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12-16-2006, 09:23 AM
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Seven wise men.....
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
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12-16-2006, 09:36 AM
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Re: Seven wise men.....
How apropos, reminds me of most of the squids I know.
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12-16-2006, 11:42 AM
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Re: Seven wise men.....
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12-16-2006, 04:57 PM
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Re: Seven wise men.....
Gotta thank the Navy again without them we wouldn't have SEAMEN to make the pearl necklaces.
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12-16-2006, 08:10 PM
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Re: Seven wise men.....
FUNNAY!!!
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12-16-2006, 09:29 PM
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Re: Seven wise men.....
Dirty little runt???
More like a pigment challenged Mick
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12-16-2006, 09:30 PM
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Re: Seven wise men.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sewie
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
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LMAO!!!!!
That can't be good for your T&A ranking.
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