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07-05-2006, 03:49 PM
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USRSF
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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07-05-2006, 03:54 PM
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Re: USRSF
I meant to post it to off topic. Sorry.
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07-05-2006, 03:56 PM
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Re: USRSF
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
Lies! It was announced on the 3rd!
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=18104
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07-05-2006, 04:07 PM
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Re: USRSF
Umm...... typical Liberal press screwup. That would be the USSRSF (United States Southern Redneck Special Forces)
Out of the 4 special Redneck units only the Southern contigent is considered "elite" and brave enough to fight. The other 3 units provide transportation, logistics and supply support. 
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07-05-2006, 04:22 PM
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Re: USRSF
Thank you, Mod.
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07-05-2006, 04:52 PM
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Re: USRSF
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Originally Posted by PARAGON
yer welcome
He was talking to me. You're welome.
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07-05-2006, 05:59 PM
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Re: USRSF
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Originally Posted by PARAGON
ditto
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07-05-2006, 06:37 PM
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Re: USRSF
Those good ole boys love the baby jesus! and beer, Blue Tick Hounds active too!
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07-05-2006, 08:52 PM
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Re: USRSF
It's great to see Virginian's not included in that list. We know for a fact they don't taste like chicken.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam in CO
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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