This is my first exam .
I know what the K-Y is for
and I know what the gloveis for,
But can you tell me what the
BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door ....
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . .
Darn it Evelyn
!!!
I said a
BUTT LIGHT'
Live Well,
Love Much, Laugh Often !