My son learned something new in school.
 

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*


My wife was shocked and angry. I told her it's a traditional school song.

I would have taught him sooner or later. I couldn't stop laughing.:jump:

Re: My son learned something new in school.
 

:jump: :jump: :jump:

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The memories that brings back.....

think I will teach my 5yr old this week :beerchug:

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Just remembered a verse.:giggling:

Some people think it's funny
But it's really hot and runny
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

I'll have to consult with my brothers for the rest of it.:jump:

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:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:
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When she thinks you're gonna pee
But you spurt right on her knees
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*


:jump:

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When you think you've got to fart
but instead you rip a shart
Diarrhea...

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We're not 9 or anything.:giggling:

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climin' up a latter
Feel somthin' splatter

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When she's giving you her best
Then you rip one on her chest
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*


:jump:

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When you have a lil lump
and your pants are full of dump
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

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OMFG!!!!

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When DRTY is next to you
And you slap his face with poo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

:jump:

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and don't forget ....

"When your underwear feel like slick cellophane,
and you've noticed a big icky stain ...
Diarrhea!*clap*clap*Diarrhea! *clap*clap*

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:jump: :jump: :jump:
GOOD SONG !!

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You're done. :twak:

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When your drivin in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

CHILDREN!

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Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

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