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An Amish guy and a Muslim
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh*t in it."The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." ![Jump](images/smilies/jump.gif)
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Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim
Since I'm an educated man I must refuse to partake in "politically incorrect" humor. But the guy I used to be would have been expediting a bucket out to that so-called parched individual in need!
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Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim
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Since I'm an educated man I must refuse to partake in "politically incorrect" humor. But the guy I used to be would have been expediting a bucket out to that so-called parched individual in need!
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What he said!![Iagree](images/smilies/iagree.gif) ![Giggling](images/smilies/giggling.gif)
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12-03-2007, 08:53 AM
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Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim
Well I am an educated man as well and I would say drown the fuker in it.
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Well I am an educated man as well and I would say drown the fuker in it. ![Fdance](images/smilies/fdance.GIF)
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Agreed, but I'll be looking for work after this degree and it probably doesn't look good for a future CEO to use such terminology!
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Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim
why didnt he speak english in the first place...
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Re: An Amish guy and a Muslim
haha
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Agreed, but I'll be looking for work after this degree and it probably doesn't look good for a future CEO to use such terminology!
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