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KenP
10-19-2005, 05:27 PM
Being here in Moab for these extra days has been a real treat. I'd thought I'd share some of the nice things with you.

Being on a first name basis with the cleaning staff.
Being on a first name basis with the front desk staff.
Being on a first name basis with the maintenance crew.
The liquor store is across the street. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Refrigerator in the room.
The nearby diner has real American cheeseburgers, not "southwestern". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
Angel Soft toilet paper. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif
Pancake Haus.
Big toilet.
Great shower.
Can throw rocks at the Granola's riding bikes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Computer to play with.
Phone, but no one is calling me but DRTY and Paragon. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
My cell phone battery is dead. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
Nice views. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif All the rocks look pretty much the same now.
Looking forward to the drive home. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Looking forward to getting home. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Looking forward to seeing Susan. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Hanging out with the Mexicans on the porch. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
2.3% beer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Leftover DRTY beer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif It's all gone...
Lot's of overpriced shopping to be done. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
Not putting miles on our truck. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Watching Fox News and the Weather Channel.
And lastly:
Running around naked rubbing parts of my body all over the room! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
KenP
10-19-2005, 05:27 PM
Being here in Moab for these extra days has been a real treat. I'd thought I'd share some of the nice things with you.

Being on a first name basis with the cleaning staff.
Being on a first name basis with the front desk staff.
Being on a first name basis with the maintenance crew.
The liquor store is across the street. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Refrigerator in the room.
The nearby diner has real American cheeseburgers, not "southwestern". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
Angel Soft toilet paper. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif
Pancake Haus.
Big toilet.
Great shower.
Can throw rocks at the Granola's riding bikes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Computer to play with.
Phone, but no one is calling me but DRTY and Paragon. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
My cell phone battery is dead. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
Nice views. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif All the rocks look pretty much the same now.
Looking forward to the drive home. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Looking forward to getting home. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Looking forward to seeing Susan. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Hanging out with the Mexicans on the porch. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
2.3% beer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Leftover DRTY beer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif It's all gone...
Lot's of overpriced shopping to be done. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
Not putting miles on our truck. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Watching Fox News and the Weather Channel.
And lastly:
Running around naked rubbing parts of my body all over the room! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
4churchill
10-19-2005, 05:33 PM
Sounds like every man's dream!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
HummerNewbie
10-19-2005, 05:54 PM
Damn, sure can tell somebody is getting very very bored http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
h2co-pilot
10-19-2005, 06:00 PM
Hi Kenny! I called you 2.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
KenP
10-19-2005, 06:26 PM
Someone swipped my funnel I'd left inside the fence next to the gate. I hope they use it for oil because I used it for coolant. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
dochummer
10-19-2005, 06:44 PM
Atleast that crazy wife of yours it out of your hair now.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif When they get the TC fixed, you should take it back on the trail to make sure it won't break again.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
dochummer
10-19-2005, 06:46 PM
Oh, KenP...which room are you in? I'd just like to know to make sure I NEVER stay in it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Don't want my little kid walking around sucking on things that you've had your privates on...
H3OwnerDiz
10-19-2005, 07:00 PM
Ken, post your phone number, we'll call ya. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

PS. what about all the other peoples bodies (and secretions) that were also rubbed on those areas of the room? I mean, there are other freaks out there like you yanno. So now you're covered in their germs. ewwwwwwwww! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
rodster
10-19-2005, 07:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3OwnerDiz:
So now you're covered in their germs. ewwwwwwwww! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or bugs.
dochummer
10-19-2005, 07:04 PM
ewwwwww! x2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Dan
10-19-2005, 07:26 PM
The dead cell battery explains why you never answer. I thought you were screening me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
KenP
10-19-2005, 07:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan:
The dead cell battery explains why you never answer. I thought you were screening me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Adam said the same thing. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

My cell battery is dead! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

It looks like I may not leave until tomorrow. The TC is still not here and I don't see well at night. The front desk laughed at me when I told them. Adam's forwarding my mail. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif