An Amish guy and a Muslim
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh*t in it."The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." 
AMISH VICTORY DANCE!
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Last edited by NJ H2 : 12-03-2007 at 12:02 AM.
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