FBI Job opening...
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not
the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in
his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took
the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She
wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had
to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are brutal. Don't mess with them.
