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My son learned something new in school.
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
My wife was shocked and angry. I told her it's a traditional school song.
I would have taught him sooner or later. I couldn't stop laughing. 
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02-20-2007, 12:46 AM
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02-20-2007, 12:47 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
The memories that brings back.....
think I will teach my 5yr old this week 
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02-20-2007, 01:16 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
Just remembered a verse. 
Some people think it's funny
But it's really hot and runny
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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02-20-2007, 02:27 AM
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02-20-2007, 02:31 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
When she thinks you're gonna pee
But you spurt right on her knees
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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02-20-2007, 02:52 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
When you think you've got to fart
but instead you rip a shart
Diarrhea...
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02-20-2007, 03:28 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
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Originally Posted by KenP
When you think you've got to fart
but instead you rip a shart
Diarrhea...
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02-20-2007, 03:57 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
climin' up a latter
Feel somthin' splatter
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02-20-2007, 04:10 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
When she's giving you her best
Then you rip one on her chest
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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02-20-2007, 04:14 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
When you've eaten too much pumpkin
The you sit and get a blumpkin
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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02-20-2007, 05:30 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
When you have a lil lump
and your pants are full of dump
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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02-20-2007, 07:16 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
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When you have a lil lump
and your pants are full of dump
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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02-20-2007, 07:42 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
When DRTY is next to you
And you slap his face with poo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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02-20-2007, 07:47 AM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
and don't forget ....
"When your underwear feel like slick cellophane,
and you've noticed a big icky stain ...
Diarrhea!*clap*clap*Diarrhea! *clap*clap*
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and don't forget ....
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02-20-2007, 03:26 PM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
When your drivin in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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02-20-2007, 04:15 PM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
CHILDREN!
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02-20-2007, 05:01 PM
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Re: My son learned something new in school.
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CHILDREN!
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Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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