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CO Hummer 03-10-2006 01:52 AM
Actually, I think I might have wiped the dog ****e off my H2 using her face. Kills to birds with one stone.

DRTYFN 03-10-2006 05:07 AM
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I would have made her take off her coat and wipe the crap off with it. And if she refused I would have gone Orenthal on her.

MIZZOU H2 03-10-2006 06:35 PM
I run a business on eBay. In 2005 my ebay fees were less than my paypal fees. what a f-ing joke. gotta have it tho.

Ed G. 03-10-2006 07:42 PM
["I would have called the cops and blamed every scartch on my truck her and made her pay for a new paint job."]

x2

deicustoms1 03-10-2006 07:55 PM
Should have followed her home, went to a farm, borrowed a liquid manure spreader and smeared a little poop on her house.


DRTYFN 03-10-2006 07:59 PM
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Originally posted by dei???????:
Should have followed her home, went to a farm, borrowed a liquid manure spreader and smeared a little poop on her house.


Now that would be worth doing.

ROX 03-10-2006 09:05 PM
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Originally posted by PhilD:
I would have called the cops and blamed every scartch on my truck her and made her pay for a new paint job.
I like that idea right there. I'm saving that one.

working Hummer 03-10-2006 09:12 PM
Ya but wasn't my bucket of vinegar water a good idea, that had to bring the suck for her.

Sewie 03-10-2006 09:12 PM
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Originally posted by MIZZOU H2:
I run a business on eBay. In 2005 my ebay fees were less than my paypal fees. what a f-ing joke. gotta have it tho.

A little lost are we?

DRTYFN 03-10-2006 10:20 PM
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Originally posted by working Hummer:
Ya but wasn't my bucket of vinegar water a good idea, that had to bring the suck for her.

Actually, you're being told(in the nicest possible way) that your vinegar & water douche idea brought the suck. It's ok... if you stick around here long enough you'll see some really naughty ideas on how to deal with shi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">t</span>asses like that.
Personally, I think you were fibbing.

H2_SUT_SC 03-10-2006 10:59 PM
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Originally posted by Alec W:
I would have gone down there before she left and smeared the rest of her dogs **** all over her face.

Bingo. That's exactly what I thought of when I read that.

DennisAJC 03-10-2006 11:12 PM
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Originally posted by Alec W:
I would have gone down there before she left and smeared the rest of her dogs **** ALL OVER MY FACE.


WTF??????????????

Adam in CO 03-10-2006 11:26 PM
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Originally posted by Alec W:
I would have gone down there before she left and smeared the rest of her dogs **** all over her face.

"Say Dennis, I want to sleep on your floor tonight."

Klaus 03-11-2006 12:10 AM
Old folks like to retire to Florida.

Take her on a one-way airboat ride to the middle of the Everglades.

Problem solved...

ROX 03-13-2006 04:00 AM
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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I would have made her take off her coat and wipe the crap off with it. And if she refused I would have gone Oral on her.
You would.

DRTYFN 03-13-2006 04:46 AM
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Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I would have made her take off her coat and wipe the crap off with it. And if she refused I would have gone Oral on her.
You would. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Stop fantasizing.


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