Being here in Moab for these extra days has been a real treat. I'd thought I'd share some of the nice things with you.

Being on a first name basis with the cleaning staff.
Being on a first name basis with the front desk staff.
Being on a first name basis with the maintenance crew.
The liquor store is across the street.
Refrigerator in the room.
The nearby diner has real American cheeseburgers, not "southwestern".
Angel Soft toilet paper.
Pancake Haus.
Big toilet.
Great shower.
Can throw rocks at the Granola's riding bikes.
Computer to play with.
Phone, but no one is calling me but DRTY and Paragon.
My cell phone battery is dead.
Nice views. All the rocks look pretty much the same now.
Looking forward to the drive home.
Looking forward to getting home.
Looking forward to seeing Susan.
Hanging out with the Mexicans on the porch.
2.3% beer.
Leftover DRTY beer. It's all gone...
Lot's of overpriced shopping to be done.
Not putting miles on our truck.
Watching Fox News and the Weather Channel.
And lastly:
Running around naked rubbing parts of my body all over the room!

Being here in Moab for these extra days has been a real treat. I'd thought I'd share some of the nice things with you.

Being on a first name basis with the cleaning staff.
Being on a first name basis with the front desk staff.
Being on a first name basis with the maintenance crew.
The liquor store is across the street.
Refrigerator in the room.
The nearby diner has real American cheeseburgers, not "southwestern".
Angel Soft toilet paper.
Pancake Haus.
Big toilet.
Great shower.
Can throw rocks at the Granola's riding bikes.
Computer to play with.
Phone, but no one is calling me but DRTY and Paragon.
My cell phone battery is dead.
Nice views. All the rocks look pretty much the same now.
Looking forward to the drive home.
Looking forward to getting home.
Looking forward to seeing Susan.
Hanging out with the Mexicans on the porch.
2.3% beer.
Leftover DRTY beer. It's all gone...
Lot's of overpriced shopping to be done.
Not putting miles on our truck.
Watching Fox News and the Weather Channel.
And lastly:
Running around naked rubbing parts of my body all over the room!

Sounds like every man's dream!!!

Damn, sure can tell somebody is getting very very bored

Hi Kenny! I called you 2.

Someone swipped my funnel I'd left inside the fence next to the gate. I hope they use it for oil because I used it for coolant.

Atleast that crazy wife of yours it out of your hair now.... When they get the TC fixed, you should take it back on the trail to make sure it won't break again....

Oh, KenP...which room are you in? I'd just like to know to make sure I NEVER stay in it. Don't want my little kid walking around sucking on things that you've had your privates on...

Ken, post your phone number, we'll call ya.

PS. what about all the other peoples bodies (and secretions) that were also rubbed on those areas of the room? I mean, there are other freaks out there like you yanno. So now you're covered in their germs. ewwwwwwwww!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3OwnerDiz:
So now you're covered in their germs. ewwwwwwwww! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or bugs.

ewwwwww! x2

The dead cell battery explains why you never answer. I thought you were screening me.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan:
The dead cell battery explains why you never answer. I thought you were screening me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Adam said the same thing.

My cell battery is dead!

It looks like I may not leave until tomorrow. The TC is still not here and I don't see well at night. The front desk laughed at me when I told them. Adam's forwarding my mail.