The little WT Wigger I saw at 7/11

[DRTYFN]

I was just getting back in my rig when I saw this POS white, early '90's Dodge minivan pull up a few spots down from me. I could see the driver was slumped waaay over in his seat in a gangsta-lean position(). When he finally got out I saw that he didn't have a shirt on and his baggy retard pants were down to the top of his thighs so his ghetto boxers were on full display. I immediately started digging for my camera, as this was an opportunity I didn't want to miss. Plus, maybe he'd see me taking his picture, get pissed and then I'd get to give him an attitude adjustment.
This was taken just after he finally got his pants hiked up a little bit.

[DRTYFN]

Now it's not 70 degrees here - it was probably 45-ish when I took this.
Notice the tat on his "chest".

[DennisAJC]

He must work out.

Did you check his Caravan for a PS3?

[ShaggyX]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

He must work out.

Did you check his Caravan for a PS3?

[DRTYFN]

That puss couldn't lift a controller.
Since this is my neighborhood 7/11 I had to "protect" it.
This is what happened:
Slim Shady went into the 7/11 and walked around trying to be "all bad" and menacing, so I sat in my rig and watched him to make sure he wasn't going to need a beating. I watched through the window as he stood at the counter for 3-4 minutes just milling about. I decided he needed a little motivation to get his ass out the door, so I got out and went in. I easily had 4-5" & 40lbs of muscle on him and the little bitch STILL tried to put up a gangsta front on me. I walked straight at him like i was going to bum-rush him and then angled slightly past him at the last second.(I'm not a pisser or anything.) Little wussy gave me his best bad-ass stare and when I finally turned back around I gave him a look like, "What? You want some?". He finished counting his pennies out, grabbed his cheap-ass smokes and shuffled out the door. I was really.
Oh yeah, his minivan had a custom Hefty-bag side window. Must have gotten shot out when he ran from the po-po.

[h2co-pilot]

Love it! We should all be more camera ready.

Uhm, if you check out his fingers, I think he was just in an amorous fling with a man-friend and probably just hurried in to get his honey a Propel.

[Bully13]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Love it! We should all be more camera ready.

Uhm, if you check out his fingers, I think he was just in an amorous fling with a man-friend and probably just hurried in to get his honey a Propel.

I hate when I don't have my camera and I see something I want a pic of!
Have lotz of those baggy pants idots here too.

[devilsfan]

Dude, you need to move to a REAL state.

Stacy

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by devilsfan

Dude, you need to move to a REAL state.

Stacy

His pimpin' ride had Texas plates.

I HAD to take a picture because he was such an oddity.

[h2co-pilot]

I always wondered what happened to McCully Culkin.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

I walked straight at him like i was going to bum-rush him and then angled slightly past him at the last second.(I'm not a pisser or anything.)

I've seen DRTY do that at Cabellas.

I moved aside and stuck out my leg. He went flailing into a pile of camos on sale.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I moved aside and stuck out my leg. He went flailing into a pile of camos on sale.

[BlueHUMMERH2]

This is not as common a sighting here. I think the roving gangstas take most of these dweebs out.

[bparker]

That dancer tat he has on his ribs wont go over well in prison when his lifestyle lands him there...

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Now it's not 70 degrees here - it was probably 45-ish when I took this.
Notice the tat on his "chest".