Paris Shows Her Shoes [Archive] - Hummer Forums by Elcova

PARAGON

03-02-2006, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by DDWH:
Shes a flippin ditz! Not sure what looks worse her feet or her monkey, both look fugly http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Looks like she has shaved since her video debut http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif She has monkey feet and camel toe monkey.

I haven't heard anyone else besides my wife refer to it as "monkey." I'm scared to try to figure out how it came to be called that.

DRTYFN

03-02-2006, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
Shes a flippin ditz! Not sure what looks worse her feet or her monkey, both look fugly http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Looks like she has shaved since her video debut http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif She has monkey feet and camel toe monkey.

I haven't heard anyone else besides my wife refer to it as "monkey." I'm scared to try to figure out how it came to be called that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Paris has more of a baboon.

ree

03-02-2006, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by PARAGON:
I haven't heard anyone else besides my wife refer to it as "monkey." I'm scared to try to figure out how it came to be called that.
Yeah, I've heard a lot about how bad monkey bites can be.

DDWH

03-02-2006, 03:10 PM

KenP

03-02-2006, 06:34 PM

I think she's a nasty tramp with a flat ass.

KenP

03-02-2006, 06:34 PM

AND chest.

Racer-X

03-02-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by KenP:
I think she's a nasty tramp with a flat ass.

X2

I also think that may be a good photochop. Is she that wide? Legs that thick?

NewHummerGuy

03-02-2006, 08:51 PM

Question please.....

is that a reverse thong???

Alan06SUT

03-03-2006, 01:59 AM

Is that an Arby's roast beef sandwich tucked into her panties?

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=arbys/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9iby6HyvgdE5t0AJx.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNW N0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11qdiq99c/EXP=1141444722/*-http%3A//www.romshand.com/pix/arbys3.jpg

superbeast

03-03-2006, 02:01 AM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif.... Oh Bageezee's. That scared the crap out of me....My wife also refers to it as the "Monkey"....

DennisAJC

03-03-2006, 02:29 AM

Liars the lot of you! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

I`m sure most of you would eat it even if it was bleeding and smeared with diareah. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

JohnB.GWU.

03-03-2006, 02:46 AM

DEFINATELY a photochop. those are 100% mens feet.(edited)

Wait i was wrong, from IMDB.com

"She wears a size 11 shoe. Many top designers don't make their shoes in an 11, so they have them custom made just for her."

Those are her feet! gross.

DRTYFN

03-03-2006, 06:21 AM

Originally posted by Racer-X:
I also think that may be a good photochop. Is she that wide? Legs that thick?

Yes, she is. I've seen other pictures of her thickness.

Originally posted by Alan06SUT:
Is that an Arby's roast beef sandwich tucked into her panties?

You had to say it, didn't you?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Spike

03-03-2006, 11:16 AM

She is a dope, but I'd still hit it!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Mrs.ssippi

03-03-2006, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by Spike:
She is a dope, but I'd still hit it!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Your all guys, most of you would "hit it" on just about any given time or day. And if your out at a bar and it's late the second they turn on the white lights your grabbing any piece of ass you can, you'll just chew your arm off later if you have to. A piece of ass is a piece of ass. Right guys?

SOFTTAILJC

03-03-2006, 12:36 PM

i think he tucks it,,,, and needs an alignment bad...........soft... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

HGW

03-03-2006, 02:14 PM

Miss....--you are right---most on here would hit it---just to say they did.

DRTYFN

03-03-2006, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Spike:
She is a dope, but I'd still hit it!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Your all guys, most of you would "hit it" on just about any given time or day. And if your out at a bar and it's late the second they turn on the white lights your grabbing any piece of ass you can, you'll just chew your arm off later if you have to. A piece of ass is a piece of ass. Right guys? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You must have me mistaken for someone else. If Paris was on fire I would piss on her to put her out. She's a vapid, vacuous dunce that's a lousy lay. Ever see one of her porn tapes? Pathetic.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif It'd be funny to turn her down.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Racer-X

03-03-2006, 04:22 PM

Your all guys, most of you would "hit it" on just about any given time or day. And if your out at a bar and it's late the second they turn on the white lights your grabbing any piece of ass you can, you'll just chew your arm off later if you have to. A piece of ass is a piece of ass. Right guys?

PARAGON

03-03-2006, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Your all guys, most of you would "hit it" on just about any given time or day. And if your out at a bar and it's late the second they turn on the white lights your grabbing any piece of ass you can, you'll just chew your arm off later if you have to. A piece of ass is a piece of ass. Right guys?

http://us.f820.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbo...ort=date&pos=0&Idx=0 (http://us.f820.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbox&MsgId=1861_4011535_16151_2412_131352_0_12594_20079 5_3050382104&bodyPart=10&YY=35991&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&Idx=0) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ummm..... We can't read your Yahoo mail

Racer-X

03-03-2006, 04:25 PM

wow, weird, I can see the pic. brb, I'll fix it.

did that fix it?

