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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

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Hey Rocks,

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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End.


A few points, the girl never asks the question. Then she has no money to shop and buy martinis without the dude. Since she has no one to harp on, she over eats, gets fat, farts on herself. Lives a life of everlasting contempt!
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

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You're getting a "drive-by" next time I see you.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and was able to go out whenever he wanted, was never nagged, never heard "do these jeans make my butt look big", and she slept with him anyway.

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lovely tale/tail...
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A few points, the girl never asks the question. Then she has no money to shop and buy martinis without the dude. Since she has no one to harp on, she over eats, gets fat, farts on herself. Lives a life of everlasting contempt!

Don't forget the cats and the spoon and precious moment collections.

Girls don't need Men to make money!

Besides I don't think you can fart without "farting on self", and maybe she likes the smell of her own farts- well dammit, you know what I mean.
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Nothing can be worse than the H3 Dutch Oven on Steel Bender......

I thought that was you. Brought on by a massive ingestion of Easy Cheese.
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Not on your life.....fart boi.
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