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#28
01-25-2005, 11:03 PM
Hummer Messiah
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: ENRAGEMENT FOR HIRE
Posts: 31,286
Albie,
Take that SUT and BEAT THE **** out of it.
-Take it off-road using the ****tiest lines.
-Pour some sand in the tranny.
-Sugar the tank
-Malibu Mud slider in the back seat.
-Loosen up all the cosmetic bolts
-Hire a really skanky hooker to fog up the windows.
-Pee in the windsheild washer fluid.
Then tell em, "Keep the deposit. Because that's what the deposit is for!"
P.S. Nice rack! 
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