PARAGON

03-03-2006, 04:30 PM

done

KenP

03-03-2006, 04:55 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/pictures/paris_hilton_nip_slip_3.jpg

NoMoGMPG

03-04-2006, 03:35 AM

She is the epitome of "dumb f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>ck" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

03-04-2006, 03:45 AM

Originally posted by NoMoGMPG:
She is the epitome of "dumb f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>ck" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Ooohhhhh, that's a good one. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Steve R

03-05-2006, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by HGW:
Miss....--you are right---most on here would hit it---just to say they did.

"most" would hit it with a condom and then sell it on Ebay.

I don't think that tramp is gonna age well, money says in 20 years she's another victim of plastic surgery gone very wrong.

KenP

03-05-2006, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by Steve R:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HGW:
Miss....--you are right---most on here would hit it---just to say they did.

"most" would hit it with a condom and then sell it on Ebay.

I don't think that tramp is gonna age well, money says in 20 years she's another victim of plastic surgery gone very wrong. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>5 years.

DennisAJC

03-05-2006, 05:56 AM

Get off your freakin soap boxes people.

Aside from the fact that she's dumb as a door knob.

She's got to be in the top ranks for beauty.
http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/pictures/paris_hilton_nip_slip_3.jpg

The ones with the unusually high standards are the liars that are picky enough to place the Penthouse Centerfold over their dogs back and go to town.

KenP

03-05-2006, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by DennisAJC:

The ones with the unusually high standards are the liars that are picky enough to place the Penthouse Centerfold over their dogs back and go to town. Sorry friend. You've met my wife so you know that's ALL WRONG. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

03-05-2006, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

The ones with the unusually high standards are the liars that are picky enough to place the Penthouse Centerfold over their dogs back and go to town. Sorry friend. You've met my wife so you know that's ALL WRONG. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you have a hand-held version called Pee-Pie? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Steve R

03-05-2006, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
The ones with the unusually high standards are the liars that are picky enough to place the Penthouse Centerfold over their dogs back and go to town.

Takes one to....

Nevermind http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

She does have a pretty face....but then she starts talking. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

DennisAJC

03-05-2006, 07:48 AM

BAAHAHAHA!!!! Bastard. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

CONRAD II

03-05-2006, 08:21 AM

she's hot, rich, and uh... what else matters?

Steve R

03-06-2006, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
BAAHAHAHA!!!! Bastard. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

After seeing the movie Titanic, I so very prefer the term "bastardo".... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Tell you what Dennis, my Canadian friend: you like her so much, I buy her for you! Add her to your collection! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

03-06-2006, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by Steve R:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
BAAHAHAHA!!!! Bastard. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

After seeing the movie Titanic, I so very prefer the term "bastardo".... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Tell you what Dennis, my Canadian friend: you like her so much, I buy her for you! Add her to your collection! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've printed a copy of your post.

Have her ready at the border within the week or I'll sue you. That and I'll unleash Alec's dog on you....The blind one.

DennisAJC

03-06-2006, 01:04 AM

Sorry to hear dude. If I'd know, I wouldn't have said it.

Alan06SUT

03-06-2006, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
I also think that may be a good photochop. Is she that wide? Legs that thick?

Yes, she is. I've seen other pictures of her thickness.

Originally posted by Alan06SUT:
Is that an Arby's roast beef sandwich tucked into her panties?

You had to say it, didn't you?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good job with taking my roast beef one step further, completing the effect.

ShaggyX

03-06-2006, 02:28 AM

I would hit it with a baseball bat, but thats it. I would rather die a virgin then screw that nasty b1tch.

Did I just say that out loud?

Steve R

03-06-2006, 03:25 AM

Please imagine something witty, entertaining or funny here. I gotz nothin' & I can't find a single thread to add or participate in.

Crap...it's come to this:

Dennis, attack me. I'll get all bent out of shape & weird about it, write some novels. You can get all creative with photoshop....ought to be good for a few days eh?

Btw...remember about 2 weeks ago when my H2 got broken into? Well....someone did try to break in (as evident from the pic of the door) and it was right about that same time as my wallet was missing. But as luck turned-out, my wallet was found in my pants that I wore right around that same period. Stupid nanny wandered into my closet and saw fit to hang them up.

But had someone broken in, I bet he was likely a lowly Canadian (there's your incentive Dennis).....

Stupid Canadians, they're all the same!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

DennisAJC

03-06-2006, 03:30 AM

Steve,

I'll be travelling to L.A. in the next few to see H2F. We must get together.

