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12-04-2003, 09:52 PM
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Yo Dennis what time did the Sut's arrive? And where are they storing them? In the main lot or in the 4 story storage lot? Im gonna go check them out tommorrow! Hope there still there! God I love Vancouver!
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12-04-2003, 10:02 PM
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Damn you stupid Canucks. You are lucky bastards. Legal pot, huge party towns, loose women, and H2 SUTs. Maybe I'll move to Canada, eh?
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12-04-2003, 10:06 PM
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All you Canuks suck ASS!!!! That's it, I'm moving to Canada!! Argo, do ya want a roommate?
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12-04-2003, 10:17 PM
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Sure, you can get a sweet penthouse in Yaletown in Vancouver for cheap now. I love the favorable exchange rate.
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12-04-2003, 10:18 PM
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You friggin' sissy canucks!!! I wonder why GM would send the SUTs up to you Nancy-boys first? Maybe to see what kind of reception they'd get from you weinies. Or it's to see if the fold-down tailgate would be big enough to hold some of your bovine sized women.
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12-04-2003, 10:18 PM
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Battery is Charged! I'm gonna start takin pics now.
Give me an hour or so.
****, it's getting really dark out there.
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12-04-2003, 10:21 PM
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You should have taken the other battery out of your prostate tickler. You could have had pics posted by now. You must be drinking slow-water again.
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12-04-2003, 10:22 PM
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That's what a flash is for ass-wipe
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12-04-2003, 10:22 PM
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Canucks Rule!
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12-04-2003, 10:22 PM
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What, are you saying that you can't figure out how to use a FLASH-BULB?!?!? You don't deserve the SUT!
Send it on down here to Texas where we have plenty of light!! 
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12-04-2003, 10:24 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Canucks Rule! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Only in hockey and ice skating. Hockey, because you haven't had a warm day since the last volcanic eruption, and ice skating because it's a sport for chicks. Try a real man's sport for a change.
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12-04-2003, 10:24 PM
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What the hell am I supossed to do for another hour while I wait for these pics???
To get in the spirit, anyone have any good pics of Canadian women???
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12-04-2003, 10:26 PM
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I could probably draw a picture faster.
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12-04-2003, 10:29 PM
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I'm here already!
You *******s keep this up and you can forget me posting photos! 
Richie, you're no Canuck you fool! Stick it!
I don't know why you guys are being hostile.
I thought we were friends????????????????????
I gotta transfer the pics for download so hold on. My flash doesn't work so I hope they turned out.
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12-04-2003, 10:31 PM
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Just be sure NOT to post the pics of you using your outhouse.
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12-04-2003, 10:33 PM
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At the Olympics in Canada, Prime Minister hopeful Stockwell Day
started a speech at the opening ceremonies.
He began as follows:
"Oh...." "Ooooo...." "Oh...." "Ooo...." "Ooohh."
...until one of his advisors quietly pointed out that the Olympic
symbol was not a part of the speech to read.***
New Tax Form
Canada's T1 Tax Return Form
(New Simpler Format)
1. How much money did you make? $________
2. Send it to us.
A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip.
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.
In Canada, there are only 2 seasons - six months of winter and 6 months of poor snowmobiling
Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Quebec girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods...
How many newfees does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
2. One to hold the cookie, and one to squeeze the rabbit.
What's the definition of a Canadian? - A disarmed American with health care...
When a Canadian thinks of Hell...he wonders what the heating bill must be.
An Ontarion, British Columbian and Newfee were on top of a cliff.
Suddenly, with a puff of smoke a genie appeared before them. The genie told the three men that if they jumped off the cliff, they'd land in whatever they yelled as they were jumping.
First to jump was the Ontarian. He accelerated towards the edge, jumped as far as he could whilst yelling 'MONEY!'. Sure enough, he landed in a mountain of cash and was filthy rich the rest of his life.
Next up was the British Columbian. He ran as fast as he could, jumped off the cliff and screamd, "GOLD!"
Sure enough, he landed in a huge pile of gold and was an instant Billionaire.
Then the Newfee ran as fast as he could, reached the edge of the cliff, tripped over a rock and screamed in pain as he fell downwards...
"SHIIIIITTTT!!!"
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."
He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
Seeing 2 dogs doing the deed, the embarrassed Canadian teacher tried to explain this to her students. "You see, the dog on top hurt his paw, and the one on the bottom is taking him to the doctor."
"Oh, I see," said on of the students, "Just like in the US, try to help somebody and they screw you every time..."
Why does a Canadian cross the road?
To get to the middle.
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.
Why do Newfie dogs have flat noses?
From chasing parked cars.
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12-04-2003, 10:36 PM
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C'mon already
Can't wait to see these pics!!! Get the freekin' manual out for the camera yet?
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12-04-2003, 10:38 PM
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LOL. This is hilarious. I'm sitting here waiting for this kinda like a kid on Xmas eve...
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12-04-2003, 10:39 PM
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Hurry up I've got to go home in 20 mins.!!!
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12-04-2003, 10:41 PM
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Stupid canuck.... Put down the hockey stick and take some PICS!!!!!!
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