If a Cop Tells You To Do Something- DO IT!!!

[Harley]

Dug,

Soft moments are ok w/ Charmin...

K

[Dug]

We use alot of that around here. I have a porta potty business , called "Mac's Shack's"

[Dug]

Those pics sucked , try these.

[Harley]

OH, now THAT's Funny!!

I've tipped a couple of those w/ buddies in them in my construction days...

LOL

K

[Dug]

Ya , i've tipped 'em too . In my teenage years. The newest trick is kids unroll all the toilet paper and put it in the urinal and light it on fire. Melts the shack into a gob of plastic.

[Harley]

How much does one of those things set you back when they get torched? I've never thought about how much one costs...

(and no, I've never torched one...!!)


K

[tower]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:

I would hope that they would tase me too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No kidding! ROTFLMFAO You are such the kinkster!

[Dug]

$500.

[Dug]

One entry found for chivalrous.


Main Entry: chiv·al·rous
Pronunciation: 'shi-v&l-r&s
Function: adjective
1 : VALIANT
2 : of, relating to, or characteristic of chivalry and knight-errantry
3 a : marked by honor, generosity, and courtesy b : marked by gracious courtesy and high-minded consideration especially to women
synonym see CIVIL
- chiv·al·rous·ly adverb
- chiv·al·rous·ness noun

Wow - I didnt even know the word. Before Mrs Dictionary said it.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Before we get a race war going here, </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the hell are you talking about......Cracker.

[Harley]

Tower~

(http://www.cleansheets.com/articles/dean_03.19.03.shtml)

"The All-in-One Stun and Stim. This is a real beauty and shows that electronics developers and engineers have really been paying attention to consumer wants. Based on the old taser or stun-gun, this purse-sized model can be used on reluctant hubbies, penile-dysfunctional lovers, or just some likely hunk you pass on the street. It emits a micro-fine dart that delivers a powerful stunning electrical charge while simultaneously shooting out a laser-guided nano-needle which delivers a super-charged dose of Viagra for instant and long-lasting erections. Suggested retail is about $28 (see eBay for discounted prices)."


...I'm sure there's some potential here...

K

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
Ya , i've tipped 'em too . In my teenage years. The newest trick is kids unroll all the toilet paper and put it in the urinal and light it on fire. Melts the shack into a gob of plastic. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Newest??? Maybe to them. We did that almost 20 years ago. We did lots of stuff to those ****ters. Most of which I still worry about statutes of limitation.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Before we get a race war going here, </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the hell are you talking about......Cracker. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do my laundry, chink.

[DennisAJC]

I remember when I forgot to discharge my Tazer (Normally through a piece of grounded metal to release the remainding spark.).

I forgot and I slipped it into my pocket.

It discharged through my right nut.

It felt so wrong. Yet so right.



P.S. This will be our next handshake DRTY.

[tower]

Dennis,

Do you use that to stimulate ****ty beef?

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I remember when I forgot to discharge my Tazer (Normally through a piece of grounded metal to release the remainding spark.).

I forgot and I slipped it into my pocket.

It discharged through my right nut.

It felt so wrong. Yet so right.



P.S. This will be our next handshake DRTY. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That made the night! BTW, I bet the kids do what daddy says.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
That made the night! BTW, I bet the kids do what daddy says. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bigot( ),

They run the house, I just work there.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
That made the night! BTW, I bet the kids do what daddy says. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bigot( ),

They run the house, I just work there. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I understand. The little monsters.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
That made the night! BTW, I bet the kids do what daddy says. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're such a pedophiliac bigot.

[H2Finally]

KenP a bigot? HA HA HA HA Sorry, firm, you're so far off the base it's just so damn funny!

Reminds me when we were little and someone let a little gas loose in the car, the one who cried "WHO FARTED?!" was always the one who did. So, yeah, we know what you are firm...

****ing idiot.