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Old 12-06-2006, 08:41 PM
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Default Huge Medical Breakthrough!!!!

javascriptl('http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm');

Cant get the link right......

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Old 12-06-2006, 08:48 PM
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javascriptl('http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm');
Oh hell yeah!!!!

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(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Too bad it's fake:
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I'll be printing it out and taping it on the fridge for the wife. I'm not telling her!
I am going to tell her how "concerned for her health" I am. I think I tried the "good for your complexion" routine before.
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I'll be printing it out and taping it on the fridge for the wife. I'm not telling her!
I am going to tell her how "concerned for her health" I am. I think I tried the "good for your complexion" routine before.
I use that one all the time. Now the wife's too smart for that crap and Snopes or Googles, everything I tell her.
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I'm a dental hygienist and one time this lady came in to have her teeth cleaned. After an exam, I told her she had periodontal disease and she might lose her teeth if she did not do something about it and she needed more than just a "teeth cleaning", also called a prophy. She then asked me if she could ask me a question, "being a medical professional". I told her sure, but I'm a dental hygienist, I don't know how much I can help you if its not dental related. She then asked me if she had this periodontal disease because she holds semen in her mouth. It took everything I had not to just fall out on the floor. So I told her this was more of a question for the dentist and I went and got him. I did not give him the heads up on the question. I then went and told the other girls in the office and we all listened and giggled like little school girls when we heard her ask him. That was priceless.
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I'm a dental hygienist and one time this lady came in to have her teeth cleaned. After an exam, I told her she had periodontal disease and she might lose her teeth if she did not do something about it and she needed more than just a "teeth cleaning", also called a prophy. She then asked me if she could ask me a question, "being a medical professional". I told her sure, but I'm a dental hygienist, I don't know how much I can help you if its not dental related. She then asked me if she had this periodontal disease because she holds semen in her mouth. It took everything I had not to just fall out on the floor. So I told her this was more of a question for the dentist and I went and got him. I did not give him the heads up on the question. I then went and told the other girls in the office and we all listened and giggled like little school girls when we heard her ask him. That was priceless.

What did the Dentist say?????

On another note:
Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist first thing in the morning, and during the exam, the dentist looked at him and said, "I see you had oral sex this morning."
The guy smiled and answered, "How could you tell, do I have a hair caught in my teeth?"
The dentist smiled and said, "No, you have poop on your nose."
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X2 It's fake.
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Hell, If thats the case I'm going to start hanging out at those Race For The Cure breast cancer walks & runs, to sacrifice my bodily functions for the good of medicine and women worldwide.

Just call me a charity whore for a good cause.

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Don't care if it is fake, I know a few who will believe it.
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Don't care if it is fake, I know a few who will believe it.

and I will have it printed out to show her when she gets home!"Honey, I just want to make sure your healty!"
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X2 It's fake.
But it could be REAL!!!
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