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I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
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10-15-2007, 02:45 AM
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I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.
I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.
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10-15-2007, 02:46 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
Bleech!
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10-15-2007, 03:29 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
Thanks for sharing! Yuck!!!
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10-15-2007, 03:33 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
did you kill it thats soo sad i feel soo bad.
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
Speaking of mince meat, I am kind of hungry.
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10-15-2007, 09:25 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
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did you kill it thats soo sad i feel soo bad.
Nah, I think it's going to make it.
Dennis that is so gross!
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10-15-2007, 03:04 PM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Rat Sushi !!
You have pics where you're poking their guts ???
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10-15-2007, 06:43 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
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I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.
I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.
Partially mangled??? That's like saying Hillary Roadham is kind of a commie lesbian.
I just closed my eyes and I could see you dancing around like a screaming little fruit.
ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?
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10-15-2007, 06:52 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
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ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?
I would have. But holding the puke in my mouth only to have it come out my nose made my eyes water. So I basically called it a day.
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10-16-2007, 05:23 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
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I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.
I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.
Dude, did you sex that thing?!
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10-16-2007, 06:24 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
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Dude, did you sex that thing?!
I think I just puked a little bit in my mouth.
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