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Steve R
01-27-2005, 03:18 AM
I was working in my garage near the Hummer. That's about the only thing relevant to Hummer your gonna read on this thread.

I suddenly hear my neighbor call for me....he says he has a huge rat caught in his kitchen. I came running over to check it out (not sure why). Sure as heck, this mid-sized rat is in the corner just sitting there.

So my neighbor get this irrigation tube, about 12' long and 3" wide...and puts duct-tape over one end of it. He sticks it near the rat but nothing happens. With a broom in hand I go in and start prompting the rat to jump into the tube. The rat spars with the broom a bit and gives it a fight...but eventually flee's into the safety of the tube. BIG MISTAKE.

I drop the broom and lift up the tube...I can hear him sliding down. We take it outside and he won't quite come out. I was able to jilt the tube sharp enough to get him about midway in the tube....then, with a heaving effort I brought the tube rapidly upwards, over my head and wham: the rat got catapulted out and went flying in the air. This rat was the Charles F'in Lindberg of the rat neighborhood...he went flying about 40 feet high and 60 feet long where he crashed into a huge pine tree. We could hear him falling down.....I'm proud of the little bastard...he didn't miss a single branch.

If he'd have stayed airbourne longer, we'd have to show him a movie and give him a meal.

I know....but if Dennis can fall in love with himself in the chat-room and make a thread of it...I can talk about my Rat-a-pulting!

next time we're gonna cover him in a mixture of gasoline & vasoline and then have an ignitor light him up as he exits the tube...like a beacon in the sky!

Oh man...I hope God doesn't read this thread, I'm not exactly scoring any points here.

Steve R
01-27-2005, 03:18 AM
I was working in my garage near the Hummer. That's about the only thing relevant to Hummer your gonna read on this thread.

I suddenly hear my neighbor call for me....he says he has a huge rat caught in his kitchen. I came running over to check it out (not sure why). Sure as heck, this mid-sized rat is in the corner just sitting there.

So my neighbor get this irrigation tube, about 12' long and 3" wide...and puts duct-tape over one end of it. He sticks it near the rat but nothing happens. With a broom in hand I go in and start prompting the rat to jump into the tube. The rat spars with the broom a bit and gives it a fight...but eventually flee's into the safety of the tube. BIG MISTAKE.

I drop the broom and lift up the tube...I can hear him sliding down. We take it outside and he won't quite come out. I was able to jilt the tube sharp enough to get him about midway in the tube....then, with a heaving effort I brought the tube rapidly upwards, over my head and wham: the rat got catapulted out and went flying in the air. This rat was the Charles F'in Lindberg of the rat neighborhood...he went flying about 40 feet high and 60 feet long where he crashed into a huge pine tree. We could hear him falling down.....I'm proud of the little bastard...he didn't miss a single branch.

If he'd have stayed airbourne longer, we'd have to show him a movie and give him a meal.

I know....but if Dennis can fall in love with himself in the chat-room and make a thread of it...I can talk about my Rat-a-pulting!

next time we're gonna cover him in a mixture of gasoline & vasoline and then have an ignitor light him up as he exits the tube...like a beacon in the sky!

Oh man...I hope God doesn't read this thread, I'm not exactly scoring any points here.

KenP
01-27-2005, 03:32 AM
Steve, that's funny as can be. I can just picture the rat going "Geronimo" as it flies into the trees. You better watch out for it's family. I understand rat families don't like their kin being talked about. (Look at the size of the balls on this thing in relation to his size. No wonder they are crazy.)

DennisAJC
01-27-2005, 03:40 AM
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GeorgeSSSS
01-27-2005, 03:51 AM
Steve:

I would ask if the rat is related to Ted Turner, but I don't want to insult the rat.

Great story,

George

KenP
01-27-2005, 04:02 AM
We will get you. As soon as I recupe from this drug induced nap I will lead the brothers to your pantry. We will eat your bread and dog food. Beware the RAT.

KenP
01-27-2005, 04:05 AM
Yes, we will get you. Foolish man...

DennisAJC
01-27-2005, 04:33 AM
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DennisAJC
01-27-2005, 04:38 AM
Your hidious crime has even reached China!

DRTYFN
01-27-2005, 04:40 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Steve R:
next time we're gonna cover him in a mixture of gasoline & vasoline and then have an ignitor light him up as he exits the tube...like a beacon in the sky!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You better set up a fence around the launch site or Richard Gere is going to try to get his anus in front of the tube.

BlackDragon
01-27-2005, 07:20 AM
Ahem. You should have taken ratty a bit further away than 60 feet, man. Rats and mice can find their ways back to the place they've made their home from up to 3 miles away.

The rat will be like the frikken' Terminator - "He'll be back..."

devilsfan
01-27-2005, 11:41 AM
You'd better watch it, Steve....ever seen "Willard"?

"Plot Summary for Willard (1971)

A social misfit, Willard is made fun of by his co-workers, and squeezed out of the company started by his deceased father by his boss. His only friends are a couple of rats he raised at home, Ben and Socrates. (And their increasing number of friends) However, when one of them is killed at work, he goes on a rampage using his rats to attack those who have been tormenting him."

Rats can beat your ass, dude. I know, I have them as pets.

Stacy

Hum2
01-27-2005, 01:27 PM
Funny Story Steve!

Ric

Steve R
01-27-2005, 03:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BlackDragon:
Ahem. You should have taken ratty a bit further away than 60 feet, man. Rats and mice can find their ways back to the place they've made their home from up to 3 miles away.

The rat will be like the frikken' Terminator - "He'll be back..." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Uh...yeah, good point....I see where you're going with this: I suppose we'll have to set-up a FREQUENT FLYER PROGRAM for him then!!!

Steve R
01-27-2005, 04:33 PM
Rat-on Sfox!!

partsguy
01-27-2005, 04:44 PM
You really should move into the 21st centry.
Make a combustion chamber 1/4 from the bottom,
then put a M80 or larger in the bottom(long fuse) Your 40 feet will become 140,but thinking
about it more don't forget the kevlar.

LasVegas
01-27-2005, 05:02 PM
That's ALL funny as hell. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Spike
01-27-2005, 05:19 PM
Why not use a potato gun to launch the little bastards. They are about the same size and weight of an average potato. It would probably send them about 100 yards or so.

ssgharkness020147
01-27-2005, 09:45 PM
Funny. We launch the little bastards the same way, only we dont have rats here (that I have seen), but mice work well too. Steve, in all my years of playing with "napalm" I have always been dissapointed with gasoline and vasonline route, instead try diesel and grease. It burns much longer, and bit hotter, and is much less volitile then using gas.

H2Finally
01-27-2005, 11:59 PM
Dang Steve, if I have a Ferrari, I'd makes sure to give peace offerings to all the critters in the block, instead of declaring war on em... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

NuckinFuts
01-28-2005, 02:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spike:
Why not use a potato gun to launch the little bastards. They are about the same size and weight of an average potato. It would probably send them about 100 yards or so. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I uh uh uh..., I mean I know a guy that did some testing for NASA with chipmunks and a potato gun. It was one hell of a show, just make sure there are not any trees in the launch path, or it they make one hell of a thump. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Kevin B
01-28-2005, 02:57 AM
Steve, if I were guessing, I think this one is taunting you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

HUMMERCHIEFUK
01-28-2005, 08:53 PM
Could not believe it the other day when I opened up my local Newspaper to find this article!!!!
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