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View Poll Results: How often do you poop?
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1 or 2 times a day, every day, like clockwork! (I really like my Raisin Bran every morning)
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18 |
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A few times a week, I think. (It's pretty casual around here)
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I don't know. (What the hell are you thinking with this thread?!)
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Depends on my diet. (****tee beef gives me the runs)
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I don't poop. (I make Ken leave the house so he doesn't know I poop)
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17.24% |
03-01-2007, 06:22 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
I just run down to the ocean and wiggle my arse in the water... 
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03-01-2007, 06:40 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry.  Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice! |
03-01-2007, 06:52 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Pretty close, but you forgot to add "taste, put back in pocket".
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03-01-2007, 07:00 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry. Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice! |
Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is so paranoid that I am So I want to bring them to him.
LMAO!!
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03-01-2007, 07:06 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is no paranoid that I am So I want to bring them to him.
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That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid.  |
03-01-2007, 07:55 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Save the trees, conserve toilet paper, use both sides... 
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03-01-2007, 08:49 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.
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03-01-2007, 11:59 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
This gotta be the most interesting thread ever posted on her e!
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03-01-2007, 02:19 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
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www.rent-a-midget.com
That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid.
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Must buy one of these:
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Re: How often do you poop?
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Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.
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Poor Chazz. Someone should chop the dog now. |
03-01-2007, 08:47 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
thats just wrong
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03-04-2007, 08:41 AM
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Re: How often do you poop?
Once a day, same time pretty much...and about 10 minutes after going into any book store or library for some odd, unknown reason.. I don't take the reading material with me though.
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03-04-2007, 10:46 PM
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Re: How often do you poop?
To save the planet, This was the Army way of doing things,
1. Take a piece (one square) of TP
2. Fold square in half
3. Rip out a small half circle in the middle of the fold (keep this little circle)
4. Open square of TP
5. Stick your finger in the hole created in step 3; make sure to push paper all the way down
6. Ram it up your rear and pull out
7. Take paper and wipe upwards to clean finger
8. Take the small circle you cut out in previous step and clean your fingernail.
There are roughly 400 squares in each roll, so a roll should last 400 poops.
Two rolls should last a person one-year
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