The reason I don't drive a Subaru or.....

[LasVegas]

You'll be hooked.........after the pain goes away!

[LasVegas]

And TAZ... I can understand some wimp-ass pasty faced Canadian from where the sun never shines and the temperature tops out at -0- never trying or having a need to dust-his-nuts. So hats off to Dennis for bringing the boys out of the jungle. But Arkansas where the humidity bottoms out at 98%??? You're missing it Sir.

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Hey Vegas
I was not saying I would not do it.
I was just pointing out that all of us as a TEAM
should stay up to date in the nut dusting race. If were going to do it lets gather intell on the latest nut dusting technology from the opponent and set up a team to study and see if We can improve or advance the technology so We are the best and not be second rate to a bunch of subaru drivers. I was just suggesting a training for all members of the National Team so We will be the best just like We drive the best.

TAZ

[LasVegas]

I know...just kidding Guess Dennis is lost for words! (Yeah, right). Or maybe he's outside with his nuts in the snow.

[PARAGON]

In the spirit of the fun of this thread I decided to do a search for Gold Bond and here are some more discussions on the subject:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/riders/20.../?id=chris0431

http://www.hosstyle.com/columns/Hoss/Goldbond.htm

http://www.michigandnb.com/yabbse/in...;threadid=6111

http://forums.govteen.com/showthread.php?p=1331226

[LasVegas]

See, Paragon proves it.

Gold Bond is a popular undergroud movement.

Gold Bond Gold....Wuzz
Gold Bond Green....Ahhhhhh
Gold Bond Blue...."put it on your feet and kick yourself in the nuts for that minty fresh feeling"

[Sideshow]

Pic of a Subaru owner after a light "Dusting".

[LasVegas]

Ohhh no. Dennis decided to take TAZ' suggestion and went underground to the Subaru meeting. Got all caught up in it and couldn't resist trying it. Of course he went right to the Blue.

[DRTYFN]

In high school we would occasionally put BenGay or IcyHot in someone's jock strap. From what I remember of the screaming there wasn't any mention of an icy feeling, just blood-curdling screams of "AAHHH**** MY ****ING CHRIST!!!! IT ****ING BURNS!!!!! AAAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

While I've experienced plenty of hot humid weather I don't ever think I've had the bright idea to put Gold Bond(or any other kind of powder) on my apple bag.

[LasVegas]

DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it.

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

This may be way before some of Your time but, when I played football in high school and had some bad bad bad stuff called Atomic Balm. Everyone was always trying to put it in a jock or some other personal affect. I mean this stuff was good if You used it right. Just a little dab would do Ya on Your aching muscle and worked well. I got lucky and know one got Me. Back in those days which we are talking ancient history here I was know for fighting and boxing in the off season so, I think they were afraid to mess with my stuff. It was some really bad stuff with the wroung hands getting a hold of the jar. It was real gooie almost the consistency of tub of bearing grease. If You did get it put on in a tender spot or used to much even on arms or legs You could do nothing except let it run it's course. You could not get it off. I made the mistake one time but never again of putting it on My thigh muscle and rapping it with Ace bandage and went out to practice. In just a little while coach asked Me why My face and eyes were red and I was almost in tears it was burning so bad. I found out Your not to rap it if Your using it for warming up muscle, the hard way. He sent Me in to take rap off and the trainer looked at My leg and the stuff had made blisters on My leg.
I used it very carefully from then on. I also figured I was not going to put someone thru that so as team captain I tried to put a stop to it jock attacks.

TAZ

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
In high school we would occasionally put BenGay or IcyHot in someone's jock strap. From what I remember of the screaming there wasn't any mention of an icy feeling, just blood-curdling screams of "AAHHH**** MY ****ING CHRIST!!!! IT ****ING BURNS!!!!! AAAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

While I've experienced plenty of hot humid weather I don't ever think I've had the bright idea to put Gold Bond(or any other kind of powder) on my apple bag. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Abuse? I prefer to call it conditioning.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Abuse? I prefer to call it conditioning. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Practice makes perfect.

[DennisAJC]

I just finish trying some......Is Gold Bond Blue suppose to burn this much?????

[H2Finally]

HOLLY ****!!! Moderator! Moderator, please remove that disgusting photo of Dennis' pee-pee!!

[DennisAJC]

DRTY just sent me his results. He was lazy. He dipped his.

[LasVegas]

Dennis read the instructions wrong. It said "sprinkle on generously and then blow/touch extra off" He thought it said "blow torch"

[ShaggyX]

Holy ****!!! Shouldnt that be in the Woodshed??? Thank god I didnt look at that while i was at work. A warning of some sort would have been nice Dennis.

[DennisAJC]

Oppps! Sorry Shags.......

WARNING!!! GRAPHIC PHOTOS!!!

Better?