You still have that Ferrari? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

I must admit that it's beautiful that Shaggy admits to being a virgin. Way to use anal sex as a loop hole. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

03-06-2006, 04:29 AM

Alec = http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Steve, what's up? Nice to see you're still harassing Dennis. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Dennis, I want to go to CA sometime. I sure as hell don't want to move to that nasty ole' place, but I'd visit. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DRTYFN

03-06-2006, 05:13 AM

Originally posted by Steve R:
Please imagine something witty, entertaining or funny here. I gotz nothin' & I can't find a single thread to add or participate in.

Crap...it's come to this:

Dennis, attack me. I'll get all bent out of shape & weird about it, write some novels. You can get all creative with photoshop....ought to be good for a few days eh?

Btw...remember about 2 weeks ago when my H2 got broken into? Well....someone did try to break in (as evident from the pic of the door) and it was right about that same time as my wallet was missing. But as luck turned-out, my wallet was found in my pants that I wore right around that same period. Stupid nanny wandered into my closet and saw fit to hang them up.

But had someone broken in, I bet he was likely a lowly Canadian (there's your incentive Dennis).....

Stupid Canadians, they're all the same!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Here... I'll help you. I just saw the HMR mag from 3rd quarter. You've been chugging WeightGain 4000. http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/102/beefcake.gif

Mrs.ssippi

03-06-2006, 11:41 AM

why is Ken a hummer GURU? I don't understand. he was a hummer MESSIAH.

Marcmedic

03-06-2006, 12:05 PM

Good point. Looks like he padded his way right past Drty into 1st place.

Spike

03-06-2006, 01:52 PM

originally posted by Shaggy,
I would rather die a virgin then screw that nasty b1tch.
Well then, my theory about you is correct.....you really are nothing more than a "Smoked Up Sausage Smoker" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ShaggyX

03-06-2006, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by Spike:
originally posted by Shaggy,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I would rather die a virgin then screw that nasty b1tch.
Well then, my theory about you is correct.....you really are nothing more than a "Smoked Up Sausage Smoker" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You are a meanie. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

KenP

03-06-2006, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
why is Ken a hummer GURU? I don't understand. he was a hummer MESSIAH. What are you talking about? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

ShaggyZR2

03-06-2006, 04:32 PM

I wish I was a guru.

KenP

03-06-2006, 04:50 PM

You will get there one day, my son.

MovinH2

03-07-2006, 12:41 AM

Nice http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Steve R

03-07-2006, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I'll be travelling to L.A. in the next few to see H2F. We must get together.

You still have that Ferrari? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That'd be cool. Maybe Alec will come down and we could do something stupid like...go off-roading???? or would you prefer to re-enact the recent popular Enzo crash scene? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Seriously...let me know if you are coming, that'd be neat to finally meet the Canadian legend http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I still have the "F-car"...it's so funny when it comes time to pick-up the mail: with the H2 I have to reach way out & downward...then carefully withdraw the mail so none of it falls off to the side & on the ground. With the F-car I have to reach way upwards and try to grab it all so it won't come cascading down on me. Either vehicle it's a pain. Then my wife just drives up in her car, reaches straight-out and just removes it with ease. Either I'm too tall or too short with my cars when it comes to getting the mail the lazy-man's way. I should do like Drty and just have the butler do it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dennis....you let me know if you're comin' to town!!! That goes for any of you regulars!

Steve R

03-07-2006, 04:37 AM

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I just saw the HMR mag from 3rd quarter. You've been chugging WeightGain 4000.

Yeah....but instead of working my bi's, tri's & quad's...I've been focusing more on my "stomach muscle".

Dude...you're about to break 13,000 frigin posts, wonder what your finger muscles look like. Maybe you could join that band, FINGERBANG? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

03-07-2006, 05:46 AM

Originally posted by Steve R:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I just saw the HMR mag from 3rd quarter. You've been chugging WeightGain 4000.

Yeah....but instead of working my bi's, tri's & quad's...I've been focusing more on my "stomach muscle".

Dude...you're about to break 13,000 frigin posts, wonder what your finger muscles look like. Maybe you could join that band, FINGERBANG? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>13k??? What a loser. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

DRTYFN

03-07-2006, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by KenP the Messiah:
13k??? What a loser. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

You broke 13K??? Loser.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif You're fingers must be killing you. Now your padding frenzy to top me is at an end. What will you do? Go back to trying to win at www.meatspin.com (http://www.meatspin.com) ?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

h2co-pilot

03-07-2006, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by Steve R:
Dude...you're about to break 13,000 frigin posts, wonder what your finger muscles look like. Maybe you could join that band, FINGERBANG? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

They have prolly been whittled down to little nubs.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Mrs.ssippi

03-07-2006, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Steve R:
Dude...you're about to break 13,000 frigin posts, wonder what your finger muscles look like. Maybe you could join that band, FINGERBANG? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

They have prolly been whittled down to little nubs.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not from posting! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif