FJ Owner

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Originally Posted by DTHVLY

You forgot to mention that the four hot interns were dudes…

That reminds me of something that happened to me last week. I was parked downtown when a guy in a H3 drove by and committedHow are we supposed to take your fantasy story seriously when you don't use the correct words? I mean, "committed" is only similar to "commented". that he liked my FJ so much that I could come over to his house and fuuk his sister.Was his sister's name Jimbo? And just last Sunday I was at a gas station when three smoking hot stripersAgain with the spelling. I can only imagine the horror of those bovine-like skanks. You must have a salt lick attached to your KY. came out of the clubBARN next door and started crawlingDid they leave hoof marks? all over my FJ and offered to suck me off while I pumped gas.At least we know your occupation now.

While H3’s are a cool vehicle they just don’t get the looks anymoreAnd that's the most important quality for a vehicle to have. Fag., I rented one last time I was in Vegas and got no noticeable looks from anyone except some tree hugger types that gave me the finger, my friends new LR3 got more looks than the H3Maybe he's not a sloppy holed catcher like you.. On the other hand weatherAt least it's phonetically the same this time. you like the looks of the FJ or not it gets tons of attention, the contrast of the white roof is just very eye catching.Like it's covered with lots of bird sh*t.

Your delusions are reason to seek professional psychiatric help.
Also, you're a pathetic attention whore.
BTW, do you have any noteworthy wheeling pictures?

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Heck, that story is so crappy it would not even make Penthouse letters. Maybe if you spell checked and grammar checked it might flow a little more smoothly. But, heck, it is your crack induced fantasy so go for it...