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Old 02-20-2007, 12:38 AM
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When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*


My wife was shocked and angry. I told her it's a traditional school song.

I would have taught him sooner or later. I couldn't stop laughing.
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The memories that brings back.....

think I will teach my 5yr old this week
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Just remembered a verse.

Some people think it's funny
But it's really hot and runny
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

I'll have to consult with my brothers for the rest of it.
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When she thinks you're gonna pee
But you spurt right on her knees
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*


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When your drivin in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
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When your driving down a trail
and you notice a funky smell
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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When the pucker factors high
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Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*



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Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*





When your having a tea party
and you smell a squishy farty
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
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