So, I was over at my folks house yesterday and we were all in the den that has a big picture window facing the street, low and behlold some mid aged lady walking her dog by my truck out in the street decides to stop, open her dog crap bag in her hand and smeer some on the side of the truck. Well my buddy that bought the lime green H2 (posted earlier) was with me and had a good idea, instead of running out there and giving her a tonuge lashing we filled a 5 gallon bucket with water and a butt load of vinegar in it. Caught up to her 2 blocks down and oh my God, like a big red bulls eye, totally hit our mark on completally drenching her. Wow she smelled awfull. Well of couse the police showed up at my house that night and I told them she better drop her charges or I file for property damage. Well all in all none were filed and the lesson learned here is---don't screw with my H2 (oh cool that rymes) and vinegar and water mixed together is a good deterrent but very stinky so don't spill on yourself while dumping on others.

well, that is some far fetched sounding ****e. but if its all true then GOOD 4 U

I wouldnt have had the patience of you and would have most likely ran out and done something a little more assenine thus landing myself in jail

GOOD JOB

I take it your'e really into "OVERKILL". How old are you? 16? Makes you look like an ass.

ya I don't know whats going on in my town, iv'e had a rash of tree huggers or something move in. I'm constantly getting fingers and tounge lashings from people here. You know this is the state that recently outlawed abortions.

and Ed G. you don't need to make fun, I'm just telling a funny story that might be interesting to some. By the way 36 so I was just out with a buddy having a little fun.

What would you have done??!! Politely thanked her for smearing sh*t on your rig? I agree with Alec on the sheit on the face, but that probably would have landed him in the concrete hilton for assault.

Not tolerating others' lack of foresight does not make one immature, and 2 wrongs doesn't make one right--but it sure as hell feels good to give someone their just desserts!

WH -Well Done Dude!! Sometimes, you just gotta give what they've got coming!

Ed - lighten up man...

by the way Alec, my buddy and I are interested in going on one of the excursions you guys go on but being around South Dakota there isn't many places to climb. Can a novice driver keep up on one of the outings? I'm no dope at driving but have a lot to learn I would guess by you guys that always go on those things.

Yeah Alec...you would have been in the cell with me But seriously i couldnt have just watched her do that and then walk away. Smearing dog poo in her face would have been justified and worth the nite in jail.

Perfect! I don't think I would have been able to hold back in that situation....and would have acted first and thought second = not spending the night in my warm bed.

BRAVO!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!!!!

If it were me I would have caught up to her, drag her back to my driveway, shoot her dog, and call the cops. Then explain that the dog attacked you when you tried to intervene on the dung smearing.


Ahhhh **** it. Use bearspray.



Good job man.

Her being an older person, I would hesitate throwing anything -- even water (lawsuit if she took a spill, fall, and broke her hip or get a heart attack or somethin).

I would instead insist on her washing all the dog poo, and while she's at it -- the rest of the truck, dry it, apply a good coat of wax, buff it, polish my bling wheels, armorall all the black trims, and rain-x all the windows.

I bet the local news crew wouldda showned up at the end of the 5-hours car wash..

That way, as many tree-huggers as possible wouldda learn the risk of messing with Hummers!!

bear spray, that's funny as hell if you picture it in your head.

It's not as funny if you've literally done it.

....And make her do it topless.

Nothin sweeter than watchin an old woman sport her pair of fried eggs on nails.

Now is that torture for her or for you?!?!! That would be a sore sight indeed---baggy old tits scrubbing sheit off your rig Does that little scene come complete with a barf bag!!

You did the right thing buddy. I would have prolly gone out and made her lick it off . WOuldnt be the first time i spent the night in the slammer and probably wont be the last. ****ing Bitch.

. Thanks for getting coffee on my keyboard, Alec.

Actually, I think I might have wiped the dog ****e off my H2 using her face. Kills to birds with one stone.

I would have made her take off her coat and wipe the crap off with it. And if she refused I would have gone Orenthal on her.

I run a business on eBay. In 2005 my ebay fees were less than my paypal fees. what a f-ing joke. gotta have it tho.

["I would have called the cops and blamed every scartch on my truck her and made her pay for a new paint job."]

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Should have followed her home, went to a farm, borrowed a liquid manure spreader and smeared a little poop on her house.

Now that would be worth doing.

I like that idea right there. I'm saving that one.

Ya but wasn't my bucket of vinegar water a good idea, that had to bring the suck for her.

A little lost are we?

Actually, you're being told(in the nicest possible way) that your vinegar & water douche idea brought the suck. It's ok... if you stick around here long enough you'll see some really naughty ideas on how to deal with shi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">t</span>asses like that.
Personally, I think you were fibbing.

Bingo. That's exactly what I thought of when I read that.

WTF??????????????

"Say Dennis, I want to sleep on your floor tonight."

Old folks like to retire to Florida.

Take her on a one-way airboat ride to the middle of the Everglades.

Problem solved...

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Stop fantasizing.