Depends on which poop.
1) First thing in the AM. Grab my Blackberry and read emails, check my calendar for the day, and pull up
www.9news.com for news and weather.
2) Evening poop before hot tub before bed. I keep my collections of Off Road Adventures and Four Wheeler magazines in my bathroom.
I don't know about the female v male thing, though. My wife keeps a ton of People and Us magazines in her bathroom.