I want out!

[Adam in CO]

So, I have had enough of this business. I am tired and depressed from watching so many good people get hurt because of the economy. I am now solicitng for a new job. Anybody got openings? I will consider the following positions:

1) Peep show booth floor mopper
2) President of par-tay-ing
3) CLO (Cheif Laziness Officer)
4) Manager (I don't want to have to manage anyone, though)
5) Trainer (I don't want to have to train anybody, though)
6) Director of Sniffing
7) Tie Rod Service Technician

All suggestions are welcome (except those from CO ). Thanks.

[dеiтайожни]

You can come pick up my poop.

[dеiтайожни]

I mean my dogs...











and mine

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

I mean my dogs...











and mine

Pay scale?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Pay scale?

Depends on the weight scale.

[usetosellhummer]

I have asked to get banned but still here?

[Agriv8r]

Originally Posted by KenP

Depends on the weight scale.

of the scooper....the pooper....or the poop????

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Pay scale?

Depends. If you opt to live in a converted dog house out back and pick up the poop before it starts to warm the ground, I think we can work something very reasonable out, including free rent.

[timgco]

I think we should be worrying about our buddy!!!!He wants a coupl eof differnt major life changes to happen now.1) Sell his HUMMER2) Change his jobIf he posts next and sais he's done pi$$ing on bumpers, I'm calling him a doctor.

[h2co-pilot]

Adam, you have been doing a lot of changes lately. What's next a zippy little sports car, oh wait.......


What color is your parachute Adam?

With your charisma and that cute face of yours you sell chicken to the Colonel.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

You can come pick up my poop.

Ew. No.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

3) CLO (Cheif Laziness Officer)

All suggestions are welcome (except those from CO ). Thanks.

Sorry Sir, but you are WAY overqualified for #3.