Albie,
Take that SUT and BEAT THE **** out of it.
-Take it off-road using the ****tiest lines.
-Pour some sand in the tranny.
-Sugar the tank
-Malibu Mud slider in the back seat.
-Loosen up all the cosmetic bolts
-Hire a really skanky hooker to fog up the windows.
-Pee in the windsheild washer fluid.
Then tell em, "Keep the deposit. Because that's what the deposit is for!"
P.S. Nice rack!
