Practical joke for a co-worker

[mdoyle]

A few years ago as I was checking the doors before going to bed and I noticed the neighbor's garage door was open. It was around 2 am and I didn't want to risk hitting the button myself and trying to jump the light beam. I also didn't want his door to stay open all night since we had some minor thefts around that time (mostly bicycles, and beer in garage fridges).

So I knocked on the front door, first the dog starts barking, then the baby starts crying, I hear some commotion and finally my neighbor comes to the door. He opens it and I can tell he's pissed, not realizing I'm trying to do him a favor.

So I asked, "Dude, do you have any rubbers I can borrow?"

The look on his face was priceless, it took a minute for him to calm down and then I told him I was really there about the door.

[Big Dad]

[3Hummer]

heres a good one.....take seran wrap or however you spell it and pull it tightly across the toilet seat. When they go to piss bam splashes everywhere, or if they go for a number 2 bounce! haha

[fourfourto]

Ok I forgot about this one.
I worked at a tool repair place in High school.
You take a capacitor (from old car distributer with points,you old guys know what it is)

You get the high tention tester (set to low,set to high you can make a 1 foot arc and it will drop you to the floor)
Charge it up and toss it to someone and SNAP.
We took it a step further and wired it up to a toilet seat....Snap

[Big Dad]

I remember taking some of that really thin copper safety wire...used on guarded switches in the cockpit. You can break it with your hand.

I unplugged the TV at work and wrapped it around 1 prong of the cord to the other and snipped the excess.

Layed the cord on the floor next to the socket and waited a few minutes till mid shift walked in.

After they got the turnover, they decided to watch the boob tube for a while....

Wayne lumbered over and plugged in the booby trap which instantly popped the breaker and let out a sound like somebody shot off a 9mm round!

It turned the plug black and Wayne practically $hit his pants!

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by 3Hummer

heres a good one.....take seran wrap or however you spell it and pull it tightly across the toilet seat. When they go to piss bam splashes everywhere, or if they go for a number 2 bounce! haha

I did this one while in college. It worked well. Also, when someone went in the stall to toss a cigarette, it bounced back at them. The next stall had black shoe polish rubbed over the entire black toilet seat .. so when they sat down their rear was circled in black. Of course, I would NEVER do anything like that now.

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by Hmmm2

I did this one while in college. It worked well. Also, when someone went in the stall to toss a cigarette, it bounced back at them. The next stall had black shoe polish rubbed over the entire black toilet seat .. so when they sat down their rear was circled in black. Of course, I would NEVER do anything like that now.

OMG!

I'm a full-time trecherous old retired ba$tard student at this private university...you can bet your A$$ I'll be searching out every stall for the illusive black toilet seat! Gotta run down to Fred Meyers and grab some black polish!

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!

[Marcmedic]

My personal favorite one I've pulled at work was on an a-hole captain I had. We went to K-Mart and found a pair of large sized granny panties. We decorated the crotch and ass area accordingly. We keep our bunker pants rolled down over our boots, so we can just step into the boots, and pull the pants up, throw the suspenders over the shoulders and we're off. We pulled his pants up, put the panties on the outside of his bunker gear, then shoved them back down over the boots. You couldn't see the panties at all. We figured he'd end up pulling them on at night, figure it out, and rip them off. Unfortunately for him, we ended up with a nasty car wreck at about 5PM...rush hour traffic. He didn't notice them when he pulled them on, and we forgot about them as we were finishing getting dressed on the way to the call. It was on the inside shoulder of a 4 lane in each direction highway. He was in the captains seat (front passenger) and got out as people began honking their horns at him. He had no clue. He stood there talking on the radio in plain view of nearly stopped rush hour traffic with stained womens panties on the outside of his gear. It wasn't until a cop told him that he knew (about 5-6 minutes after we got there). We never even got yelled at, he never said a word about it...I'm not sure I could have held a straight face through it.