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started driving your new truck a little too much
messes up the seats and mirrors
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Punch her in the mouth one time
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Forgive her because she's so damn hot
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Put her on Hummer restriction until she satisfies the debt
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Remove the side steps, claiming they were stolen
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Make the keys disappear
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12-26-2005, 10:38 PM
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If your S.O.:
started driving your new truck a little too much
messes up the seats and mirrors
spilled a vente mocha all over the center console and floor-
stinking the truck up-
ruining her Razr
bought another Razr
tried to deny it all
claimed to cry over it
giggled about it
tripped you down the stairs causing some mighty painful injuries
giggled about it
What would you do?
(Please note, this is all in jest. I'm bored and CP didn't do anything like this to me this weekend. Honestly. BTW, what's the symptoms for cracked ribs? It hurts to breathe.)
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12-27-2005, 11:46 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shut it you pig.
 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Don't worry Dennis, she's not around -- driving HER H2 allatime now... |
12-26-2005, 10:55 PM
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HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS KENP!! |
12-26-2005, 11:16 PM
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Ken,
Watch the first hour of "Sleeping With The Enemy".
Very helpful tips on how to curb your S/O.
CP....Pweez don't be angwy wid me. 
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12-27-2005, 01:49 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I forgot about that too!
HI, you better shut it or I'm gonna' spray mud all over you at Tellico. 
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12-29-2005, 11:54 AM
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Push her down the stairs. |
12-27-2005, 11:23 AM
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It's better that she spilled the cup of mocha than the cup of pee!
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12-29-2005, 12:10 AM
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Keys dissappearing would do it! There needs to be an ALL OF THE ABOVE category for the poll, but also:
1. Add change all presets on radio to stuff she absolutely hates.
2. Make favorite CDs dissappear (and load in something she absolutely hates in all CD slots).
3. Make her wash truck in something embarrassing - in public of course! (not "hot" clothes as she may enjoy the additional attention).
4. Have additional keys ground (but they don't seem to work for some strange reason).
5. Park in a manner that makes it impossible to take out the Hummer.
6. Next time she has to be picked up, be absent minded and "forget" the time.
7. Buy her a "tumbler" or kiddie sippy cups for every Valentines, aniversary, birthday or other significant event for a year.
8. Line the interior with plastic (unless you have sufficient seat covers & Husky liners) before she drives it = DROP CLOTH.
9. Family pet has "accident" on her pillow.
10. If you really want to get mean, her favorite glass or other breakable item gets "accidently" broken.
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12-27-2005, 02:44 PM
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Ken, sounds like she's just trying to do you in....and keep the hummer for herself... 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.
I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT.
Bottom line:
I am an ultra high maintenance princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all. If you don't do what I want you're going to get the evil nostril. RAAARRRRRR!!!!111 </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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12-28-2005, 11:42 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought it was her truck??? 
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01-01-2006, 03:13 PM
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No need to contemplate this |
01-01-2006, 03:29 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.
I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT.
Bottom line:
I am an ultra high maintenance princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all. If you don't do what I want you're going to get the evil nostril. RAAARRRRRR!!!!111 </div></BLOCKQUOTE> |
12-26-2005, 11:01 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS KENP!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Can't you read? It's Kwanzaa, my brotha'.
Alec, that's the best advice I bet I'll get.
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12-27-2005, 10:22 PM
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Use seat memories and elminate one
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12-27-2005, 07:16 AM
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She should be on the receiving end of some anal. |
12-28-2005, 02:30 AM
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The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts.
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12-27-2005, 03:40 AM
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Satisfy the debt...
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12-26-2005, 11:47 PM
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I did not try to deny it. I just tried to break the news gently after I had every thing cleaned up.
Look I was in the SB drive-thru, I went to move my water and my arm grazed the mocha and in slo-mo like "The Shining" blood it gushed out all over everything- I gasped and looked down and my phone was sitting in the puddles in the cup holders.
I pressed a towel in it and cried, then realized it killed my phone. I raced to the Cingular store- ran it in the store- I am covered in Mocha- they tried to save it and they couldn't so I got another.
I drove back to the house and tried to slip past Kenny with the paper towels and stuff- so he wouldn't freak out. I cleaned it the best I could and it doesn't stink or anything. You can't even tell.
When I told him, he was so mad that I had to giggle and run away.
Then today, I was trying to tickle him or something and he ate **** down the stairs. I could help but giggle a little after I knew he was okay.
He's fine. |
12-27-2005, 10:45 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
X eleventy-five. It'd soften her up for the anal. |
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