[mdoyle]

A few years ago as I was checking the doors before going to bed and I noticed the neighbor's garage door was open. It was around 2 am and I didn't want to risk hitting the button myself and trying to jump the light beam. I also didn't want his door to stay open all night since we had some minor thefts around that time (mostly bicycles, and beer in garage fridges).

So I knocked on the front door, first the dog starts barking, then the baby starts crying, I hear some commotion and finally my neighbor comes to the door. He opens it and I can tell he's pissed, not realizing I'm trying to do him a favor.

So I asked, "Dude, do you have any rubbers I can borrow?"

The look on his face was priceless, it took a minute for him to calm down and then I told him I was really there about the door.