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05-31-2006, 05:49 PM
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Chuck Norris is a Pussy
I guess it's true afterall.
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05-31-2006, 05:53 PM
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05-31-2006, 10:19 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
That wasn't very nice, he is a great man. Didn't he die?
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06-01-2006, 12:32 AM
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That wasn't very nice, he is a great man. Didn't he die?
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06-01-2006, 04:21 AM
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Wow.
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!
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06-01-2006, 05:32 AM
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People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!
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06-01-2006, 05:41 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
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Look, I don't want to sound brash, but Mr. Charlie Norris and I were at the same prep school and then we went off to Ninja School together in Idaho. We were a team. We were equals. We were Kick-Boxing-Ninja-B!tches! Sure, he won the World Karate Championships in the late '70s, and I never achieved such fame as a martial arts guy, but I never once, never, never, lost to him during any of our private Sumo wrestling matches. Beat him every time. And then sat on his face. I am the Sumo Master!!! Charlie may have the Karate championships and the fame from his gun-slingin' Texas TV show, but I Sumo slammed his skinny butt home every time I half-tried. Then, I made him drink cheap blended Scotch. |
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Originally Posted by Marcmedic
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
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Thats the nice thing about being so skinny. You would never be able to hit me.  |
06-01-2006, 06:37 AM
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Werd up. |
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