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Adam in CO
07-05-2006, 03:49 PM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
Adam in CO
07-05-2006, 03:54 PM
I meant to post it to off topic. Sorry.
dеiтайожни
07-05-2006, 03:56 PM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

Lies! It was announced on the 3rd!

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18104
PARAGON
07-05-2006, 04:07 PM
Umm...... typical Liberal press screwup. That would be the USSRSF (United States Southern Redneck Special Forces)

Out of the 4 special Redneck units only the Southern contigent is considered "elite" and brave enough to fight. The other 3 units provide transportation, logistics and supply support. ;) :D
Adam in CO
07-05-2006, 04:22 PM
Thank you, Mod.
PARAGON
07-05-2006, 04:26 PM
Thank you, Mod.yer welcome
dеiтайожни
07-05-2006, 04:52 PM
yer welcome

He was talking to me. You're welome.
Aubs
07-05-2006, 05:32 PM
Way to rip me off! :D
PARAGON
07-05-2006, 05:35 PM
He was talking to me. You're welome.ditto
dеiтайожни
07-05-2006, 05:59 PM
ditto

x2
usetosellhummer
07-05-2006, 06:37 PM
Those good ole boys love the baby jesus! and beer, Blue Tick Hounds active too!
KenP
07-05-2006, 08:52 PM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by FridayIt's great to see Virginian's not included in that list. We know for a fact they don't taste like chicken.