Sinking of the Titanic

[HIHUMMER]

Originally Posted by Captain of the Titanic

Okay,

Here's the poop


Second, you are right, when the on-star failed, I CALLED hummer support. They were the jerks who acted like I was an idiot for being offroad. Bull****.

Next, they said that any vehicle that was more than 20' off the edge of the road was not eligible for FREE towing. I was about 40' from the edge of the road. Bull****. Try 3 miles off the road and they were happy to come get me if I couldn't get it back on my own.


ALso, I HAVE the adventure package. Buying a Hummer without it would be like buying a vibrator for the wife and forgetting the batteries. Lockers and vibrators are both for one thing.

Sigh, I wish I had pictures, and should have, because my friend with the Durango chose to take pictures with his cell phone before pulling me out. Unfortunately they did not turn out. A likely story.

The repair list includes draining and replacing the fluids in the engine, transmission, brakes and diffs. Replacing the module under the passenger seat, as well as the passenger kick panel area. Replacing the wiring harnesses, one of which it looks like will have to come off the assembly line, since no dealership carries it yet. All b/c you don't know how to drive. Tist Tist.

I would love to say this will be my last posting of this kind, but due to my past episodes, I doubt it. Could we even get so lucky to have you leave now!?

By the way, I hate to ask, but what's an AE? Annoying Environmentalist?

"He who lives by the sword, spends a lot of money repairing his H3"... "Those who don't know how to drive sink their H3's."

-The Captain