Nice things about the Gonzo

[KenP]

Being here in Moab for these extra days has been a real treat. I'd thought I'd share some of the nice things with you.

Being on a first name basis with the cleaning staff.
Being on a first name basis with the front desk staff.
Being on a first name basis with the maintenance crew.
The liquor store is across the street.
Refrigerator in the room.
The nearby diner has real American cheeseburgers, not "southwestern".
Angel Soft toilet paper.
Pancake Haus.
Big toilet.
Great shower.
Can throw rocks at the Granola's riding bikes.
Computer to play with.
Phone, but no one is calling me but DRTY and Paragon.
My cell phone battery is dead.
Nice views. All the rocks look pretty much the same now.
Looking forward to the drive home.
Looking forward to getting home.
Looking forward to seeing Susan.
Hanging out with the Mexicans on the porch.
2.3% beer.
Leftover DRTY beer. It's all gone...
Lot's of overpriced shopping to be done.
Not putting miles on our truck.
Watching Fox News and the Weather Channel.
And lastly:
Running around naked rubbing parts of my body all over the room!